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07-25-2021, 09:57 AM | #551 |
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07-27-2021, 05:53 AM | #552 |
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07-31-2021, 04:29 PM | #555 |
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07-31-2021, 04:30 PM | #556 |
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“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”
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07-31-2021, 04:37 PM | #557 |
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Cailín gan eagla.
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I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine.
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08-01-2021, 02:46 PM | #561 |
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08-01-2021, 05:50 PM | #562 |
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08-02-2021, 07:29 AM | #568 |
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"Do I look like an asshole? Do I smell like an asshole? Then why are you trying to fuck me like an asshole?!?"
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08-02-2021, 07:31 AM | #569 |
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I didn't give myself this name. It was given to me by homeboy Soul_Glo (he even made the avatar) As mentioned somewhere else on here, irl I consider myself more of Pawn that ended up with a crown that I don't want.
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