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      07-13-2015, 08:35 AM   #2487
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I had a serious morning erection , had to pull it down , but when I thought on TV-TARA on the surfboard the thing went back up for hours !
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      07-13-2015, 08:35 AM   #2488
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hahahaha... Tara has to be used to dealing w shit on a daily basis.
Haha, Sara needs her thread back so Belgium can play there
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hahahaha... Tara has to be used to dealing w shit on a daily basis.
Haha, Sara needs her thread back so Belgium can play there
No no! You let my friend Philippe play wherever he wants!
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      07-13-2015, 08:48 AM   #2490
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Oh mon dieu! Tais-toi!!
This man has NO filter!!!

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Oh mon dieu! Tais-toi!!
This man has NO filter!!!

And it makes for some great reading!!!!
Ugh.
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      07-13-2015, 08:54 AM   #2492
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Philippe, post a photo, without your face if you are shy. Or we will not believe you!
My facts Tara..

I was for 9 years in the gym 4-5 days a week with a profesional scientific program .
People thought "I" was "Schwarzenegger" had to pull off all of girls of my muscles and on that big muscle too !
But sadly I had a work accident with a serious knee injury and so now out of the gym for 2 years .
Lost some muscles but still looking really good, that's what they say..
I felt really depressed after 9 years of war for muscle and now of that stupid accident I can't reach that level never again , so I quit because it would never be on that same level again ..
More facts...
I'm 1.89 meter tall and weight 95 kilos ,but I came from 102 kilos and lost now about 7 kilos of muscles !
Had only 8 % of body fat now maybe 10-11 % .
I have black hair and deep blue eyes and I am a white dude .
Pics from me you still can see in the gym .
BTW ...I'm no pic guy , but hot girls took lots of pics from me !
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Philippe, post a photo, without your face if you are shy. Or we will not believe you!
My facts Tara..

I was for 9 years in the gym 4-5 days a week with a profesional scientific program .
People thought "I" was "Schwarzenegger" had to pull off all of girls of my muscles and on that big muscle too !
But sadly I had a work accident with a serious knee injury and so now out of the gym for 2 years .
Lost some muscles but still looking really good, that's what they say..
I felt really depressed after 9 years of war for muscle and now of that stupid accident I can't reach that level never again , so I quit because it would never be on that same level again ..
More facts...
I'm 1.89 meter tall and weight 95 kilos ,but I came from 102 kilos and lost now about 7 kilos of muscles !
Had only 8 % of body fat now maybe 10-11 % .
I have black hair and deep blue eyes and I am a white dude .
Pics from me you still can see in the gym .
BTW ...I'm no pic guy , but hot girls took lots of pics from me !
I just see lots of words and no picture.
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No no! You let my friend Philippe play wherever he wants!
That's what I call a real friend !
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      07-13-2015, 09:00 AM   #2495
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I just see lots of words and no picture.
Just take it or leave it...
BTW...I was really serious , and when I say that...
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Oh mon dieu! Tais-toi!!
Yeah ,when hormones go crazy...
BTW...They respond amazing on you Tara..
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      07-13-2015, 09:06 AM   #2497
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Oh mon dieu! Tais-toi!!
Yeah ,when hormones go crazy...
BTW...They respond amazing on you Tara..
Ok I'm starting to question (again) if you are a real person. You're just too crazy!
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I just see lots of words and no picture.
He's trimming his hedge. Give the guy a break...
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      07-13-2015, 09:10 AM   #2499
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Poor thread
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He's trimming his hedge. Give the guy a break...
I think he's hedging his bets with Sara and Tara.

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Ugh. This is seriously creepy.
Welcome to 2 months ago...
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      07-13-2015, 09:14 AM   #2502
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This man has NO filter!!!

And it makes for some great reading!!!!
Lots of filters here ,just like in the S65 !
Even more KID.. and when I KID = NO filter is included otherwise I fail to KID .
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Ugh. This is seriously creepy.
Welcome to 2 months ago...
No, it has hit new lows.
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      07-13-2015, 09:20 AM   #2504
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He's trimming his hedge. Give the guy a break...
Glad you are back !
I said to you monday for my hedge ,I know it's monday but you know Belgium too ...The rain shits out of the sky !
So no Philippe outside...I'm hoping for tomorrow for a day without rain .
But I'll let you know when that monster is killed .
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Glad you are back !
I said to you monday for my hedge ,I know it's monday but you know Belgium too ...The rain shits out of the sky !
So no Philippe outside...I'm hoping for tomorrow for a day without rain .
But I'll let you know when that monster is killed .
Good morning! 9 hours, yes, but didn't account for the rain delay. Here in California, we have no knowledge of this word..."rain".

When you're done trimming, post a selfie of you by the hedge
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Ok I'm starting to question (again) if you are a real person. You're just too crazy!
Real I am , crazy I'm not ...Only KID .
I said it more than once...I really...really like to make other people lauching !
Why ?
That makes me happy too ...
When I'm reading a good joke on here I LMFAO , so I know how that feels And I like that .
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Good morning! 9 hours, yes, but didn't account for the rain delay. Here in California, we have no knowledge of this word..."rain".

When you're done trimming, post a selfie of you by the hedge
I dream of CA , without rain but..
One week ago we had a heat wave over here in Belgium with temps up to 38° Celsius .
My grass of my lawn is burned by the heat and about 10 cm of water was gone..evaporated out of my garden pond !
I can tell you...I thought were are all the people outside..We are just not used to that heat .
So it's better now with about 20° Celsius ... even with rain .
Not sure about that selfie...You first !
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Glad you are back !
I said to you monday for my hedge ,I know it's monday but you know Belgium too ...The rain shits out of the sky !
So no Philippe outside...I'm hoping for tomorrow for a day without rain .
But I'll let you know when that monster is killed .
Good morning! 9 hours, yes, but didn't account for the rain delay. Here in California, we have no knowledge of this word..."rain".

When you're done trimming, post a selfie of you by the hedge
El Niņo is supposedly going down this winter-

Should be fun. Lots of free car washes!
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