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[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, I don't even take aspirin and this being europe, we don't actually hand over meds like that as easily as they do there.

I decided to sooth my bruised hand (and ego) with a glass of good scotch.

Sorry to hear about your accident.

Scotch is always good. Been sipping on my hoarded stock of Johnnie Green lately. Too bad it's out of production.

How about you?

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[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Sorry to hear about your accident.

Scotch is always good. Been sipping on my hoarded stock of Johnnie Green lately. Too bad it's out of production.

How about you?

glenfiddich. It isn't the best one out there, but the memories the taste brings back always make me smile.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

glenfiddich. It isn't the best one out there, but the memories the taste brings back always make me smile.

That works. Although I get all the Glens mixed up sometimes.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Haha, meh, that was a slide fucked up, nothing bad and nothing I'd file as an accident. I did break up a dog fight yesterday and because I fucked that one up too, I lost a few chunks of my right wrist and right leg. It'll be okay but now they are quite infected and since I'm a strong believer of holistic medicine, I'm drinking whiskey for the pain.

It'll be okay Phil.

Ohhhh wow ! A dog bite can be really dangerous Anna..
If you have a blood wound , you need a Tetanus injection !

Good to hear you're ok after all ..

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

A bit slow on the uptake here....

Biorin is a dude in BP drag, right?

Spot on

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That works. Although I get all the Glens mixed up sometimes.

Haha, it's my first taste in whiskey over 15 years ago on my first road trip. I don't have the time and the luxury to pour myself a stiff one often but when I do, I toast my latest fuckup and the fuck up that was the whole trip back then.

My dear husband ia trying to get killed tonight.

"I can not believe you cooked, pulled out a tooth from your hand and you are pissed with me for making you go to an er?"

"yes."

"so what if the doctor does things and you can't see them. That's protocol"

"oh she was fine. She was good with me watching though she thought I am a freak. "

"so what exactly are you pissed for?"

"you fucking slayed the lamb and the carrots were cooked to shit. "

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

Haha, it's my first taste in whiskey over 15 years ago on my first road trip. I don't have the time and the luxury to pour myself a stiff one often but when I do, I toast my latest fuckup and the fuck up that was the whole trip back then.

My dear husband ia trying to get killed tonight.

"I can not believe you cooked, pulled out a tooth from your hand and you are pissed with me for making you go to an er?"

"yes."

"so what if the doctor does things and you can't see them. That's protocol"

"oh she was fine. She was good with me watching though she thought I am a freak. "

"so what exactly are you pissed for?"

"you fucking slayed the lamb and the carrots were cooked to shit. "

How often does he seek a death wish? Lol.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Ohhhh wow ! A dog bite can be really dangerous Anna..
If you have a blood wound , you need a Tetanus injection !

Good to hear you're ok after all ..

I have tetanus and antibiotics dork.

I'm more concerned with my ego damages. I completely fucked up my assessment of the dog and I also did a shitty job at protecting my wrist. I lost a few bits and pieces of skin and the dog did a good job with my leg too. Such a fuck up. My right hand is so damn swollen the fingers don't move and as always, the damn tiny bone damage is radiating everywhere.

Still. I can not believe I, who have been fucking around with dogs bigger and better than that stupid, 20kg weighing fucker decided to serve my wrist to him.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

How often does he seek a death wish? Lol.

I hate bad food and I had the perfect lamb leg in the oven. He had eaten my carrots and because of those damn vegetables I hauled my ass to the grocery store and in the middle of a dog fight.

Fucking a. Bad food and wounds. Easter is like a fucking nightmare holiday for me every fucking year.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

I hate bad food and I had the perfect lamb leg in the oven. He had eaten my carrots and because of those damn vegetables I hauled my ass to the grocery store and in the middle of a dog fight.

Fucking a. Bad food and wounds. Easter is like a fucking nightmare holiday for me every fucking year.

I'd hate to ask you, what happened in previous years' Easters?

Thanksgiving is my nightmare holiday. There's either illness, a fight, or some combination.

[Mywifes335]

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SugarSkulls is 4' tall?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

I have tetanus and antibiotics dork.

I'm more concerned with my ego damages. I completely fucked up my assessment of the dog and I also did a shitty job at protecting my wrist. I lost a few bits and pieces of skin and the dog did a good job with my leg too. Such a fuck up. My right hand is so damn swollen the fingers don't move and as always, the damn tiny bone damage is radiating everywhere.

Still. I can not believe I, who have been fucking around with dogs bigger and better than that stupid, 20kg weighing fucker decided to serve my wrist to him.

Wow Anna , that sounds like you had a real dog fight !

Good to hear you had a Tetanus injection
I'm concerned about you Anna because I love you ..
Because when my dad passed away ..You was also concerned about me .
Thank you Anna , because I feel you are really a good person

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I'd hate to ask you, what happened in previous years' Easters?

Thanksgiving is my nightmare holiday. There's either illness, a fight, or some combination.

You have to excuse me, but you asked!

Every family comes up with their own traditions, ours are just sooo fucking weird.

When we were dating, actually living together by then, the dear spouse wanted to grow Easter grass. It is a tradition here, but by then, after a year with him, I was not accustomed with the whole "I am an engineer, I read instructions" thingy.

Well, the next time I went to the grocery store, I bought him a bag he could grow and since the instructions said one bag was enough for 1125cm^2, he decided our coffee table would be green soon.

The grass grew and he started designing a table lawnmowers, until my best friend told him to buy a rabbit. I'll resume to the rabbit later but that Easter the fucker ruined our couch by digging up the lawn to our couch.

The one after that, on Easter the hubby got a violent tummy bug, and puked on the rabbit. You don't know what pain is if you haven't tried to wash a bunny.

Easter and april fools day is lethal here. My dad died and my dog was ran over when those collided. A normal Easter here means merely a visit or two to the er, usually with a freak accident causing it.

"so you slipped, hit your ear to a tree and now its infected and since you are very pregnant, this means an er visit? Nice! I'm happy you got a black eye too from it all so it'll feel extra nice to answer the questions of the nurses. Thanks Anna!"

"sooooo, the rabbit bit the dog, and the dogs ear doesn't stop bleeding and you need to drive 300km to get to the animal er? Nice."

"so, the rabbit pushed the dog into a cactus and poked an eye and now the dog has to be taken to the er? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

Three years ago, Easter and april fools collided. I walked back to our house, and found my dear spouse sitting at the mens room next to his rabbit. I told him my dad died and his reaction was:

(laughing) "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING EVERY FUCKING TIME!!" When he realized I was serious I couldn't stop laughing since he was so completely lost with what to say next.


This year I asked him what we'd do for the long weekend.

"oh I haven't gotten our insurances (as in the free healthcare provided here to everyone) to work yet so I'm sure I'll be filing papers while you come up with something epic Anna?!"

When I came back with the carrots, I hadn't actually looked at my arm yet. Adrenaline kept the pain away so I found my Easter emergency kit, put the lamb in the oven (with the carrots) got the tooth out, cleaned up the wounds.

"just go. You need stitches, glue and your wrist might be broken. 150c for three hours, right?"

Fucker can't remember our lamb recipe ever. The fucker once again over cooked it.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Wow Anna , that sounds like you had a real dog fight !

Good to hear you had a Tetanus injection
I'm concerned about you Anna because I love you ..
Because when my dad passed away ..You was also concerned about me .
Thank you Anna , because I feel you are really a good person

This forum is all fun and games, but I know how much the support of strangers can be needed at times. It's often easier to accept than the support of the close friends or family members. As I said then, if you feel like talking, I'm willing to listen. I had my breakdown a week before mine died and the friends I had near me were busy handling my kids and dogs and a guy I've known for years but had then never met let me cry against his shoulder because he too had been there.

I am not a saint by any standards but sometimes it's easier to talk to an outsider.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

You have to excuse me, but you asked!

Every family comes up with their own traditions, ours are just sooo fucking weird.

When we were dating, actually living together by then, the dear spouse wanted to grow Easter grass. It is a tradition here, but by then, after a year with him, I was not accustomed with the whole "I am an engineer, I read instructions" thingy.

Well, the next time I went to the grocery store, I bought him a bag he could grow and since the instructions said one bag was enough for 1125cm^2, he decided our coffee table would be green soon.

The grass grew and he started designing a table lawnmowers, until my best friend told him to buy a rabbit. I'll resume to the rabbit later but that Easter the fucker ruined our couch by digging up the lawn to our couch.

The one after that, on Easter the hubby got a violent tummy bug, and puked on the rabbit. You don't know what pain is if you haven't tried to wash a bunny.

Easter and april fools day is lethal here. My dad died and my dog was ran over when those collided. A normal Easter here means merely a visit or two to the er, usually with a freak accident causing it.

"so you slipped, hit your ear to a tree and now its infected and since you are very pregnant, this means an er visit? Nice! I'm happy you got a black eye too from it all so it'll feel extra nice to answer the questions of the nurses. Thanks Anna!"

"sooooo, the rabbit bit the dog, and the dogs ear doesn't stop bleeding and you need to drive 300km to get to the animal er? Nice."

"so, the rabbit pushed the dog into a cactus and poked an eye and now the dog has to be taken to the er? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

Three years ago, Easter and april fools collided. I walked back to our house, and found my dear spouse sitting at the mens room next to his rabbit. I told him my dad died and his reaction was:

(laughing) "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING EVERY FUCKING TIME!!" When he realized I was serious I couldn't stop laughing since he was so completely lost with what to say next.


This year I asked him what we'd do for the long weekend.

"oh I haven't gotten our insurances (as in the free healthcare provided here to everyone) to work yet so I'm sure I'll be filing papers while you come up with something epic Anna?!"

When I came back with the carrots, I hadn't actually looked at my arm yet. Adrenaline kept the pain away so I found my Easter emergency kit, put the lamb in the oven (with the carrots) got the tooth out, cleaned up the wounds.

"just go. You need stitches, glue and your wrist might be broken. 150c for three hours, right?"

Fucker can't remember our lamb recipe ever. The fucker once again over cooked it.

I'm still digesting this... Sounds like you should two just avoid Easter. I'm sorry your dad died.

So...you still have the bunny?

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

SugarSkulls is 4' tall?

I just picture a somewhat successful guy who is also cocky. Has nothing to do with height.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

I just picture a somewhat successful guy who is also cocky. Has nothing to do with height.

Hahahaha... You could've picked any other celeb!

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[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I'm still digesting this... Sounds like you should two just avoid Easter. I'm sorry your dad died.

So...you still have the bunny?

The bunny died (and I am not joking) 15 minutes after his plane ticket to the usa had been charged from my account.

It's actually to us pretty hilarious. Easter is the perfect holiday for an atheist. No shopping required and every time I mange to make it into a huge show.

And the best part of the fight? The huge dog was on a leach. His owner panicked and just screamed. The dog who attacked it wasn't small but it was older and slow, though feisty. The attacker would've gotten himself killed if the big dog would've lost his shit.

I'm still unsure how I got bitten to my leg and to my wrist if I've managed to stop trained german shepherds before. Old age and huge ego got me good, and I'm clearly allergic to the female reaction of screaming. I think I wouldn't have gone in (I was just walking out of my car) if the big dogs owner would've just shut up.

Now I can claim the expenses from our insurance system after they have filed me in again. The private practice I went to, since I knew I'd pay pretty much the same after a longer wait on the public sector, and they called in a surgeon to handle my wounds did as I instructed ("I'm married. I don't need the wrist to be pretty, and I have to see the operation or I have to be put out") and considering it was on a 100% extra day: 261 euros.

And the best thing? The surgeon wasn't a bitch about me not wanting local anesthesia. "it says do no harm and you are a patient who apparently says a needle is harm, we'll clean up the first one without, if it burns too much, we'll numb the rest".

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

The bunny died (and I am not joking) 15 minutes after his plane ticket to the usa had been charged from my account.

It's actually to us pretty hilarious. Easter is the perfect holiday for an atheist. No shopping required and every time I mange to make it into a huge show.

And the best part of the fight? The huge dog was on a leach. His owner panicked and just screamed. The dog who attacked it wasn't small but it was older and slow, though feisty. The attacker would've gotten himself killed if the big dog would've lost his shit.

I'm still unsure how I got bitten to my leg and to my wrist if I've managed to stop trained german shepherds before. Old age and huge ego got me good, and I'm clearly allergic to the female reaction of screaming. I think I wouldn't have gone in (I was just walking out of my car) if the big dogs owner would've just shut up.

Now I can claim the expenses from our insurance system after they have filed me in again. The private practice I went to, since I knew I'd pay pretty much the same after a longer wait on the public sector, and they called in a surgeon to handle my wounds did as I instructed ("I'm married. I don't need the wrist to be pretty, and I have to see the operation or I have to be put out") and considering it was on a 100% extra day: 261 euros.

And the best thing? The surgeon wasn't a bitch about me not wanting local anesthesia. "it says do no harm and you are a patient who apparently says a needle is harm, we'll clean up the first one without, if it burns too much, we'll numb the rest".

Jeez, what did bunny die of? Old age or prospect of becoming dinner somewhere? Although you're not French.

You are tough as nails woman! I'd hate to be on your bad side. Although, you can still be married and have a pretty wrist.

No anesthesia reminds me of Patrick Swayze in Road House. His logic was, "pain don't hurt".