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      09-30-2015, 08:15 AM   #6249
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Unless maybe a big spider crawled onto it and laid eggs and it's hiding under the cheese.
Ok you can do better bimmy. You hit gold on the last one, don't push your luck.
Haha ok. I'm going back to sleep. Y'all behave now! Or not
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Ok you can do better bimmy. You hit gold on the last one, don't push your luck.
Haha ok. I'm going back to sleep. Y'all behave now! Or not
Eh, I'll be asleep for the next 12 hours or so once I get home.

I now pass on the baton to V1.47fan to continue the misbehaving. Prena and Asbc should be around any moment now.

They're not on my shift.
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Yawn, it was funny the first few times you told that joke.
How bout dez nuts on your chin?

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      09-30-2015, 08:43 AM   #6253
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Yeah, Belgium.
Do you know why your boss gets replaced right after they don't meet their quotas? They gotta go back to the headquarter and perform a Seppuku.
We don't want you to stab yourself. haha

I'm ok with that , when it's not me .
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Strange- I miss the ordering/tracking process of building your own Bmw...

Maybe I will pull that trigger on an m3, frozen silver with white interior, or frozen red with white interior.
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Strange- I miss the ordering/tracking process of building your own Bmw...

Maybe I will pull that trigger on an m3, frozen silver with white interior, or frozen red with white interior.
Better yet...White exterior, black interior. Ying and yang, ebony and ivory thing.
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Is belgium the only one with a job?
Yeah...It seems like that because you guys are day and night on here ..
And I really wonder when you guys work ?
Would love recruiting some of the guys here because my work is never ending .. it's full action 24/7 day and night .
Stress ? Burnouts ? That's only for pussy's . Tired ? Sick ? They don't know these words...

On a serious note ...
It's really no joke these day's to "survive" in company's because thet only keep the best...Others were fired...A long time ago and were never replaced !
I don't call my job....A job , because it's a fight to keep it and needs constantly results and it's always more and more...because the poor fired people are/were never replaced , and finally the best need to work for 10..
If I fail I'm sure the s@ckers kick my ass too , and over here verry little is left on the job market..
That's why I call my job...A fight !
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Is belgium the only one with a job?
Yeah...It seems like that because you guys are day and night on here ..
And I really wonder when you guys work ?
Would love recruiting some of the guys here because my work is never ending .. it's full action 24/7 day and night .
Stress ? Burnouts ? That's only for pussy's .

On a serious note ...
It's really no joke these day's to "survive" in company's because thet only keep the best...Others were fired...A long time ago and were never replaced !
I don't call my job....A job , because it's a fight to keep it and needs constantly results and it's always more and more...because the poor fired people are/were never replaced , and finally the best need to work for 10..
If I fail I'm sure the s@ckers kick my ass too , and over here verry little is left on the job market..
That's why I call my job...A fight !
What exactly is your job? Sounds terrible.
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Yeah...It seems like that because you guys are day and night on here ..
And I really wonder when you guys work ?
Would love recruiting some of the guys here because my work is never ending .. it's full action 24/7 day and night .
Stress ? Burnouts ? That's only for pussy's .
If you love what you do (like me) you never work a day in your life!


Literally..., I haven't accomplished any work in the past 3 years that received the credit it deserved. So now, OT IS MY GREATEST WORK.

Just waiting for this guy to show up to take me to lunch, pretend I want to buy his products, then come back and take another 2 hour break in OT before I go home.
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And I really wonder when you guys work ?
Work is a four letter word

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If I fail I'm sure the s@ckers kick my ass too , and over here verry little is left on the job market..
That's why I call my job...A fight !
But it affords you a lifestyle that is probably in the upper 10%, at least, correct? A house, a luxury car, gym membership, a beautiful hedge....

Trust me...the only boss you'll be satisfied with, is yourself.
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Just waiting for this guy to show up to take me to lunch, pretend I want to buy his products, then come back and take another 2 hour break in OT before I go home.
OT, like a hobby or a coffeehouse, is cathartic.
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OT, like a hobby or a coffeehouse, is cathartic.
It really is. The only escape from the mundane tasks and egregious people that run this place, is OT. Coffeehouses have not yet accepted my humor as it has been here. I still stop by to see if they've taken my picture down from the walls yet so I can try again...,
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      09-30-2015, 10:01 AM   #6262
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Yawn, it was funny the first few times you told that joke.
...no, it's still funny....
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Eh, I'll be asleep for the next 12 hours or so once I get home.

I now pass on the baton to V1.47fan to continue the misbehaving. Prena and Asbc should be around any moment now.

They're not on my shift.

...you know...that all nighter lifestyle is going to come back to bite you in a few years.....the body wasn't meant to sustain an out of balance awake/sleep cycle....

just saying....you know....as the #1 Pats fan and all
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If you love what you do (like me) you never work a day in your life!


Literally..., I haven't accomplished any work in the past 3 years that received the credit it deserved. So now, OT IS MY GREATEST WORK.

Just waiting for this guy to show up to take me to lunch, pretend I want to buy his products, then come back and take another 2 hour break in OT before I go home.
...The 'Murican Dream folks....
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...The 'Murican Dream folks....
I can at least say one thing nice about my 'murican dream is that I'm not stuck paying $100k in student loans to be here...., so I guess there's that?
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I can at least say one thing nice about my 'murican dream is that I'm not stuck paying $100k in student loans to be here...., so I guess there's that?
me either...
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I can at least say one thing nice about my 'murican dream is that I'm not stuck paying $100k in student loans to be here...., so I guess there's that?
Each year, I have the privilege of contributing to the endowment of two well known East coast private schools. All said and done, it's like buying a new AMG S63 each year, with the extra cup holder option, and driving it off a cliff.
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Each year, I have the privilege of contributing to the endowment of two well known East coast private schools. All said and done, it's like buying a new AMG S63 each year, with the extra cup holder option, and driving it off a cliff.
On the plus side, you have a degree that shows you are intelligent. All I have is word of mouth from people in the industry. Can't do the same type of work until 2 years after I leave this place, due to the contract I signed when I was hired.

So it's kind of like buying an AMG S63 and being stuck with it for 50 years because I'm afraid to sell it and have nothing left to drive at all.


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