how many drinks before

mpimping · 10-30-2008, 10:25 PM

Mr. Johnson doesn't work anymore?

stooken · 10-30-2008, 11:03 PM

a lot. i'd literally have to be stumbling and falling all over the place.

DougLikesBMW · 10-30-2008, 11:24 PM

Haven't found out...since I don't drink barely. I doubt anything could keep that sucker down with the right chick infront of me.

EZ_TUR90 · 10-30-2008, 11:28 PM

alcohol poisoning

ZJP · 10-30-2008, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by stooken

a lot. i'd literally have to be stumbling and falling all over the place.

+1

MMMazing07 · 10-30-2008, 11:48 PM

i think ive had too many

asdflkijd · 10-31-2008, 12:08 AM

It gets even happier when I drink...

kevinbahnz · 10-31-2008, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by asdflkijd

It gets even happier when I drink...

YUp. thats usually the effect of booze on me. It actually makes me last longer too.

asdflkijd · 10-31-2008, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

YUp. thats usually the effect of booze on me. It actually makes me last longer too.

Spool · 10-31-2008, 01:00 AM

LOL okay here we go...

Even with 20 drinks, i'll still get horny and pop boners...

But it's gonna take a lot of work to ejaculate, alcohol doesn't make it hard for you to get it up, it makes it hard for you to cum...

TurboFan · 10-31-2008, 01:31 AM

Drink Gin. Good Gin, like saphire. Then you discover what torque really is - the force required to point Mr. Johnson toward the toilet bowl after drinking Gin all night.

TurboFan · 10-31-2008, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by asdflkijd

It gets even happier when I drink...

No, it just lowers your standards, so you think she's better looking, so then you're happier.

DasBoost · 10-31-2008, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

LOL okay here we go...

Even with 20 drinks, i'll still get horny and pop boners...

But it's gonna take a lot of work to ejaculate, alcohol doesn't make it hard for you to get it up, it makes it hard for you to cum...

+1

TheLegacy · 10-31-2008, 01:51 PM

rofl this thread is funny

Tondtar · 10-31-2008, 02:01 PM

In the age of "Viagra" you guys must be joking with a thread like this

Mr. Pfizer must be turning in his grave

darkphantom · 10-31-2008, 02:22 PM

lmao @ this thread......it would be 0 for me since I don't drink...

Couch · 10-31-2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpimping

Mr. Johnson doesn't work anymore?

What's your answer?

A lot for him not to work.

But for me to put in the effort of using him, probably 15 beers. I'll just want to go to sleep.

DougLikesBMW · 10-31-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

lmao @ this thread......it would be 0 for me since I don't drink...

Ah, so you're saying you even though you don't drink Mr. Johnson doesn't work?

Sorry man. They say 1 in 3 men have ED, well at least we know its you and not me.

darkphantom · 10-31-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Ah, so you're saying you even though you don't drink Mr. Johnson doesn't work?

Sorry man. They say 1 in 3 men have ED, well at least we know its you and not me.

I'm just saying Mr.Johnson isn't up and about for no reason

if you catch my drift...

DougLikesBMW · 10-31-2008, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkphantom

I'm just saying Mr.Johnson isn't up and about for no reason

if you catch my drift...

Ah I see..."Down boy, down!"

darkphantom · 10-31-2008, 03:34 PM

asdflkijd · 10-31-2008, 03:42 PM

like I said, the more I drink

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