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      06-15-2015, 12:20 AM   #353
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Nkc, were u drunk or something? What were u thinking??!

Really thought u were going get the better of Bimmette but seems like she's has some experience doing this - was she distracting u with some weird noise over the phone to distract u?

As much as U'all would give handjobs and pay to hear me... no. Sorry, I would love to play... but if there was some way it wasn't a matter of public record I would! I'm just that paranoid about stuff remaining indelible on the internet..
But now that u mentioned it, I a have to remind myself never to be tricked into a call with Bimmette because she probably has some recording software running..

Tara, u have no reservations about doing Litos? For some reason I think he would totally eat u up .. I may be wrong .. unless u have some weird way of getting at him over the phone.

Lups, I know u want to see me get destroyed... and I would, to make u feel better () but she records this shit and thats too dangerous.. I'm not planning on running for anything, but still.

Since I'm a coward, who's next?

F22 it's all yours, mate!
I've already asked BMW F22. He's a coward too. What's wrong with you guys!!?????? Geez it's only me and I'd never ask you anything bad!!! And what are you talking about? How would anyone besides me be able to track you?
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I would do it but I don't have a sexy voice like NKC.
International phone lines, trust me, I couldn't pick me from my tape without my signature vocabulary.

This thread is actually really good for bimmerpost. how couldn't anyone who spots this see handles as humans behind them afterwards.
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      06-15-2015, 12:21 AM   #355
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Tara, u have no reservations about doing Litos? For some reason I think he would totally eat u up .. I may be wrong .. unless u have some weird way of getting at him over the phone.
I don't know - she held NKc in check when he tried to turn the interview around...

Litos next...Banned - but not forgotten
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I've already asked BMW F22. He's a coward too. What's wrong with you guys!!?????? Geez it's only me and I'd never ask you anything bad!!! And what are you talking about? How would anyone besides me be able to track you?
You make youtube videos.. we do not.
Besides, I don't want to say anything mean .. I don't know how I come off verbally with some of the stuff I write, I might go overboard u know..

Haha.. we COULD talk on the phone if u really want to .. but not recorded..
then u could tell them what u thought..
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Nkc, were u drunk or something? What were u thinking??!

Really thought u were going get the better of Bimmette but seems like she's has some experience doing this - was she distracting u with some weird noise over the phone to distract u?

As much as U'all would give handjobs and pay to hear me... no. Sorry, I would love to play... but if there was some way it wasn't a matter of public record I would! I'm just that paranoid about stuff remaining indelible on the internet..
But now that u mentioned it, I a have to remind myself never to be tricked into a call with Bimmette because she probably has some recording software running..

Tara, u have no reservations about doing Litos? For some reason I think he would totally eat u up .. I may be wrong .. unless u have some weird way of getting at him over the phone.

Lups, I know u want to see me get destroyed... and I would, to make u feel better () but she records this shit and thats too dangerous.. I'm not planning on running for anything, but still.

Since I'm a coward, who's next?

F22 it's all yours, mate!

You both create skype handles just for this?

Dude I don't want you destroyed, hell, if I did I'd do it myself. Do what I did, Give us something more, and we'll understand you a bit more.

Never, ever think I would need someone else to do that for me, I would think that as an insult.
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I've already asked BMW F22. He's a coward too. What's wrong with you guys!!?????? Geez it's only me and I'd never ask you anything bad!!! And what are you talking about? How would anyone besides me be able to track you?
You make youtube videos.. we do not.
Besides, I don't want to say anything mean .. I don't know how I come off verbally with some of the stuff I write, I might go overboard u know..

Haha.. we COULD talk on the phone if u really want to .. but not recorded..
then u could tell them what u thought..
Hahahaha!!! Nice try, Grimmy.
You're gonna do this. I'll PM you.
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I don't know - she held NKc in check when he tried to turn the interview around...

Litton next...Banned - but not forgotten
Yeah, i was really rooting for him.. but seemed like he just wasnt ready.. and Tara is like a Jaguar or something in jungle she already has been stalking u for the past 30mins it's too late to put up a fight when she pounches..
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You both create skype handles just for this?

Dude I don't want you destroyed, hell, if I did I'd do it myself. Do what I did, Give us something more, and we'll understand you a bit more.

Never, ever think I would need someone else to do that for me, I would think that as an insult.
I can't imagine talking to u, Lups.. I wouldn't know what to say.
And I wouldn't know what u just said, either..
Like we'd both be just scratching our heads.. then maybe talk crap about Tara.. or I'd ask u why u like Billup so much.
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      06-15-2015, 12:34 AM   #361
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I don't know - she held NKc in check when he tried to turn the interview around...

Litton next...Banned - but not forgotten
Yeah, i was really rooting for him.. but seemed like he just wasnt ready.. and Tara is like a Jaguar or something in jungle she already has been stalking u for the past 30mins it's too late to put up a fight when she pounches..
What the hell??
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What the hell??
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If it's not true, why r u laughing?
I know u do this shit for giggles..

Which is why u should do Litos..
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I can't imagine talking to u, Lups.. I wouldn't know what to say.
And I wouldn't know what u just said, either..
Like we'd both be just scratching our heads.. then maybe talk crap about Tara.. or I'd ask u why u like Billup so much.
Using words works.

Personally I would ask from you why are you being such a bitch towards me, and still not making the all hater category. Then I'd ask, if you ever truly tried to date someone who feels something towards you.

as lighter questions, I'd ask if you'd go shopping with me, and do you consider yourself as a man who wouldn't bitch about me mildly exceeding speedlimits.

See, tara is your way to go.
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What the hell??
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If it's not true, why r u laughing?
I know u do this shit for giggles..

Which is why u should do Litos..
Ok give me all the facts on him so I can find him.
His name was Carlos, right? What was his other car? Challenger? He was Mexican. Where did he work?
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Using words works.

Personally I would ask from you why are you being such a bitch towards me, and still not making the all hater category. Then I'd ask, if you ever truly tried to date someone who feels something towards you.

as lighter questions, I'd ask if you'd go shopping with me, and do you consider yourself as a man who wouldn't bitch about me mildly exceeding speedlimits.

See, tara is your way to go.
I didn't know u felt that way towards me.
I can't tell what a girl feels towards me..
No, why would I want to do that.
Depends how u drive, which I am actual curious.. I wonder if u r as good as u claim.
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Using words works.

Personally I would ask from you why are you being such a bitch towards me, and still not making the all hater category. Then I'd ask, if you ever truly tried to date someone who feels something towards you.

as lighter questions, I'd ask if you'd go shopping with me, and do you consider yourself as a man who wouldn't bitch about me mildly exceeding speedlimits.

See, tara is your way to go.
I didn't know u felt that way towards me.
I can't tell what a girl feels towards me..
No, why would I want to do that.
Depends how u drive, which I am actual curious.. I wonder if u r as good as u claim.
Grimmy if you let me interview you, you can have my number and I can be your personal adviser and tell you when a girl is into you or not.
Now how can you pass up that offer???
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Grimmy if you let me interview you, you can have my number and I can be your personal adviser and tell you when a girl is into you or not.
Now how can you pass up that offer???
The other dude was offering a handjob AND cash to another dude.. your offer seems a little light.
Sorry to tease u like this.. I'm just doing it make u want it more.

How ASBSECU and Sara? We might get sex sounds within 60 seconds..
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Grimmy dear, I do not claim to drive well, I claim to be on the demanded standard for Finns. Sure, that translates as awesome to any dirt backroad, but to for example La traffic after living in Seattle?

with me you'd learn the meaning of the phrase let go...
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I think I just found Litos!!!
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Grimmy dear, I do not claim to drive well, I claim to be on the demanded standard for Finns. Sure, that translates as awesome to any dirt backroad, but to for example La traffic after living in Seattle?

with me you'd learn the meaning of the phrase let go...
Touche.. I'm not ready to let it go yet.
But will u be there to catch me when I am?
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The other dude was offering a handjob AND cash to another dude.. your offer seems a little light.
Sorry to tease u like this.. I'm just doing it make u want it more.

How ASBSECU and Sara? We might get sex sounds within 60 seconds..
I think the Bulldog has a dual image here. I think he'd easily do Sara on a slow day, but he doesn't need to.

A character like Billup is epic. SS and mr DyslexianightmareIcan'tcompute are too. I'd keep them away from Sara, since she would benefit more from being questioned by anyone she sees below her.

I wrote this to elsewhere tonight too, but this would be actually better as a roll call. that way other than OT users would have their say.
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