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      09-17-2014, 02:09 PM   #771
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not hard to get into a fight either lol
hahaha. I'm pretty much against all violence, but damn I wish people here would react even every once in a while in any way! I'd trade a black eye into a bored mind any day
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Well, I made it 1 hour and 44 minutes before having 4 bottles of Octoberfest. I wish I had something constructive to say, but I don't.


This isn't as exciting as I thought it would be. Hitting the correct keys consevuqoietivelyt has given me some enjoyment. Apparently enough for me to not worry about speel check.
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      09-17-2014, 04:50 PM   #773
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Well, I made it 1 hour and 44 minutes before having 4 bottles of Octoberfest. I wish I had something constructive to say, but I don't.


This isn't as exciting as I thought it would be. Hitting the correct keys consevuqoietivelyt has given me some enjoyment. Apparently enough for me to not worry about speel check.
Let's see how you type after 4 more!
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      09-17-2014, 04:58 PM   #774
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Well, I made it 1 hour and 44 minutes before having 4 bottles of Octoberfest. I wish I had something constructive to say, but I don't.


This isn't as exciting as I thought it would be. Hitting the correct keys consevuqoietivelyt has given me some enjoyment. Apparently enough for me to not worry about speel check.
Well, let's have a discussion about what the original point-and-click interface was...in our opinion.

For me, I think the very first such interface was a computer mouse. Would you agree?

This could be exciting!
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      09-17-2014, 05:18 PM   #775
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Is it in a contract or just something that is frowned upon?
I think it's just frowned upon... I usually drink water or soda... But if I have orange juice outside of breakfast, keep in mind that's not the only thing in there.

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      09-17-2014, 05:25 PM   #776
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Let's see how you type after 4 more!
I was doing some thinking. You've seen a picture of me. I have been on Tinder today out of boredom. Chatting it up with a chick 3 years my elder, but I'd totally get it in.


But I thought to myself...., self...., what are you doing? You're better than this. You should be upping your game.

So I've swiped left to anyone that wasn't a big beautiful dark woman. I have a few matches, but I haven't spoken up yet. Thinking about one on the back of my bike, really gets my coins rolling, if you catch my drift. I just want to ride off into the sunset, and make sweet love to Barry Manilow as the waves crash against the grains of sand.
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      09-17-2014, 05:30 PM   #777
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Being in Hawaii my drinking starts 3 - 6 hours after everybody in the contiguous 48. When I am drunk you all are asleep. So you all will be reading my posts in the morning when you are hung over. Hopefully my posts will make you all feel better.
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      09-17-2014, 05:33 PM   #778
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I feel better already after you saying that.
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I was doing some thinking. You've seen a picture of me. I have been on Tinder today out of boredom. Chatting it up with a chick 3 years my elder, but I'd totally get it in.


But I thought to myself...., self...., what are you doing? You're better than this. You should be upping your game.

So I've swiped left to anyone that wasn't a big beautiful dark woman. I have a few matches, but I haven't spoken up yet. Thinking about one on the back of my bike, really gets my coins rolling, if you catch my drift. I just want to ride off into the sunset, and make sweet love to Barry Manilow as the waves crash against the grains of sand.
can't tell if serious...

last night I got a tinder match, I was like let's see what this is about.. then I saw the chick and for some reason I was like "Shit Shit Shit" - had a mini panic attack when I realized I had to talk to her.. perhaps because the last 10 conversations I tried to start were 0/10 successful
the game is rigged, I tell you..
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      09-17-2014, 05:49 PM   #780
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Seattle is becoming "ManJose" now.
However, I am seriously thinking about moving to coastal area. CO has been known for out door activities, but I think my health problem may be proportional to altitude/barometric pressure problem.


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i heard seattle is depressing from some people and other people say they love it. tech people seem to be gravitating there. i personally would pass lol

at least you did a road trip to help break up the boredom maybe. we love that shit. i've done a cross country road trip in the last 550 and now we travel up and down the west coast looking for new mini adventures and good food.

10 years ago it would have been partying. either way, i rarely find myself bored wherever i am. i take that partially back... when i was in chicago, winters use to make me crazy a few months out of the year.
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      09-17-2014, 05:49 PM   #781
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can't tell if serious...

last night I got a tinder match, I was like let's see what this is about.. then I saw the chick and for some reason I was like "Shit Shit Shit" - had a mini panic attack when I realized I had to talk to her.. perhaps because the last 10 conversations I tried to start were 0/10 successful
the game is rigged, I tell you..
1. I am serious. I have jungle fever some days more than others.

2. It's not rigged. I get consistent matches, but it's all about your pictures, slight description, and how you start the conversation. Women are like blowing glass. You need to watch what is in front of you and mold the form off of it.


Shit, even on dating sites, I don't care who they are, I can find something in common to talk about, and the ones that are worth it, reply back.
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      09-17-2014, 06:09 PM   #782
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1. I am serious. I have jungle fever some days more than others.

2. It's not rigged. I get consistent matches, but it's all about your pictures, slight description, and how you start the conversation. Women are like blowing glass. You need to watch what is in front of you and mold the form off of it.


Shit, even on dating sites, I don't care who they are, I can find something in common to talk about, and the ones that are worth it, reply back.
Post one of these "BBBs" - definitely something I'd like to see

Maybe its an age thing - don't recall having this much dificulty starting something in my 20's - in fact everytime I tried i got something - unless the chick didn't like I had a gf..
Or I really am a horrible conversationalist.. even typing this in a conversation-aly tone is really taxing me what's the matter with me...

[btw I'm not drunk.. I'm normally like this]

ps. I must say you sound like a brilliant conversationalist. Can you tell me what I'm doing horribly wrong?
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Well for starters, I'm drunk, sooo anything I say is going to help you in life immensely.

I don't know how to copy pics off Tinder, and I'm not going to take a selfie with these chicks first night out. I'm not a creeper.

It's not even an age thing. I sure as hell won't let it be an age thing in the future. Plenty of young ladies want some experienced dick, if they have the right moves that is.
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That's for sure.. I think I need to learn some moves. The only type of conversation I can do is arguing or debating something... God help me

Stick it anything that moves, young man..
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PM me and I'll pretend to be a chick. You can practice on me, just don't expect me to practice on you.
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I don't mind msging you dude, but I don't want to make anyone here jealous...


edit: *disclaimer: I'm drunk now
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I wish I didn't live in an apartment so I could buy a project car.


With that said, I'm leaving for the night. Going to get some tail. Have a good night, ladies.
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With that said, I'm leaving for the night. Going to get some tail. Have a good night, ladies.
Don't forget the strippers just want your money
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Doesn't Seattle have the largest suicide rate in the country? I have to go there next month for business. I hope I don't get drunk and off myself.
LOL dude, I'll tell you where to take the rental car for a milk run to keep you sane. just let me know.
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Hey I'm just trying to keep you from the statistics.
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