What should I name my car?

BIGW0RM · 05-27-2022, 02:47 PM

Miss Piggy

CamasM3e93 · 05-27-2022, 03:07 PM

My wife has a blue MB SUV and named it Otto, so another vote for that one. I have a blue e90 M3 and named him Rocky. It fits well with the model and how its high strung.

wrickem · 05-27-2022, 03:37 PM

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I'm with the others who suggested using female names. It might be too creepy for you when you say "Stanley, take me home" to navigate home and a female voice responds with "perfect, it'll be nice to be home"

Fwiw, I feel less douchy when I say "hey Oksana, roll down my window" than I would saying "hey BMW, roll down my window", so you really should name it

I'd feel less douchey pushing the button to roll down the window instead of talking to my car.

I don't have a left hand, so asking the car to do it is much easier.

Buug959 · 05-27-2022, 05:48 PM

Moneypit

GarySL · 05-27-2022, 06:15 PM

Blue

________ · 05-27-2022, 08:55 PM

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Temperamental
Unpredictable
Spend too much money on them
We make emotional not rationale decisions in relation to them
Lots of headaches
Requires heavy maintenance
We are suckers for curves

Tell me cars are not female.

You got me good! Excellent!

Germanauto · 05-27-2022, 08:56 PM

Barry McCockiner

paquet · 05-28-2022, 03:20 PM

Is this an LCI thing? How do you “name” your car for the voice functionality?

CarsAndGuitars · 05-28-2022, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

I don't have a left hand, so asking the car to do it is much easier.

I assume "Kitt close the door" doesn't work very well either 🤔

BMWILUVU · 05-28-2022, 08:58 PM

Ricer1

Mark Kez · 05-28-2022, 09:12 PM

My Zanzibar 2 Individual colored M440 is called Lady Z. And yes it’s ok to name your car, you gave your dingling a name when you were a kid!!

Buug959 · 05-29-2022, 03:00 AM

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My Zanzibar 2 Individual colored M440 is called Lady Z. And yes it’s ok to name your car, you gave your dingling a name when you were a kid!!

Wha' da ya mean "when you were a kid'? I still call mine Pokey.

Battin4th · 05-29-2022, 08:56 AM

Seven

thebmw · 05-29-2022, 09:00 AM

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Barry McCockiner

I was thinking hot Karl instead of karl-heinz. We think alike.

Alfisti · 05-29-2022, 08:27 PM

Mulva? Deloris?

RedX4MC · 05-29-2022, 08:30 PM

This will be my second Scarlett 🚘

Buug959 · 05-29-2022, 08:56 PM

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This will be my second Scarlett 🚘

Scarlett II or Too Scarlett?

RedX4MC · 05-29-2022, 09:03 PM

I decided against Scarlett 2.0, or Scarlett II, Etc. She will be Scarlett because she's Red and because I like Scarlett johansson -- 62 year old boys will be boys

BMW F22 · 05-29-2022, 09:11 PM

CARolina

gatorfast · 05-30-2022, 02:38 PM

How about homobile?

Turkish Pickle · 06-01-2022, 09:17 PM

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Dickcheese McCockface Esq.

I never got into vehicle naming, obviously.

I named my smart bulb "dickweed" in college. I would say "hey google turn off the lights" and it would yell back "turning off the dickweed"

thebmw · 06-01-2022, 09:23 PM

Rump Shaker, assuming that all you want to do is a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom.

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