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      03-20-2009, 10:10 PM   #1
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Followed some douche today

So, i was driving home in my DD today on the 55 south. I was going about 65mph when this douchebag blew by me in the #2 lane. I noticed he had a "Vishnu" sticker on his 335 so I followed him into town to let him know that JB3 is better. He didnt notice me so I revved my car a little to get his attention. He started driving faster and faster. I get tired of trying to get this guy's attention and just busted a bitch to go back home. Turns out I was in front of a police station and got a fuckin citation!
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Serves you right.... We all know putting a LS3 in the 335i's engine bay trumps JB3 and the other tuners.
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      03-20-2009, 10:42 PM   #3
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That guy must of been madd stylinnnnn with his Vishnu sticker!
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That guy must of been madd stylinnnnn with his Vishnu sticker!
ummm yea

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=243262
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ahhahahahahah i'm going to reply the same reply to both threads. too good!!!!
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douche meet douche
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LOL, is this the same guy that got mentioned in the other thread, funny sh1t.
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lol @ phiber just look at WHEN he posted. Ruins the fun
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Douche?.......... You are the douche my friend! You obv do not know the ways of high performance.... STICKERS! YES! STICKERS! PUT THEM EVERYWHERE! ALL OVER THE CAR UNTIL THERE ISNT A SPEC OF PAINT LEFT! Why you ask!??!?! Every 1 inch of stick adds 5 hp's! Imagine the possibilities! How would we ever know whats inside that ride w/o the magic of stickers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL sorry end of the work day/before the gym rant! But seriously that sucks man, just be aware of your surroundings.
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Sounds like you should have either had a legitimate race, consequences be damned. Or just sit down and enjoy a good douche together.
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Douche?.......... You are the douche my friend! You obv do not know the ways of high performance.... STICKERS! YES! STICKERS! PUT THEM EVERYWHERE! ALL OVER THE CAR UNTIL THERE ISNT A SPEC OF PAINT LEFT! Why you ask!??!?! Every 1 inch of stick adds 5 hp's! Imagine the possibilities! How would we ever know whats inside that ride w/o the magic of stickers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL sorry end of the work day/before the gym rant! But seriously that sucks man, just be aware of your surroundings.
So a Hummer should be the fastest car ever, because you can put a lot of stickers on a Hummer.
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So a Hummer should be the fastest car ever, because you can put a lot of stickers on a Hummer.
ummm are u forgetting something ??? a fucking RV son
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