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      04-29-2016, 02:09 PM   #815
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Lol I'll take a pic today mine is similar but it's only me and my wife lol
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I'm on the internet all day. I'm fat hairy ugly and live in basement.

Aren't you guys the same?
I live in a van down by the river.
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I'm on the internet all day. I'm fat hairy ugly and live in basement.

Aren't you guys the same?
I live in a van down by the river.
The pedo kind?
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      05-03-2016, 01:12 PM   #821
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The pedo kind?
I borrowed UncleWede 's.
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This is LOL for all the Asians in da house:

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Close!

We have shoe racks! We're not savages!
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We have shoe racks! We're not savages!
No, cuz according to Asians only savages wear shoes INSIDE the house.
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No, cuz according to Asians only savages wear shoes INSIDE the house.
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The pedo kind?
I borrowed UncleWede 's.
No wonder my son said he had to call cops while I am in NYC
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I'm too White-washed... Most of the things did apply growing up, but I either never do it or modify it (I only take off my shoes once I reach the bedroom and I measure rice with the measuring cup )
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I'm too White-washed... Most of the things did apply growing up, but I either never do it or modify it (I only take off my shoes once I reach the bedroom and I measure rice with the measuring cup )
Damn.... But do you use a rice cooker?
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Damn.... But do you use a rice cooker?
If he doesn't...fake asian.
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If he doesn't...fake asian.
Lol! I got a rice cooker, but it's ghetto and old.
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Lol! I got a rice cooker, but it's ghetto and old.
Okay, you're totally Asian.

Old and ghetto rice cooker is the way to go.

Is it the elephant brand or the tiger brand?
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Shoes inside a house is so gross!
But it's different in places where water doesn't fall out the sky, nor unflavored slushies. If it's just dry outside we would you prefer my sweaty feet all over ???
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But it's different in places where water doesn't fall out the sky, nor unflavored slushies. If it's just dry outside we would you prefer my sweaty feet all over ???
Even in LA where water almost never falls from the sky, shoes off inside the house.

I don't question it, I just do.
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Shoes inside a house is so gross!
But it's different in places where water doesn't fall out the sky, nor unflavored slushies. If it's just dry outside we would you prefer my sweaty feet all over ???
Do you realize you walk with your shoes in public places that have urine, vomit, spit and semen all over the place? Ugh just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it wasn't there.
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Where the heck are you walking?!
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