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09-02-2021, 10:52 AM | #10959 | |
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09-02-2021, 11:15 AM | #10960 | |
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09-02-2021, 01:52 PM | #10961 | ||
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"I do believe your future medical care is dependent on me getting a bike next spring. We'll make dad pay for that and the license, you'll be tuning it though. Dad thinks brakes are a real thing...." I do hope the kid is now enjoying the physics lessons she has as an extra daily. The kid has been driving for years now but the lack of respect shown made mom mad. Sup with you?
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09-02-2021, 02:04 PM | #10962 | ||
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And then the driving. She drove that f'ing car all over the map. One day she'd be in Utah. The next, New Mexico. Then, she'd be arrested in some obscure county for speeding, next thing you know, she's running for sheriff in that small county. Wild times. We had no choice as a country, but to deport her. Back to the wilds she went…. Oh me? Nothing much. Same ole same ole. Just being innocent and angelic as usual. Finishing up my missions and bible study. |
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09-07-2021, 07:42 AM | #10965 | |
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Which reminds me to give you guys a little update regarding my cousin who’s been ‘seeing’ this girl since June on Miami Beach for yoga weekends, along with showering at her place and cooking him meals but no physical bedroom activities. So he’s been working extra shifts and hasn’t seen her for the past couple of weekends but they do have plans to go to Brickell/Downtown for some activity AND out to eat on the 18th of this month. Perfect time for him to make a move when they get back to her place. He did mention if she balks, he walks. |
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09-07-2021, 02:05 PM | #10966 | |
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09-07-2021, 04:57 PM | #10967 | ||
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09-07-2021, 05:28 PM | #10968 |
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You pansy, take it like a man!!! Beside, I'm trying to spare everyone. Your "prancercise" vids are the equivalent to getting "rick rolled" |
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09-07-2021, 05:54 PM | #10970 |
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09-07-2021, 08:22 PM | #10973 | |
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