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      06-04-2019, 10:05 AM   #67
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Tomorrow will be a strange day, and considering who is the op, i guess my strange is more weird than what you all are used to.

My adopted sister has been a bit low lately and I've been so busy I haven't had the time to be there for her.

Tomorrow I will. We have a spa day, and considering that I don't allow strangers to touch me, it means she'll have a spa day and I'll be sitting there. We are also going out, dancing. Considering that I only wear sneakers and sweats while working, the first time in four years will be a trial.

Also, a makeup artist told me that my best chance of covering my face is darkness.

So I ask you, all of you... why the fuck do we have friends?

To be fair, i tried to post a pic of my current self here. Im somewhat covered in motoroil and in some tarmac filler and this site completely refused to load it.
I've posted several pics of LUPS. Has everyone forgotten already?
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This photo is a deep fake.

1. The female in the photo is not directly under a vehicle
2. She does not have engine oil on her face
3. No spanner in her hand
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Btw i think i found the only moderator-proof member around these parts. If this thread was started by someone else, it would have already been re-titled “i went for a girl’s night out and ended up with 8 pairs of new shoes, a pet boar pup, and a restraining order from a taxi driver”
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Btw i think i found the only moderator-proof member around these parts. If this thread was started by someone else, it would have already been re-titled “i went for a girl’s night out and ended up with 8 pairs of new shoes, a pet boar pup, and a restraining order from a taxi driver”
This is the only forum that tolerates me. Orchid people and feminists have banned me.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      06-04-2019, 02:15 PM   #71
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This is the only forum that tolerates me. Orchid people and feminists have banned me.
Orchid people......don't get me started.
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      06-04-2019, 09:42 PM   #72
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Reminds me of a night I had on orange sunshine in 1975. I generally avoid it now but might enjoy a flashback.
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Reminds me of a night I had on orange sunshine in 1975. I generally avoid it now but might enjoy a flashback.
I might have missed the reference in her post to The Dead
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This is the only forum that tolerates me. Orchid people and feminists have banned me.
What about Orchid feminists? Or Periwinkle philanderers? Cactus Cowboys (We have a lot of those in Texas)? Sunflower sophists?
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