Help: Is she psycotic?

Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 11:35 AM

My girl and i got into a big arguement. She wants a pet orangutan. you know, the monkey.

now. she is dead serious about it. my arguement is that only truly psycotic people or someone with large mental impairment would desire such a pet. am i right? i mean, she is crazy, btw.... but i love her to death. help me out here. what do you think? i voted yes.

solefald · 07-16-2008, 11:39 AM

lol. this reminds me of one of my ex-girlfriends who wanted to get a Wallaby!

txusa03 · 07-16-2008, 11:43 AM

she is definitely out of the ordinary gf for wanting a monkey for a pet. Have you asked her if she would compromise and get a puppy instead?

inabis · 07-16-2008, 11:44 AM

You ever watch Dave Chappele's stand up?

Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by txusa03

she is definitely out of the ordinary gf for wanting a monkey for a pet. Have you asked her if she would compromise and get a puppy instead?

she already has a puppy! she has a sausage dog, a pitbull, and a papillon. it really boggles my fucking mind.

Sara · 07-16-2008, 11:48 AM

Yeah she is...

G-Mach1 · 07-16-2008, 11:48 AM

As kid growing up I had a pet monkey. But that was when I was 10 yrs old. If you get the right one at the right age they are a OK pet. At times they truly show their colors.
Keep in mind that we lived in almost forest area and we had frequent visits from the wild animals.
How old is she?

Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by inabis

You ever watch Dave Chappele's stand up?

hahah yeah ive seen that... thanks for posting it. shes gonna see this thread eventually so i can prove that i win and she looses. thats how it always is ahahaha

!Xoible · 07-16-2008, 11:50 AM

oh yah

Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by G-Mach1

As kid growing up I had a pet monkey. But that was when I was 10 yrs old. If you get the right one at the right age they are a OK pet. At times they truly show their colors.
Keep in mind that we lived in almost forest area and we had frequent visits from the wild animals.
How old is she?

dude. thats when you are 10. not twentysomething. got a pic of ur monkey?

gadget · 07-16-2008, 11:52 AM

aren't orangutans super strong and deadly?

G-Mach1 · 07-16-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

dude. thats when you are 10. not twentysomething. got a pic of ur monkey?

Yeah true. That is why I asked her age. After 17 or 18 if you want to have a monkey as a pet....there is some thing wrong. - Sorry to say that

As for the pic nope I don't have any. I wish I did.
After couple of years I let the monkey loose it was too much to handle and also I realized they are more happy with the rest of the group than in captivity.

Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by gadget

aren't orangutans super strong and deadly?

yeah... i think so... she fantasises about sleeping with the orangutan and hugging it up. (non sexually... i hope.). she gets excited by the idea of dressing it up with clothes and shoes, and taking it wherever she goes. ewh.

satakal · 07-16-2008, 11:55 AM

just get her pregnant. If she wants a primate.... make one, don't buy one.
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MadDog · 07-16-2008, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

yeah... i think so... she fantasises about sleeping with the orangutan and hugging it up. (non sexually... i hope.). she gets excited by the idea of dressing it up with clothes and shoes, and taking it wherever she goes. ewh.

WTF ?? Yep, your gf is very strange.....

Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by satakal

just get her pregnant. If she wants a primate.... make one, don't buy one.

ive tried lol. wont work! damnit!

the sad part is, im seriously planning on marrying this woman. pray for me, guys.

satakal · 07-16-2008, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

ive tried lol. wont work! damnit!

the sad part is, im seriously planning on marrying this woman. pray for me, guys.

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Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 12:02 PM

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lay off the herb! It's killin' your boys!

lmfao

uabimmer · 07-16-2008, 12:02 PM

oh wow... pet monkey I have to admit this is the first i've heard
but thats just me

G-Mach1 · 07-16-2008, 12:05 PM

On a different note Are you from T&T?

Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 12:09 PM

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On a different note Are you from T&T?

born in new york, but lived in trinidad for the majority of my life. my moms a trini, my fathers american/gt. im in new york now for the summer. gonna buy a e92 335xi for here since im always traveling between NY, FL, and TT. consider it my american car. infact, im going to hassel bmw today.

Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 12:10 PM

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oh wow... pet monkey I have to admit this is the first i've heard
but thats just me

i wish i were making this shit up... but really? a pet orangutan? who can make that shit up?!

the sad part is she is 1000000% serious about getting the damn monkey! FUCK!

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