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      05-07-2020, 04:34 PM   #507
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every day is whack off wednesday now

And the corollary: it's 5 o'clock EVERYWHERE
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      05-13-2020, 01:05 PM   #508
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bump, for those of you with no particular schedules
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Yeah, but see, the problem with that is that statement is coming from Lups so you are already starting from a really weird and messed up POV. I mean, I think she's a lovely person, but she wouldn't be the standard that I would set forth in establishing a definition between kinky and weird....
Really?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      06-02-2020, 05:22 PM   #510
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Really?
Really. I think you're a lovely person. Really, I do. You seem surprised?

By the way, nice to see you posting again, I was thinking about sending a message to make sure everything was alright as I hadn't seen you post in a few months I think. Everything good?
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Seems appropriate
For the ladies who like it a little rough lol! (sorry, or men)
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      06-07-2020, 12:43 PM   #514
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      07-18-2020, 08:58 PM   #515
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It's been almost a month and no ones whacking off???????

Guess that's a good thing then huh ??!!
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been doing it everyday except Wednesday seems better 6 days a week vs just Wednesday only. find my self irritated and what not. doesn't help with all the yoga pants walking around the gym
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Being married close to 16 years but still whacking off 2 or 3 times a week.

Don't get me wrong the Mrs is still a hottie and attractive however her libido is often just isn't there and it's so much easier to whack off for the 10 or so minutes if that than bug her the entire day!!! Such is life!?
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Being married close to 20 years but still whacking off 2 or 3 times a DAY.

Don't get me wrong the Mrs is still a hottie and attractive however her libido is often just isn't there and it's so much easier to whack off for the 10 or so seconds if that than bug her the entire day!!! Such is life!?
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Being married close to 20 years but still whacking off 2 or 3 times a DAY.

Don't get me wrong the Mrs is still a hottie and attractive however her libido is often just isn't there and it's so much easier to whack off for the 10 or so seconds if that than bug her the entire day!!! Such is life!?
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Being married close to 20 years but still whacking off 2 or 3 times a DAY.

Don't get me wrong the Mrs is still a hottie and attractive however her libido is often just isn't there and it's so much easier to whack off for the 10 or so seconds if that than bug her the entire day!!! Such is life!?
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Thanks for the correction. I just knew there was no way you guys would believe what I was saying!!??
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Since my girlfriend now has covid I've had to take matters into my own hands.
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Since my girlfriend now has covid I've had to take matters into my own hands.
"But Rosie, you're all right
(You wear my ring)
When you hold me tight
(Rosie, that's my thing)
When you turn out the light
(I got to hand it to me)
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie."
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Since my girlfriend now has covid I've had to take matters into my own hands.
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Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie."
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