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      09-02-2015, 10:23 AM   #8427
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      09-03-2015, 12:23 AM   #8428
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Quiznos new ad....in light of the recent Jared issues...
NICE... I like Quizno's more anyway; their French Dip is to die for and they're not stingy on the proteins.
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      09-03-2015, 09:17 AM   #8429
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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#5 is tough when they hand me a Bud Light, and all the family on my wife's side hand me Bud Light. . .
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      09-03-2015, 10:38 AM   #8433
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5 is valid. Some beer better than no beer even if bud light. Just drink 12 to equal a real beer
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Not when I KNOW there is some tequila hidden in a cupboard somewhere.

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Sneak that then and nurse the bud
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#16: Don't horde the tequila if the white guy shows up and turns up his nose at your offer of BL
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#5 is tough when they hand me a Bud Light, and all the family on my wife's side hand me Bud Light. . .
Could be worse...my in laws like Strohs.
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      09-03-2015, 07:45 PM   #8441
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      09-03-2015, 07:59 PM   #8442
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      09-04-2015, 06:24 PM   #8443
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#13 is so true
I've often carried like 20 fully loaded plastic bags to do it in one trip
So much weight my fingers are white from lack of blood flow
But, one trip and I'm done
That's why I hate Costco, you can't carry multiple boxes
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#13 is so true
I've often carried like 20 fully loaded plastic bags to do it in one trip
So much weight my fingers are white from lack of blood flow
But, one trip and I'm done
That's why I hate Costco, you can't carry multiple boxes
How do you unlock the house, close the boot and lock the car?
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      09-05-2015, 07:52 AM   #8446
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How do you unlock the house, close the boot and lock the car?
I press the doorbell button with my forehead, so my wife or son open the door
After i drop off the stuff in the kitchen I lock the car from behind the front door while I am taking off my shoes
The car is parked about 50 feet from the front door
And I usually close the car door with my butt, I usually put the stuff Inside the car, because I have a subwoofer in the trunk so the space that's left is a weird shape
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      09-05-2015, 08:44 AM   #8447
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I don't care of the balls...
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