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      12-13-2015, 01:17 PM   #17997
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I like the safe word, only because it's unpronounceable adding some excitement to the whole ordeal. Nice touch.
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I like the safe word, only because it's unpronounceable adding some excitement to the whole ordeal. Nice touch.
Yeah except I'm whistling that fackin' safe word... Why I remember that from Cinderella I have no clue but three times already I've caught myself whistling the tune...

Ssoooo, this is all f30's fault for putting the fairy godmother song in my head so I'm afraid we're gonna have to come at this stronger and harder...

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      12-13-2015, 01:28 PM   #18000
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      12-13-2015, 01:34 PM   #18001
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Yeah, apparently Shoei also likes his Disney Song Lyrics.
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      12-13-2015, 01:37 PM   #18002
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I shaved off my beard after 2 months yesterday and I'm regretting it. I'm cold
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      12-13-2015, 01:37 PM   #18003
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I shaved off my beard after 2 months yesterday and I'm regretting it. I'm cold
Couldn't imagine dude. Used to shave all the time, it would seem so bare now.
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      12-13-2015, 01:45 PM   #18004
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I shaved off my beard after 2 months yesterday and I'm regretting it. I'm cold
Couldn't imagine dude. Used to shave all the time, it would seem so bare now.
It's a violating feeling :/

Baby face for the baby back bitch.
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      12-13-2015, 01:47 PM   #18005
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I shaved off my beard after 2 months yesterday and I'm regretting it. I'm cold
Couldn't imagine dude. Used to shave all the time, it would seem so bare now.
It's a violating feeling :/

Baby face for the baby back bitch.
You and axius can nuzzle each other's hairless necks to keep warm now?? Mourn over the loss of your neck beards together?

Only because it's winter though... We will allow it...
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      12-13-2015, 02:00 PM   #18006
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I shaved off my beard after 2 months yesterday and I'm regretting it. I'm cold
Couldn't imagine dude. Used to shave all the time, it would seem so bare now.
It's a violating feeling :/

Baby face for the baby back bitch.
You and axius can nuzzle each other's hairless necks to keep warm now?? Mourn over the loss of your neck beards together?

Only because it's winter though... We will allow it...
I'm battling El Niño this winter, so do I get the extension all the way until March?
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I'm battling El Niño this winter, so do I get the extension all the way until March?
Didn't realize we are facing the same enemy... We have a common foe, you and I, Skulls... The other forum members don't understand how it's a miracle we are still here today - the other night I feel we dipped into 61... I actually had to utilize my heated steering wheel...

Yes, please carry on with the extension... My apologies for not realizing you are enduring the same tundra that I am...
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      12-13-2015, 02:03 PM   #18008
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I'm battling El Niño this winter, so do I get the extension all the way until March?
Didn't realize we are facing the same enemy... We have a common foe, you and I, Skulls... The other forum members don't understand how it's a miracle we are still here today - the other night I feel we dipped into 61... I actually had to utilize my heated steering wheel...

Yes, please carry on with the extension... My apologies for not realizing you are enduring the same tundra that I am...
I'd normally say, Fuq you both....but, it's 70 here today
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      12-13-2015, 02:05 PM   #18010
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I'm battling El Niño this winter, so do I get the extension all the way until March?
Didn't realize we are facing the same enemy... We have a common foe, you and I, Skulls... The other forum members don't understand how it's a miracle we are still here today - the other night I feel we dipped into 61... I actually had to utilize my heated steering wheel...

Yes, please carry on with the extension... My apologies for not realizing you are enduring the same tundra that I am...
You...too- are battling with 1 inch sporadic rains, lows of 50 with highs of 69, with sunny days in between that befuddles most SoCal drivers?

Stay strong, my brother. For the outlook is bleak. Sunny today, rain next week.

Life is hard, living in SoCal. Life is hard..
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      12-13-2015, 02:09 PM   #18011
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You...too- are battling with 1 inch sporadic rains, lows of 50 with highs of 69, with sunny days in between that befuddles most SoCal drivers?

Stay strong, my brother. For the outlook is bleak. Sunny today, rain next week.

Life is hard, living in SoCal. Life is hard..
Ain't that the truth !!! I had to put on a northface fleece today and venture out to sweep the sand that has blown up on the doorsteps... If that 0.25" rain comes back, it could turn the sand to mud !!

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      12-13-2015, 02:10 PM   #18012
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You...too- are battling with 1 inch sporadic rains, lows of 50 with highs of 69, with sunny days in between that befuddles most SoCal drivers?

Stay strong, my brother. For the outlook is bleak. Sunny today, rain next week.

Life is hard, living in SoCal. Life is hard..
Ain't that the truth !!! I had to put on a northface fleece today and venture out to sweep the sand that has blown up on the doorsteps... If that 0.25" rain comes back, it could turn the sand to mud !!

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WE WILL REBUILD!!!!!
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      12-13-2015, 02:14 PM   #18013
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I didn't think it was possible, but I think Sugarskulls has met his cocky match. You and Shoei should meet up and have a bro day like ASB and Axius did yesterday!
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I didn't think it was possible, but I think Sugarskulls has met his cocky match. You and Shoei should meet up and have a bro day like ASB and Axius did yesterday!
He is a funny motherfucker.

I like him. Shohei- what part of SoCal you at booboo?
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      12-13-2015, 02:20 PM   #18016
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He is a funny motherfucker.

I like him. Shohei- what part of SoCal you at booboo?
Playa Del Rey, Suga... You know what works best for hypothermia, right? Considering we appear to be headed to some arctic winter... Just saying...
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He is a funny motherfucker.

I like him. Shohei- what part of SoCal you at booboo?
Playa Del Rey, Suga... You know what works best for hypothermia, right? Considering we appear to be headed to some arctic winter... Just saying...
Damn Bae, you ballin.

I'm in la jolla but I hate it here. So my short stance comes to an end next month when I break my lease and head back to downtown long beach.

And um...unprotected hugs? Skin on skin? Tinder? Bimmerpost?

I don't know, what? You tell me
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      12-13-2015, 02:33 PM   #18018
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He is a funny motherfucker.

I like him. Shohei- what part of SoCal you at booboo?
Playa Del Rey, Suga... You know what works best for hypothermia, right? Considering we appear to be headed to some arctic winter... Just saying...
Damn Bae, you ballin.

I'm in la jolla but I hate it here. So my short stance comes to an end next month when I break my lease and head back to downtown long beach.

And um...unprotected hugs? Skin on skin? Tinder? Bimmerpost?

I don't know, what? You tell me
SD ain't so bad...

"With so much drama in the L...B...C... It's hard being Sugar D O double G... "

You me and the titilating chick C5 can have our own mini car / guns / talk about the girls on BP day, once you make it back up here... If Los Angeles doesn't fall into the ocean with this onslaught of winter-ness that is...
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