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      10-16-2020, 11:28 PM   #45
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What can I say? I'm proud of my work. I thought after I replaced all my dock levelers, pads and added electric motors to the overhead doors, you would be proud of how nice and clean my dock is. Ingrate.

Maybe the next person I send my dock pics to will appreciate the care and effort that went in to keeping it clean.
Look up “docking” on urbandictionary and you’ll see that the typo makes his post even funnier than intended
That's fucked up, especially since my parents had me snipped at about 3 days old
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Look up “docking” on urbandictionary and you’ll see that the typo makes his post even funnier than intended
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I'm honestly waiting for the day when a resume comes across my desk for an entry level position, and "maintaining my onlyfans.com site" is listed as one of the skills.

I've already had "running a personal instagram and facebook page" as some of them.
I have an actual resume framed in my office at the house that is stellar. I'll have to take a pic and post it on here. Let's just say that it was too funny not to frame and keep for the past 20+ years. A few notables on the resume.

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It's a full on, full page resume of this shit. Absolutely hilarious.
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I'm on a family plan for all these services with my homies
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