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      04-28-2020, 09:52 AM   #6425
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I mean, if he's rusty, it might not be a bad idea. Gain some confidence?

I swear woman sense when you're getting action.

Single: can't even get a girl to look your direction.
Relationship: Can't keep them away.

This is most definitely accurate. It's almost as if they can smell it on you. I've found the longer you are in a relationship, the harder they try.

Right after the divorce of the first wife, I had women straight up ask for it. I had several make comments basically wanting to know what all the fuss was about. Several waitresses who would watch me bring different ladies in their establishment, week in - week out. Eventually they would flirt and want to know. Who was I to deny them???
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Turkish Pickle what happened to your post count and rep points???
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What's wrong?
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This is most definitely accurate. It's almost as if they can smell it on you. I've found the longer you are in a relationship, the harder they try.

Right after the divorce of the first wife, I had women straight up ask for it. I had several make comments basically wanting to know what all the fuss was about. Several waitresses who would watch me bring different ladies in their establishment, week in - week out. Eventually they would flirt and want to know. Who was I to deny them???
What sucks is to get hit on because your wife looks so much younger than you....and they think you aren't together!

I have had to pull my wife out of a couple of places because of that.
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Point #1 - i'm sure you're not ugly and that's exactly why I advocate against tinder. I'm letting you know the data you'll see is going to be horrible; I had ~100ish matches since November 2019 with a match rate of 2.69%. That means of the pool of women I saw and thought were hot, only 2.69% also thought I was hot. That stat will hit differently the first time you calculate it and it's horrible for one's self-worth

How's your in person game looking? I'd also argue Tinder has the drawback of, women on their phones.
In person I am above average, I come off pretty laid back, but I guess a little cocky when I need to be. This is not bad just can't overdo it or you like you're trying to-hard / IMO.

Mind you being in a frat helps and I wish I was kidding, but woman will continue to be shallow, especially at the college level. Why do you think I joined?
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In person I am above average, I come off pretty laid back, but I guess a little cocky when I need to be. This is not bad just can't overdo it or you like you're trying to-hard / IMO.

Mind you being in a frat helps and I wish I was kidding, but woman will continue to be shallow, especially at the college level. Why do you think I joined?
I'm a KSig graduating in December, I know exactly where you're coming from

I probably sounded like some neckbeard incel lol but my point still stands. Especially irl 9/10 times you talking to that cute girl is gonna be the most interesting highlight of her day and you'll stand out more than your "competition"

This however is prime time to delete tinder and re-open a new account with a fresh percentage, some dope pics and a nice bio. Especially if you're tall you'll have a great chance of working on your text game. Just no quarantine openers, those are played out
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Also I feel like I haven't seen pennsiveguy in a while, you good there man?
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Also I feel like I haven't seen pennsiveguy in a while, you good there man?
I was wondering about that as well. Hope everything is okay!
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What's wrong?
Surely you have more than 187 posts. I'm sure you have more than 200 in this thread alone.
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Surely you have more than 187 posts. I'm sure you have more than 200 in this thread alone.
Ahhh, I think OT doesn't count for the posts in the profile. Many other forums do that as well - I don't really have a "popular" BMW, and the car is about 6000 miles away so I'm mostly on OT than being a contributing member of the BP society
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Ahhh, I think OT doesn't count for the posts in the profile. Many other forums do that as well - I don't really have a "popular" BMW, and the car is about 6000 miles away so I'm mostly on OT than being a contributing member of the BP society
That makes sense. Also explains my extremely low post count to rep ratio.
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I'm a KSig graduating in December, I know exactly where you're coming from

I probably sounded like some neckbeard incel lol but my point still stands. Especially irl 9/10 times you talking to that cute girl is gonna be the most interesting highlight of her day and you'll stand out more than your "competition"

This however is prime time to delete tinder and re-open a new account with a fresh percentage, some dope pics and a nice bio. Especially if you're tall you'll have a great chance of working on your text game. Just no quarantine openers, those are played out
Very cool. I think I read you're in civil engineering? My uncle's best friend is a civil engineer in Denver and he loves it. Very chill guy in comparison to some of the comp sci's I know. LOL

Also, I think I'm done with tinder to be honest, it's just too much effort for limited results. I'm not chatting up a 2's for a month to maybe get laid after the first date, plus I don't even know where the hell we'd go right now? And I'm not very keen on the idea of inviting randoms over to my apartment either, maybe I'll just do no-fap until things get better.

There will be an endless amount once bars open though, be prepared.
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Also I feel like I haven't seen pennsiveguy in a while, you good there man?
I was wondering about that as well. Hope everything is okay!
I actually did message him a few weeks ago because I was wondering the same. He is doing ok, he just hasn't been on the forums as much and is taking some time for himself. COVID-19 got everyone stressed tf out man.
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What sucks is to get hit on because your wife looks so much younger than you....and they think you aren't together!

I have had to pull my wife out of a couple of places because of that.
Can't say I really feel bad for you.
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I was wondering about that as well. Hope everything is okay!
I was thinking the same thing. I hope all is well with him.
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I just matched with one of my anatomy TA's on tinder / very awkward considering I didn't intentionally swipe on her. She's also apparently 9 years older than me, very chatty, and was somewhat of a bitch to me in lab to be honest.

I can't just ignore her because there's like a 50/50 chance she will teach my physiology lab in the fall.

I'm not sure if this is an opportunity, or a way to potentially fuck myself over by pissing her off. The TA's grade everything!

I really can't believe this happened.

I am going to see if she messages me first. Will keep you guys posted if anyone cares.
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I just matched with one of my anatomy TA's on tinder / very awkward considering I didn't intentionally swipe on her. She's also apparently 9 years older than me, very chatty, and was somewhat of a bitch to me in lab to be honest.

I can't just ignore her because there's like a 50/50 chance she will teach my physiology lab in the fall.

I'm not sure if this is an opportunity, or a way to potentially fuck myself over by pissing her off. The TA's grade everything!

I really can't believe this happened.

I am going to see if she messages me first. Will keep you guys posted if anyone cares.
You need to big dick the situation!

Is she your TA this semester?
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Also ~ you're going to be her student. Take a screenshot of this, if shit hits the fan and you realize she's being more of a bitch after the interactions (only get involved if she isn't your TA this semester! otherwise risk is more than it's worth), you go to your school's conflict resolution office and tell them that you slept with someone consensually after matching on tinder. luck has it she became your TA and because you didn't "break up" on amicable conditions you think she's moving against you.

Now if she has half a brain (TA'ing for anatomy/physiology requires more than half) she won't do that because if you get fired from your TA job because you slept with a student no respectable institution is gonna hire you. You have the upper hand - why not have fun?
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Is she your TA this semester?
LMAO - No this was fall of this year, so one semester ago. We are done with classes now anyway.

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That's smart. I definitely will if we ever start talking. I don't think shit is going to happen though. She has a cute face, no body, short, and like I said a snarky bitch. I cant even stand her for 2 hours in lab, I don't know what the hell I'd do to her in bed. She's probably a completely different person off campus though. Most people are.

Plus the age difference, I don't see anything transpiring, but thought it was funny and wanted to share since I said I'm done with tinder yesterday.

I have the entire thing in our group chat and the guys are going ape shit crazy haha. They want me to smash...
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LMAO - No this was fall of this year, so one semester ago. We are done with classes now anyway.



That's smart. I definitely will if we ever start talking. I don't think shit is going to happen though. She has a cute face, no body, short, and like I said a snarky bitch. I cant even stand her for 2 hours in lab, I don't know what the hell I'd do to her in bed. She's probably a completely different person off campus though. Most people are.

Plus the age difference, I don't see anything transpiring, but thought it was funny and wanted to share since I said I'm done with tinder yesterday.

I have the entire thing in our group chat and the guys are going ape shit crazy haha. They want me to smash...
I like your guys and agree with them as well. Hit her up what's the worst that can happen? Don't be an idiot with your opener and you'll be fine.

Hell - hit her up with either of these lines that have worked:
"Hey (name) are you a toaster? because a bath with you would send me to heaven" or go with "I'm getting strong gemini vibes from you I don't think we'd get along". Both of these though really work on stupid girls, can't comment on the success rate when you try to open with a chick that's clearly not dumb.
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I like your guys and agree with them as well. Hit her up what's the worst that can happen? Don't be an idiot with your opener and you'll be fine.

Hell - hit her up with either of these lines that have worked:
"Hey (name) are you a toaster? because a bath with you would send me to heaven" or go with "I'm getting strong gemini vibes from you I don't think we'd get along". Both of these though really work on stupid girls, can't comment on the success rate when you try to open with a chick that's clearly not dumb.
How about:

Wanna go study some anatomy?

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How about:

Wanna go study some anatomy?

Don't hate it but have consulted my boys will let you know if they find something!
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