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      04-07-2009, 09:28 PM   #1
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My Wife Left Me. F!@@$@$

Okay. My wife left me. So anyone recommend any clubs in NJ I can go to get laid?

Seriously, she left me for a Madoff dude. Where can I go to get revenge in the sexual context?

Yeah, she took the E93 M3. Plus, she was racing it on the way to the Short Hills Mall with the other E93 M3 in Alpine Weiss.
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      04-07-2009, 09:31 PM   #2
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Waoh.....

you people must be comfortable with each other to post something like this..

and if i were you, i would beat the living SHIIITTT out of the madoff dude..
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      04-07-2009, 09:53 PM   #3
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      04-07-2009, 09:56 PM   #4
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I don't get it. You are getting revenge on your wife who left you for a "Madoff guy" by going to a club to get laid... which she let you do?

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      04-07-2009, 11:51 PM   #5
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is that the mating call of the redneck?
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      04-08-2009, 07:40 AM   #9
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Sorry, but what's a "madoff" guy mean?
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Sorry, but what's a "madoff" guy mean?
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      04-08-2009, 08:03 AM   #11
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      04-08-2009, 09:38 AM   #12
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Fuck her sister, if she dont have one go after her close friends
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Fuck her sister, if she dont have one go after her brother
You're a sick fuck, dude.
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Sorry, but what's a "madoff" guy mean?
Have you been living under a rock for the last several months? This guy scammed lots of rich people out of billions. He is currently under prosecution.
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Okay. My wife left me. So anyone recommend any clubs in NJ I can go to get laid?

Seriously, she left me for a Madoff dude. Where can I go to get revenge in the sexual context?

Yeah, she took the E93 M3. Plus, she was racing it on the way to the Short Hills Mall with the other E93 M3 in Alpine Weiss.
what

what do you mean a madoff guy? like is it madoff himself? is she blowing him through the bars of his cell? is it one of his kids?

and how does banging another women constitute revenge? doesn't sound like your wife really cares what you do because she's off racing your car and giving madoff head.

and what 'other' M3 are you talking about?
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You're a sick fuck, dude.

for a minute there I was like "holy fuck did I write that"
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Wow. She took the M. Sucky dude. Wait, what? an E93 too. I would kill a bitch.
Did you not put up a fight.
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Okay. My wife left me. So anyone recommend any clubs in NJ I can go to get laid?

Seriously, she left me for a Madoff dude. Where can I go to get revenge in the sexual context?

Yeah, she took the E93 M3. Plus, she was racing it on the way to the Short Hills Mall with the other E93 M3 in Alpine Weiss.
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      04-08-2009, 12:37 PM   #18
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Kill her whole family, chop of their ears and send them to her in a shoe box with a dead squirrel from the I ran over...thread, and tell her, the madoff guy is next unless she returns the ///M! Otherwise let her go, take the ///M and go get a new ex wife!
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      04-08-2009, 12:41 PM   #19
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Sorry, but what's a "madoff" guy mean?
turn on the news once in a while
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      04-08-2009, 04:17 PM   #21
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this picture makes more sense than OP

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