Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays Thread

ScottyRyan2019 · 12-23-2019, 07:11 AM

Merry ChristKwanzaaChakaKhanFestivus to you as well.

On vacation out of the cold for a couple of weeks.

Rmtt · 12-23-2019, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I'm not clicking that video, especially since I'm at work.

Merry Christmas!

I admit...I think she has some "issues" going on. In this video we are spared the full on "display" of what made her MKSixer's favorite video series....

This was just a little song she made up....I guess she couldn't find anything that rhymed with Moose Knuckle!

FuriouslyFast · 12-23-2019, 07:41 AM

I'll never be able to get hard again, thanks!

CTinline-six · 12-23-2019, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I'll never be able to get hard again, thanks!

Maybe that's the real reason that chick left after making the 2 hour drive.

Salty Dog · 12-23-2019, 07:50 AM

Outstanding!

Run Silent · 12-23-2019, 07:55 AM

Merry Christmas, MKSixer you bastard.

Usually we are in Africa this time of year, or have family in town here, but not this year. This year, we are just staying home and having a nice quiet Christmas.

You?

MKSixer · 12-23-2019, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Run Silent

Merry Christmas, MKSixer you bastard.

Usually we are in Africa this time of year, or have family in town here, but not this year. This year, we are just staying home and having a nice quiet Christmas.

You?

I'm here to help!

Nothing wrong with a quiet Christmas! I'm doing the same. My daughter is in SoCal with our family out there and her bf, a Naval Officer and good kid. This is our first Christmas apart so it's a little sad but I'll get through it. I miss her quite a bit.

Merry Christmas!!
MK

pennsiveguy · 12-23-2019, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

@pennsiveguy you're mom is German? I used to go over to a friends house Christmas Eve and her mom always made sour rotten, but I'd never eat because Mouseturd

MK, thanks for another reason to duck out when the whole fam damily is here. Ladies are starting tamales now, posole for the Eve. Dad is making Turkey and Prime for dinner. What can I take to avoid the meat sweats???

UncleWede Mom is half German. The other half is Irish, and the phrase "Irish cuisine" is oxymoronic so when we feel like celebrating our heritage with something other than corned beef and cabbage, it's usually something German. That, and I was in Munich in October.

MKSixer · 12-23-2019, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by N54Yankee

That vid made baby Jesus cry

But what about the baby Yoda-creature?

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I'm not caving to peer pressure this time! I learned my lesson. Merry Christmas MKSixer and to all my other BP buddies.

I'm here to help...as usual!

Merry Christmas!!!

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I'm not clicking that video, especially since I'm at work.

Merry Christmas!

Where has the trust gone, bro? My feeling is hurt!!
Merry Christmas!!

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Originally Posted by ScottyRyan2019

Merry ChristKwanzaaChakaKhanFestivus to you as well.

On vacation out of the cold for a couple of weeks.

Happy Politically Correct Whateverallthatstuffis!!

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

I admit...I think she has some "issues" going on. In this video we are spared the full on "display" of what made her MKSixer's favorite video series....

This was just a little song she made up....I guess she couldn't find anything that rhymed with Moose Knuckle!

She was actually brought to my attention by an ex-gf. Hence the reason she's an ex-gf!! Merry Christmas!!

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Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I'll never be able to get hard again, thanks!

Don't lay the blame here. She is probably wiling...you just need to go the extra mile and lay of Whack Off Wednesdays!!

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Maybe that's the real reason that chick left after making the 2 hour drive.

Truth.

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Originally Posted by Salty Dog

Outstanding!

Glad you approve, sir.
Merry Christmas!!

Dang3r · 12-23-2019, 09:00 AM

Theres' only this left to say:

hubbahubba · 12-23-2019, 09:11 AM

Thanks MK! Merry Christmas to you, too.

I'm just a little sad that there was no prancing!

MKSixer · 12-23-2019, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by hubbahubba

Thanks MK! Merry Christmas to you, too.

I'm just a little sad that there was no prancing!

You're welcome and Merry Christmas to you, as well.

I thought about your complaint a bit and just realized this: Could we take acknowledgment of the camel toe AND being subjected to the camel toe all in one video? I think not, man...I THINK NOT!!

pennsiveguy · 12-23-2019, 11:48 AM

I believe I heard her say "Don't kiss anyone under the Miss Old Toe." Roger that.

UncleWede · 12-23-2019, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

UncleWede Mom is half German. The other half is Irish, and the phrase "Irish cuisine" is oxymoronic so when we feel like celebrating our heritage with something other than corned beef and cabbage, it's usually something German. That, and I was in Munich in October.

3 grandparents came thru Ellis from der Fatherland, and one from the Emerald Isle

bd307 · 12-23-2019, 01:09 PM

Merry Christmas and cheers to you all.

Prancercise needs some help on the white balance. Can't see toeeeeeee

HFW003 · 12-23-2019, 01:14 PM

You’re a sick fuck Mk!

Merry Christmas to everyone from me down here.

Be safe!

GERMAN M3 · 12-23-2019, 01:26 PM

Where is the Prancing MK??? So disappointing!!

Just hanging around here and making the rounds to see family and friends.
Merry Christmas my friend! Hope the holidays bring you and your family plenty of joy!

MKSixer · 12-23-2019, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I believe I heard her say "Don't kiss anyone under the Miss Old Toe." Roger that.

I'm glad you were toe attentive. LOL!!

MKSixer · 12-23-2019, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

3 grandparents came thru Ellis from der Fatherland, and one from the Emerald Isle

It's Der Vaterland to you.

MKSixer · 12-23-2019, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bd307

Merry Christmas and cheers to you all.

Prancercise needs some help on the white balance. Can't see toeeeeeee

Is this a special request for a close-up? Before I engage in this I need to ask UncleWede and cmyx6go for permission. I'm kinda on a short leash due to an error in judgement for the presentation of a different kind of toe.

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Originally Posted by HFW003

You’re a sick fuck Mk!

Merry Christmas to everyone from me down here.

Be safe!

That's high praise from you, sir.
Merry Christmas to you and yours! Hoist one for me tomorrow!

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Originally Posted by GERMAN M3

Where is the Prancing MK??? So disappointing!!

Just hanging around here and making the rounds to see family and friends.
Merry Christmas my friend! Hope the holidays bring you and your family plenty of joy!

Thanks but it was stated in post 29 of this thread that actual prancing AND discussing said toe would have overwhelmed all senses. We're trying to SURVIVE Christmas and Camel toes, not rush headlong into sensory overload!

UncleWede · 12-23-2019, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

We're trying to SURVIVE Christmas and Camel toes, not rush headlong into sensory overload!

Wait, I was hoping that my Christmas Oculus system CAME with Prancercise already loaded

N54Yankee · 12-23-2019, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

But what about the baby Yoda-creature?

Merry Christmas!!

Much worse than that, you made Yogurt cry.
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