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      10-19-2015, 10:52 PM   #8493
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How did this become a football play-by-play thread?
You ruined my weekend, your thread deserves to be destroyed.
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How did this become a football play-by-play thread?
You ruined my weekend, your thread deserves to be destroyed.
You deserved your hellish weekend. You tell me you're coming here and then don't show up? Left me broken hearted and weeping all weekend by myself.
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You deserved your hellish weekend. You tell me you're coming here and then don't show up? Left me broken hearted and weeping all weekend by myself.
Because I made plans with you, I tried to kill my dog and my kids now don't let me walk them un supervised. Your fault and stop crying you girl!
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      10-19-2015, 11:24 PM   #8496
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You deserved your hellish weekend. You tell me you're coming here and then don't show up? Left me broken hearted and weeping all weekend by myself.
Because I made plans with you, I tried to kill my dog and my kids bow don't let me walk them un supervised. Your fault and stop crying you girl!
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3.7 million views, baby
Where? IG?
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3.7 million views, baby
Where? IG?
YouTube.

I'm new to IG but I assume we can't see the number of views there.
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      10-19-2015, 11:33 PM   #8499
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Oh man, now I feel bad.

But seriously, a jack russel attacks a German shepherd, and gets to tell the tale. Sure was injured because of a stick stabbing him but considering it was all my fault, I blame you.
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1.4M from Belgium
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I'm going to open a Youtube channel that teaches people all the amazing things you can cook with bacon.
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      10-20-2015, 06:17 AM   #8503
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I'm going to open a Youtube channel that teaches people all the amazing things you can cook with bacon.
OMG, do it!!! I'll subscribe!
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The only thing that sucks, is the kitchen is small. Need to rent a kitchen or something.
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      10-20-2015, 07:08 AM   #8505
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The only thing that sucks, is the kitchen is small. Need to rent a kitchen or something.
You ever watch any of Gordon Ramsay's YouTube vids? His kitchen is insane. I don't even like cooking, but if I had his I would (almost) feel bad about eating out.
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      10-20-2015, 07:10 AM   #8506
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The only thing that sucks, is the kitchen is small. Need to rent a kitchen or something.
You can use my kitchen if you pay me in bacon.
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You ever watch any of Gordon Ramsay's YouTube vids? His kitchen is insane. I don't even like cooking, but if I had his I would (almost) feel bad about eating out.
I have, and it's true when I say that I'd cut a bitch for his kitchen.

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You can use my kitchen if you pay me in bacon.
I will gladly pay you in bacon. It will be an ol' fashioned baconapalooza!
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I'm going to open a Youtube channel that teaches people all the amazing things you can cook with bacon.
Start with this Bacon Butterscotch cupcake.

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Start with this Bacon Butterscotch cupcake.
Butterscotch is a little gross. I'd prefer to make Bacon Vanilla with a chocolate drizzle cupcake.
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Start with this Bacon Butterscotch cupcake.
Butterscotch is a little gross. I'd prefer to make Bacon Vanilla with a chocolate drizzle cupcake.
Let's start building your channel!!
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///M Power-Belgium

Happy 35th birthday to our favorite pervy Belgian, Philippe!*

You can come back, everyone is just joking around here! Don't be so serious!
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Happy 35 birthday phippillpe.
I thank you for all the contribution to GD forum.
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Happy birthday Philippe! Hope the Japanese overlords give you some time off so you can work on those muscles.
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