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      03-14-2018, 10:40 AM   #17799
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      03-14-2018, 01:28 PM   #17800
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This car will get you the ladies, guaranteed!
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      03-14-2018, 01:29 PM   #17801
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This car will get you the ladies, guaranteed!
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/...515018064.html
Actually the ad says it will get you the "bitches"....
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      03-14-2018, 02:27 PM   #17803
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Actually the ad says it will get you the "bitches"....
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      03-14-2018, 02:57 PM   #17806
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Yeah my mom would as well.

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      03-14-2018, 05:06 PM   #17808
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Hey officer, I'm carrying okay? Look it's empty.
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Hey officer, I'm carrying okay? Look it's empty.
Why does it have to be a guy driving an E39 BMW???

A move for a guy that more likely drives a Mercedes
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      03-15-2018, 08:18 AM   #17810
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      03-15-2018, 08:38 AM   #17811
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      03-15-2018, 08:53 AM   #17812
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Milk? Sugar? Polonium?
What was that last one??
Sugar?
Yes, no, I heard sugar. I'm sure you said something after that, though.
Mmm, I don't think so.
More sugar?
No, the one after sugar?
Don't know what you are talking about.
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      03-15-2018, 10:11 AM   #17814
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      03-15-2018, 10:40 AM   #17815
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Lol i saw a video of another trinidadian planting a tree in a pothole
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      03-15-2018, 11:03 AM   #17816
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Lol i saw a video of another trinidadian planting a tree in a pothole
Weed ?
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      03-15-2018, 05:32 PM   #17817
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