The Miracle of Toilet Paper

- Paul - · 02-20-2008, 07:27 PM

An oldie but a goodie!

"Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to
my husband that my breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Puzzled, but willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet
paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replied.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again."

nightkhan · 02-20-2008, 07:32 PM

Neurorad · 02-21-2008, 07:42 AM

Great one.

Hawkeye · 02-21-2008, 09:58 AM

Haha, that is a good one!

OC Guy · 02-21-2008, 07:04 PM

nice1

E90SLAM · 02-21-2008, 07:06 PM

Greeney · 02-22-2008, 09:46 AM

That was awesome haha.

McLuVan · 02-23-2008, 09:37 PM

wut the

pmeloche · 02-23-2008, 10:16 PM

Excellent.

Kiemyster · 02-24-2008, 09:40 AM

fantastic!

02-20-2008, 07:27 PM	#1
- Paul - Major General 689 Rep 7,308 Posts Drives: see above. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Yorkshire, UK iTrader: (5) Garage List 2005 320D SE [10.00] 2005 645 [9.00]	The Miracle of Toilet Paper An oldie but a goodie! "Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Puzzled, but willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replied. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again." __________________ My Photos Last edited by - Paul -; 02-20-2008 at 07:28 PM.. Reason: err
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