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      10-22-2015, 12:01 AM   #89
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This thread is amazing

I have so many questions that I dont know which one to start with

Is it true avg number of dates a girl had is 50 in her lifetime?
Thank you. Us girls were bored tonight...

50? Would that be like 49 before you find Mr. Right?
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Why don't women want to make out with me?
Post pics and let us decide
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Why don't women want to make out with me?
Do you shower?
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How many sex related questions does it take for a woman who makes a thread asking people to ask her anything to finally decide it's time to lock the thread and move on?
There're like 4 of us, so it'll take 8 times as long to decide
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      10-22-2015, 12:07 AM   #93
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Is it true that semen is good for a women's skin? Sorry
Ever play with Elmer's glue as a kid?
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      10-22-2015, 12:08 AM   #94
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This thread is worthless without pics.
<------- pic. Happy?
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How do I get girls to like me?? I have tried everything, including sniffing their hair to show them I like how they smell, or even showing up outside their windows at 2am to get them to see that I care. It never works
Fuck.

I hope he answers to ya.

I truly tried with Tara. I took her to nice rides (yup, for a girl who speaks English for a first language, I still taught her new words), let her pay for dinner, took her fishing which is everyone's favorite, I wore pants, and what does she say online about me?! Check out ASBSECU E93 signature.
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My ex used to say it itches because semen is a living organism...
She confused "organism" with "gonorrhea."
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Do you shower?
Yes. I use very nice shampoo and conditioner too.
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Really?? Post a pic for me?? Please??
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What happens when it gets in your eyes? Do you go blind or is like The Strain?
Ever get Elmer's glue in your eyes, as a kid?
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Lies...there's nothing white/yellow/spotted that size.
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Yes. I use very nice shampoo and conditioner too.
Mmmmmmm. Manly. Post pics
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Ahh! Snake pictures!! Why!?!?!
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Dude ...

Cone out with me once, I'll teach you how to be a man.
I don't see how getting beat up by a "girl" is going to help me with da ladies.
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I don't see how getting beat up by a "girl" is going to help me with da ladies.
Are you married?
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I don't see how getting beat up by a "girl" is going to help me with da ladies.
Dude I'm a pacifist!

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Are you married?
Clearly not.
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Are you married?
Practically yes. Legally no.
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      10-22-2015, 12:18 AM   #107
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Clearly not.
Hush, woman...I'm working.
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Practically yes. Legally no.
Then it'll help with the LADY when you get married.

Marriage sucks balls. Hubby goes out all night with his friends, then comes home reeking of beer, and then he wants sexytime...

Getting your ass kicked is good practice.
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Can sharks smell your period? Is this a cause of attacks?
Men are 87% more likely to be eaten by a shark, so no.
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Why do women say it's not you, it's me.
Because we're more sensitive and it's easier than saying go choke yourself on a bag of dicks.
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