Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

shoei · 08-22-2021, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

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Originally Posted by Chihuahua

I'm sure he has no regerts.

Instantly what I thought of

Sara's future date:

[IMG]https://odditymall.com/includes/cont...attoo-2663.jpg[/IMG]

Son of a. Lmao

Well, fuck you very much.

fiveohwblow · 08-22-2021, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Son of a. Lmao

Well, fuck you very much.

shoei · 08-22-2021, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

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Originally Posted by shoei

Son of a. Lmao

Well, fuck you very much.

It's my fault. Should've read all the way through but, like most of you, first thing we think of when we hear someone's stupid enough to pursue Sa…. I mean stupid enough to have a misspelled tattoo on chest.

shoei · 08-22-2021, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

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It's my fault. Should've read all the way through but, like most of you, first thing we think of when we hear someone's stupid enough to pursue Sa…. I mean stupid enough to have a misspelled tattoo on chest.

Oh fuck off

I'm a fun person to be around

Apparently not to a certain chopper pilot.

Sara · 08-22-2021, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Apparently not to a certain chopper pilot.

He called me a red flag

TBH, I’ve been called worse

shoei · 08-22-2021, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

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Apparently not to a certain chopper pilot.

He called me a red flag

TBH, I’ve been called worse

Pfftt. Red flag. What a fucking rookie.

You're not a red flag. You're CRIMSON. Illuminated in LED. With arrows flashing.

shoei · 08-22-2021, 04:42 PM

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Pfftt. Red flag. What a fucking rookie.

You're not a red flag. You're CRIMSON. Illuminated in LED. With arrows flashing.

I dodged a bullet with him. I haven't had once so pressing to meet in a while. Probably would have ended up on a Friday night episode of dateline

All kidding aside? Yes. Refrained from commenting as some seemed to sympathize with the guy. There were so many things wrong with his responses, much to unpack but yeah, ultimately I think you are right. Dodged a major bullet. Probably a damn good reason he's been single and a damn good reason he even called it out himself and said he'll be single for awhile, lol. No shit, Sherlock.

Demanding and pushy is no buenos, regardless of gender. If I'm tired, I'm tired. If I'm hungry, I'm hungry. If the comment after that is - "you're just like all the other females / males?" Then that tells me all I need to know about your dumb ass.

With that said, you also owe us an apology. You not becoming a statistic has removed what could've been a talking point for us in OT for YEARS to come. "Hey, you remember the serial ax murder who chased Sara around the globe in a chopper? Yeah, those were some crazy times…"

Sara · 08-22-2021, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

All kidding aside? Yes. Refrained from commenting as some seemed to sympathize with the guy. There were so many things wrong with his responses, much to unpack but yeah, ultimately I think you are right. Dodged a major bullet. Probably a damn good reason he's been single and a damn good reason he even called it out himself and said he'll be single for awhile, lol. No shit, Sherlock.

Demanding and pushy is no buenos, regardless of gender. If I'm tired, I'm tired. If I'm hungry, I'm hungry. If the comment after that is - "you're just like all the other females / males?" Then that tells me all I need to know about your dumb ass.

With that said, you also owe us an apology. You not becoming a statistic has removed what could've been a talking point for us in OT for YEARS to come. "Hey, you remember the serial ax murder who chased Sara around the globe in a chopper? Yeah, those were some crazy times…"

Wait a minute! Who says I would have been the victim? I pack heat!

shoei · 08-22-2021, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

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All kidding aside? Yes. Refrained from commenting as some seemed to sympathize with the guy. There were so many things wrong with his responses, much to unpack but yeah, ultimately I think you are right. Dodged a major bullet. Probably a damn good reason he's been single and a damn good reason he even called it out himself and said he'll be single for awhile, lol. No shit, Sherlock.

Demanding and pushy is no buenos, regardless of gender. If I'm tired, I'm tired. If I'm hungry, I'm hungry. If the comment after that is - "you're just like all the other females / males?" Then that tells me all I need to know about your dumb ass.

With that said, you also owe us an apology. You not becoming a statistic has removed what could've been a talking point for us in OT for YEARS to come. "Hey, you remember the serial ax murder who chased Sara around the globe in a chopper? Yeah, those were some crazy times…"

Wait a minute! Who says I would have been the victim? I pack heat!

Oh come on. It's not hard to figure out your kryptonite.

*holds open flame to Louboutins or Birkin bag.

Sara · 08-22-2021, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Oh come on. It's not hard to figure out your kryptonite.

*holds open flame to Louboutins or Birkin bag.

I don’t own any expensive bags. My purses are from Target

shoei · 08-22-2021, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

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Oh come on. It's not hard to figure out your kryptonite.

*holds open flame to Louboutins or Birkin bag.

I don't own any expensive bags. My purses are from Target

I'd like to point out you did NOT comment on the red bottoms though.

fiveohwblow · 08-22-2021, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

All kidding aside? Yes. Refrained from commenting as some seemed to sympathize with the guy. There were so many things wrong with his responses, much to unpack but yeah, ultimately I think you are right. Dodged a major bullet. Probably a damn good reason he's been single and a damn good reason he even called it out himself and said he'll be single for awhile, lol. No shit, Sherlock.

Demanding and pushy is no buenos, regardless of gender. If I'm tired, I'm tired. If I'm hungry, I'm hungry. If the comment after that is - "you're just like all the other females / males?" Then that tells me all I need to know about your dumb ass.

With that said, you also owe us an apology. You not becoming a statistic has removed what could've been a talking point for us in OT for YEARS to come. "Hey, you remember the serial ax murder who chased Sara around the globe in a chopper? Yeah, those were some crazy times…"

Live for somthing

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Originally Posted by Sara

Wait a minute! Who says I would have been the victim? I pack heat!

Die for nothing

vreihen16 · 08-22-2021, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

He called me a red flag

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Sara · 08-22-2021, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Live for somthing

Die for nothing

I still can't believe he didn't laser that off

Tambohamilton · 08-22-2021, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Live for somthing

Die for nothing

Ha! Excellent.

I briefly lived near a wedding dress shop called "Absolutly Fabulous"

fiveohwblow · 08-22-2021, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

I still can't believe he didn't laser that off

I can’t believe you were considering meeting someone with that particular tattoo, on the chest, and the worst is the misspelling. I mean, that’s the trifecta of no if I’ve seen one…

shoei · 08-22-2021, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

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Originally Posted by Sara

I still can't believe he didn't laser that off

I can’t believe you were considering meeting someone with that particular tattoo, on the chest, and the worst is the misspelling. I mean, that’s the trifecta of no if I’ve seen one…

Hey man, it's been a global pandemic. Pickings are slim?

shoei · 08-22-2021, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

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I can’t believe you were considering meeting someone with that particular tattoo, on the chest, and the worst is the misspelling. I mean, that’s the trifecta of no if I’ve seen one…

I gave him fair warning I needed it removed for him to associate with me

Dude was cringe from the get. No wonder you were too tired to hang out with him, lol.

That and at least find a man who can 1. Spell and 2. Can afford to go to a real tattoo artist. Who can also equally spell.

shoei · 08-22-2021, 09:00 PM

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Hey man, it's been a global pandemic. Pickings are slim?

Actually.....pickings are about to get reeeeeaaaaalllllyyy interesting. I'm keeping my mouth shut until it happens. Part of me thinks it's set up, like what happened last Saturday night. So we'll see.

I dunno what all this cryptic posting means.

Tambohamilton · 08-23-2021, 01:09 AM

Me neither. What happened last Saturday??

Chihuahua · 08-23-2021, 07:05 AM

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Me neither. What happened last Saturday??

Do you even need to ask this question? Sara's dating life is a 3 Doors Down album; 15 tracks of the same fucking song.

cmyx6go · 08-23-2021, 07:12 AM

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Do you even need to ask this question? Sara's dating life is a 3 Doors Down album; 15 tracks of the same fucking song.

Coffee all over my screen

LOL

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