What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

MKSixer · 10-12-2016, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ok - today I ventured into the crazy known as the Politics thread.

In light of the recent comments by Trump - I had a thought about the third debate between these two fine candidates....

When the 3rd debate starts - Trump should bum rush Hillary and grab her by 'the pussy' and proceed to carry her around for the entirety of the debate like a bowling ball

I'm just leaving the hospital and see this?!?!!! WTF, man...WTF!!!

Aatish · 10-12-2016, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Well, well, the next time.when Im around ya Ill pay ya a visit for having a drink with ya...offering your adress to us weirdos are priceless

Realized that after I posted the pic lol.

No problem, not my only address.

UncleWede · 10-12-2016, 09:41 AM

So I keep hearing this ad, and can't quite figure out.

"You'll be paying lower interest by the time you hear this commercial 20,000 times"

Gosh, do I have to listen 20,000 times to get my lower interest? Or will it be 54.79 years before I save interest on my 15 year loan, assuming I hear the ad once a day?

Dang3r · 10-12-2016, 10:00 AM

You hear your poultry jerkin' every day, thought you were thougher though

UncleWede · 10-12-2016, 10:04 AM

My poultry I can relate to. Saving after listening to an ad 20,000 times I can't quite wrap my brain around. It's like "Black magic woman" Is she a black woman who is magical? Is she just any woman who happens to practice black magic? I know Carlos claims to be drug free, but maybe I'm not as accomplished at meditation so haven't reached that state of enlightenment.

ASBSECU E93 · 10-12-2016, 10:04 AM

MKSixer - What?!?!

I thought is was funny - poor taste - but funny...

UncleWede · 10-12-2016, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

MKSixer - What?!?!

I thought is was funny - poor taste - but funny...

HE's getting as stodgy as shoei in his old age

jtodd_fl · 10-12-2016, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

My poultry I can relate to. Saving after listening to an ad 20,000 times I can't quite wrap my brain around. It's like "Black magic woman" Is she a black woman who is magical? Is she just any woman who happens to practice black magic? I know Carlos claims to be drug free, but maybe I'm not as accomplished at meditation so haven't reached that state of enlightenment.

So THIS! This is a major pet peeve - the ambiguity of stacked nouns following a adjective. Does the adjective modify the FIRST noun or the SECOND noun. C'mon people, clearly we can tighten up the language a tad, no? They should just do what the Germans (and many other languages) do and slam those words together - Blackmagic Woman or Magic Blackwoman (depending on which one you intended).

///M Power-Belgium · 10-12-2016, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh, for a minute I expected an actual vagina! That looks fun too.

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Work on that lol

Bhai my friend it's like eating mussels while they are served hot ...
Don't work on it...Just go in it before it's too late !

UncleWede · 10-12-2016, 10:13 AM

I've TRIED over the years.

"Got me so blind I can't see" may lend credence to the magic blackwoman theory. Unless she is smiling he can't see her?

BUT

"trying to make a devil outta me" sends me right back to blackmagic woman, trying to convert him to her religious persuasion

MKSixer · 10-12-2016, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

MKSixer - What?!?!

I thought is was funny - poor taste - but funny...

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

HE's getting as stodgy as shoei in his old age

It's the stuff of nightmares!!

///M Power-Belgium · 10-12-2016, 10:47 AM

Update from the Belgian newspaper...

A Belgian lucky bastard won 168,085,323 Euros with the Euro-Millions !!!

Guys... That's $185,104,802 USD

ASBSECU E93 · 10-12-2016, 10:50 AM

Do not....REPEAT....Do not go into the Politics thread...

It's a blood bath in there.

People are fighting over the candidates like we ACTUALLY have a sane and logical choice..?

1MOREMOD · 10-12-2016, 11:03 AM

We do, I'm semi sane

Banana Hammock · 10-12-2016, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Do not....REPEAT....Do not go into the Politics thread...

It's a blood bath in there.

People are fighting over the candidates like we ACTUALLY have a sane and logical choice..?

So I started cold brewing my coffee a couple days ago. I'm drinking my 2nd batch at the moment and it's incredible.

RJ_ · 10-12-2016, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

We do, I'm semi sane

So what do I put on my ballot? Write in for "The Beared One"?

Joekerr · 10-12-2016, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

So what do I put on my ballot? Write in for "The Beared One"?

What's the matter, don't you like the D?

Banana Hammock · 10-12-2016, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

So what do I put on my ballot? Write in for "The Beared One"?

Is that not Hillary?

shoei · 10-12-2016, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

We do, I'm semi sane

So what do I put on my ballot? Write in for "The Beared One"?

I'm not sure if this is a typo or you are trolling...

shoei · 10-12-2016, 11:51 AM

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I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

Thoughtful, but no. He totally is as flamboyant. It was time. Also funny, that if you just subtract that w, "red wheels" becomes "red heels".

I dunno man... No self respecting homosexual would drone on about Porsche Design clothing...

RJ_ · 10-12-2016, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I'm not sure if this is a typo or you are trolling...

I suppose both are somewhat true

The big bearded bear who bares his chest and also bares arms. That guy gets my vote.

shoei · 10-12-2016, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I'm not sure if this is a typo or you are trolling...

I suppose both are somewhat true

The big bearded bear who bares his chest and also bares arms. That guy gets my vote.

Checks out...

10-12-2016, 09:41 AM	#40439
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18019 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	So I keep hearing this ad, and can't quite figure out. "You'll be paying lower interest by the time you hear this commercial 20,000 times" Gosh, do I have to listen 20,000 times to get my lower interest? Or will it be 54.79 years before I save interest on my 15 year loan, assuming I hear the ad once a day?
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18019 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	My poultry I can relate to. Saving after listening to an ad 20,000 times I can't quite wrap my brain around. It's like "Black magic woman" Is she a black woman who is magical? Is she just any woman who happens to practice black magic? I know Carlos claims to be drug free, but maybe I'm not as accomplished at meditation so haven't reached that state of enlightenment.
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18019 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I've TRIED over the years. "Got me so blind I can't see" may lend credence to the magic blackwoman theory. Unless she is smiling he can't see her? BUT "trying to make a devil outta me" sends me right back to blackmagic woman, trying to convert him to her religious persuasion
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