My gf had beer muscles last night...

darkcloud · 09-23-2006, 09:31 AM

I was the DD last night on what was a chill evening where we were going out to see a lot of old friends from school. As we're leaving my gf's apartment one of her friends decides she wants to sit in the front seat to play with the new car. I and the other girl get in and the other 2 girls and my gf are getting in the back.

SOMEHOW my gf shuts some of her hair in the door

. When she goes to frantically pull the door handle she must have broken it, because she then begins to scream, "unlock the door I can't get out". I had never even had a chance to lock any doors and immediately my blood pressure shot through the sunroof. I reach back and confirm that the dumb blonde pulled the handle so hard she disconnected it from inside the panel

I then envisioned shutting the rest of her hair in the door and ripping it off, but didn't haha.

In an unlikely turn of events though, I got to be somewhat pretend mad with her because on Wednesday I had a secret appointment to have my euro xenons installed at my dealership. Now when I drop my car off she'll think it's because of the night she was on roids and got all hulk hogan on the door handle

. In a way it worked out to my advantage because now I don't have to think of a lie for why my car is at the dealership so she doesn't find out about the +1k I'm spending on these lights. Everyone is now happy haha.

I did get some road "happiness" on the way home for her way of saying she's sorry:rocks:

canucklion · 09-23-2006, 09:57 AM

OT

Brunotheboxer · 09-23-2006, 09:58 AM

sounds like a match made in heaven.

PiperD · 09-23-2006, 09:58 AM

Wow... if you've got to justify modding your car to your GF, you might as well marry her and be done with it

Chesmu · 09-23-2006, 10:45 AM

thanks for all the info.....

ON325i · 09-23-2006, 11:13 AM

9/10

NaTuReB0Y · 09-23-2006, 11:13 AM

what he said?

SapphireBlackG01 · 09-23-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Chesmu

thanks for all the info.....

This comment made me laugh out loud, haha. Dunno.

As for the story, yeah, it was off-topic, but funny nonetheless.

Bimming335 · 09-23-2006, 11:22 AM

May be from now on open the car door for your gf? Just kidding.

darkcloud · 09-23-2006, 11:40 AM

Quote:

OT

Yeah I guess it is, but oh well. A mod can move it when he feels like it.

Quote:

Wow... if you've got to justify modding your car to your GF, you might as well marry her and be done with it

How'd you know? haha It's pretty much that way with 90% of women. Not everyone is perfect.

Quote:

May be from now on open the car door for your gf? Just kidding.

I or someone else had to for the rest of the night.

Driv3r · 09-23-2006, 11:46 AM

u got some happiness that night though, so why get upset at all? in my eyes its mission accomplished but then again i dont have a gf so i dont know how different the game is...

drkeng · 09-23-2006, 01:44 PM

Uhh, who's the "dumb blonde" who pulled the handle so hard...?
Nice story, though. And with a

"happy ending", too.

darkcloud · 09-23-2006, 01:58 PM

The "dumb blonde" is of course my gf haha.

I gained a new appreciation for our cruise control too. It's so precise at the speeds that I was able to keep a very comfortable distance between cars without having to touch the pedals. Allowing a more enjoyable ride home

flush01 · 09-23-2006, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkcloud

The "dumb blonde" is of course my gf haha.

I gained a new appreciation for our cruise control too. It's so precise at the speeds that I was able to keep a very comfortable distance between cars without having to touch the pedals. Allowing a more enjoyable ride home

ok we get it, u got bj good for u

Bimming335 · 09-26-2006, 12:55 AM

Cars4lyfe has a point there. She's just your gf, I don't think a gf should have much say about what kind of car you buy or what you want to do with your car. If she was your wife then it would be a different story.

shragon · 09-26-2006, 01:01 AM

lol

Ray · 09-26-2006, 02:03 AM

I thought things are suppose to break during road hapiness and not before.

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darkcloud Colonel 335 Rep 2,385 Posts Drives: 09 VW JSW Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: cleveland, oh iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	My gf had beer muscles last night... I was the DD last night on what was a chill evening where we were going out to see a lot of old friends from school. As we're leaving my gf's apartment one of her friends decides she wants to sit in the front seat to play with the new car. I and the other girl get in and the other 2 girls and my gf are getting in the back. SOMEHOW my gf shuts some of her hair in the door . When she goes to frantically pull the door handle she must have broken it, because she then begins to scream, "unlock the door I can't get out". I had never even had a chance to lock any doors and immediately my blood pressure shot through the sunroof. I reach back and confirm that the dumb blonde pulled the handle so hard she disconnected it from inside the panel I then envisioned shutting the rest of her hair in the door and ripping it off, but didn't haha. In an unlikely turn of events though, I got to be somewhat pretend mad with her because on Wednesday I had a secret appointment to have my euro xenons installed at my dealership. Now when I drop my car off she'll think it's because of the night she was on roids and got all hulk hogan on the door handle . In a way it worked out to my advantage because now I don't have to think of a lie for why my car is at the dealership so she doesn't find out about the +1k I'm spending on these lights. Everyone is now happy haha. I did get some road "happiness" on the way home for her way of saying she's sorry:rocks: __________________ retired 06 E90 325i New: 09 VW Platinum Grey Jetta Sportwagen 2.0T SEL w/DSG, panoramic sunroof and Ipod adapter
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