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      09-10-2018, 02:19 PM   #243
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i'm really not feeling that tbh and i can so see that play out exactly how it happened to you

she mentioned that stuff in the car and i was fine with it, told her we'd have a hard time if she wanted to be the top and said she was a switch but im having doubts...

not worth risking my safety and mental health haha
Tread lightly young lad. At least have a cool safe word; mine was "Alright bitch, that's enough!"
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Was that your narcissist as well?
Trying to develop a pattern here as my narcissist mentioned (and had one) being into pegging. Never got around to trying that though.
yeah no FUCK that. my friend's (bro, not the girl) been giving me shit how about my ass will be violated (literally and figuratively) but nope

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Tread lightly young lad. At least have a cool safe word; mine was "Alright bitch, that's enough!"
yeah that sounds like a plausible safe word
we'll see how stuff turns out on wednesday, if i don't post by thursday tell my mom i was a good innocent boy who just ended up on the wrong path

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      09-10-2018, 02:27 PM   #245
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^ pics of mom, so know if worth the effort to "console"

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      09-10-2018, 02:29 PM   #247
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This thread has quickly turned into a gem.
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      09-10-2018, 02:33 PM   #248
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This thread has quickly turned into a gem.
This thread has read like BP's version of Penthouse Forum pretty much since its inception.
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      09-10-2018, 02:36 PM   #249
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i don't know what i got myself into but i'm slightly curious and slightly scared with a sprinkle of turned on - she sent a link from bdsm wiki about aftercare (??) and how it is apparently important for me to be "cute" afterwards so she can feel fine after "treating me like garbage"?????

i'm going to post a picture later since it's on snap and i dont want to take a screenshot
If you were gay, you'd definitely be a bottom. Fuck all that shit. I'd tell her to pound sand.
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If you were gay, you'd definitely be a bottom. Fuck all that shit. I'd tell her to pound sand.
I completely overlooked the part about being "cute" after. I'm slightly confused about this. Bayerische Motoren Werke please elaborate.
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we'll see how stuff turns out on wednesday, if i don't post by thursday tell my mom i was a good innocent boy who just ended up on the wrong path
I'm going to laugh my ass off when you come back here on Thursday morning talking about how she tied you down and took a dump on your chest....

The only way we can be expected to advise you as to whether the risk is worth it: You need to tell her you have to know what you are getting into and to send you some shots of her dressed up in her BDSM gear. Then share those with us, of course. Let's see if this chick with worth the risk.
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If you were gay, you'd definitely be a bottom. Fuck all that shit. I'd tell her to pound sand.
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I completely overlooked the part about being "cute" after. I'm slightly confused about this. Bayerische Motoren Werke please elaborate.
i don't know myself dudes
best i can do is ask for an hour (need to go home) so that i can upload the text and we can all collectively figure it out?
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i don't know myself dudes
best i can do is ask for an hour (need to go home) so that i can upload the text and we can all collectively figure it out?
I'm down. Awaiting said upload. We'll all learn a little something together today.....that is unless UncleWede wants to actually admit that he has mastery level expertise in this area and wants to share to save us the collective brain storming.
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we'll see how stuff turns out on wednesday, if i don't post by thursday tell my mom i was a good innocent boy who just ended up on the wrong path
I'm going to laugh my ass off when you come back here on Thursday morning talking about how she tied you down and took a dump on your chest....

The only way we can be expected to advise you as to whether the risk is worth it: You need to tell her you have to know what you are getting into and to send you some shots of her dressed up in her BDSM gear. Then share those with us, of course. Let's see if this chick with worth the risk.
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I'm down. Awaiting said upload. We'll all learn a little something together today.....that is unless UncleWede wants to actually admit that he has mastery level expertise in this area and wants to share to save us the collective brain storming.
Surrendering completely to your lover can be quite . . . liberating
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If nothing else works you can always try pegging on your own at home...
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If nothing else works you can always try pegging on your own at home...
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I'm going to laugh my ass off when you come back here on Thursday morning talking about how she tied you down and took a dump on your chest....

The only way we can be expected to advise you as to whether the risk is worth it: You need to tell her you have to know what you are getting into and to send you some shots of her dressed up in her BDSM gear. Then share those with us, of course. Let's see if this chick with worth the risk.
yeah nah you guys wouldnt know that if that took place, id die of the shame

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If nothing else works you can always try pegging on your own at home...
sounds like a great idea man! what do you suggest i use?

Also, said text string (did not reply yet and i dont feel like it either):

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I'm going to laugh my ass off when you come back here on Thursday morning talking about how she tied you down and took a dump on your chest....

The only way we can be expected to advise you as to whether the risk is worth it: You need to tell her you have to know what you are getting into and to send you some shots of her dressed up in her BDSM gear. Then share those with us, of course. Let's see if this chick with worth the risk.
yeah nah you guys wouldnt know that if that took place, id die of the shame

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If nothing else works you can always try pegging on your own at home...
sounds like a great idea man! what do you suggest i use?

Also, said text string (did not reply yet and i dont feel like it either):

I don't know I just use a finger.

Hey is that a screenshot of a computer picture of a photo of your phone?
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sadly it is - snap lets the other person know screenshots so i had to take the pic with my ipad but screen resolution issues pushed me to this.

i know how sketch that looks/sounds but i can upload with a timestamp if it's going to make anyone feel any better?
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post a pic of her, not the text
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sadly it is - snap lets the other person know screenshots so i had to take the pic with my ipad but screen resolution issues pushed me to this.

i know how sketch that looks/sounds but i can upload with a timestamp if it's going to make anyone feel any better?
Nah man just busting your chops!!!

She's playing with you, if you're into that kind of play go for it... you seemed to be, since you said it turned you on. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Nevertheless... isn't that the girl who has a boyfriend? Are you really going down that path? You're treading in the middle there
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post a pic of her, not the text
i need to run out but will do tonight

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Nah man just busting your chops!!!

She's playing with you, if you're into that kind of play go for it... you seemed to be, since you said it turned you on. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Nevertheless... isn't that the girl who has a boyfriend? Are you really going down that path? You're treading in the middle there
not really into it i guess it's kinda coming from curiosity; yes; probably not as it doesnt look like it'll be worth it (not trying to be the douche she cheats with AND end up with literal shit on my chest)
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