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      08-05-2020, 03:11 PM   #28557
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364 more days and I'll be eligible to retire
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Will seem like the longest year of your life.
Wede - I desperately want your coworkers to do something like this for you. Pretty please would you pass this along to them, indicating you too, would like something special upon your retirement. I'm sure the cops could come up with something interesting!

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a3...ed%20midflight.
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      08-05-2020, 03:23 PM   #28558
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For all my retarded Canadian friends.

https://globalnews.ca/news/7204384/c...ory-holes-sex/
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Wede - I desperately want your coworkers to do something like this for you. Pretty please would you pass this along to them, indicating you too, would like something special upon your retirement. I'm sure the cops could come up with something interesting!

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a3...ed%20midflight.
Was this retiree signaling? I mean, there are better ways to tell the world that you are "punching out".
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Wede - I desperately want your coworkers to do something like this for you. Pretty please would you pass this along to them, indicating you too, would like something special upon your retirement. I'm sure the cops could come up with something interesting!

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a3...ed%20midflight.
wow......just wow. He definitely has a great retirement story.
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      08-05-2020, 03:51 PM   #28562
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Wede - I desperately want your coworkers to do something like this for you. Pretty please would you pass this along to them, indicating you too, would like something special upon your retirement. I'm sure the cops could come up with something interesting!

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a3...ed%20midflight.
Been there, done that.

I'm working on a booking room computer. Officers come in with a "guest" I finish and go to walk out the door, but if it's closed, it's locked. I'm not graced with a key, so I push the hand sign/lever next to the door.

APPARENTLY, that is the alarm that you have lost control of your prisoner Chief was PISSED, but mainly because he was the first one into the room (unstrapped, but not drawn)

I worked/went to night college with F-14 pilots on the local base, but they didn't offer me a ride when I retired
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      08-05-2020, 04:45 PM   #28563
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      08-05-2020, 05:46 PM   #28564
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I received a McCallan AND an Aberloure in Bday gift bags Sunday.

But sadly, I am on call until Monday
Happy Birthday you old bastard from another old bastard!!


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      08-05-2020, 06:23 PM   #28565
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      08-05-2020, 06:35 PM   #28566
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grampa is that you?
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      08-05-2020, 08:13 PM   #28569
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1MOREMOD is sending his coworkers over to probe your DNA to answer that question.
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      08-05-2020, 09:16 PM   #28570
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1MOREMOD is sending his coworkers over to probe your DNA to answer that question.
Shots fired (or at least soon) Strange, but I've felt this way before
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      08-05-2020, 09:19 PM   #28571
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      08-06-2020, 11:43 AM   #28572
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I used to buy drugs with this guy Wylie, it's kool, it was the job....saw this and it reminded me of him.....we'd start drinking and wake up in Kentucky.......just sayin' ya'll know a Wylie.
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//?

Protesters sue Seattle, claim they need ‘expensive’ protective gear to safely protest
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