Ask an Asian anything? LOL

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

That reminds me of this

Why all Halmoonie (sp?) look like that?

That shits tooooo funny!

[leopard print]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Dude. Not all Asian people are racist, ignorant, bad drivers. You can expect a sternly worded post from the mock outrage, faux racism police. Please come back at 11:46pm for your tongue lashing.
^ that is sarcasm... since only the initiated may recognize.

I've set my alarm.

Wait...we're in different time zones. 11:46pm your time or mine?

[RedlinePSI]

Question: At what grade do they teach little girls in Korea that plastic surgery is a requirement?

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Or until someone pulls a gun. Like in Flushing.

In La happens all the time

Funny thing is now when I go out to those same places to drink, every young person is a fob, an emo, or definitely a hipster.

Then you see that one youngster and he looks way out of place. But there are a ton of old timers now who obviously didn't grow out of the lifestyle. Sad story.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

In La happens all the time

Funny thing is now when I go out to those same places to drink, every young person is a fob, an emo, or definitely a hipster.

Then you see that one youngster and he looks way out of place. But there are a ton of old timers now who obviously didn't grow out of the lifestyle. Sad story.

Fuck hipsters.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I gotta be honest, generally, Asians ARE especially racist about Black people.

Just ask any Chinese or Korean how many epithets they got for Black people.

I <3 haters!

(Am I doing it right?)

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by RedlinePSI

Question: At what grade do they teach little girls in Korea that plastic surgery is a requirement?

My friend is visiting the motherland and posted this.

"How is this the same person?"

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Fuck hipsters.

Post your most gangsterish childhood pic now!

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Most likely. Depending on how quickly and badly this thread derails.

I've got some experience with racially driven threads from a few years back. Shit went 0-100 real quick.

0-110

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Post your most gangsterish childhood pic now!

If I can find one. Used to carry nunchaku and asp in my cars.

[UglyBuzzard]

Why are Asian women so loud in bed?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Why are Asian women so loud in bed?

Trolled answer: cuz you dick so big
Real answer: cuz they're repressed

[leopard print]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

My friend is visiting the motherland and posted this.

"How is this the same person?"

That's is fuckin disturbing.

[lens]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Why are Asian women so loud in bed?

Because they assume we men like that shit from porn and it helps us get off faster when it does the opposite.

I like very slight moaning, and heavy breathing, and I love my women to take charge sometimes too, huge turn on. Hate it when they just lie there like a dead fish.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Why are Asian women so loud in bed?

Because they have a market for earplugs .

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by chaungo

Because they assume we men like that shit from porn and it helps us get off faster when it does the opposite.

I like very slight moaning, and heavy breathing, and I love my women to take charge sometimes too, huge turn on. Hate it when they just lie there like a dead fish.

I agree. It seems like a lot of your women have just lain there while I fucked them. Your current girly, though... she's niiiiice.

(I kid, obviously... but if I didn't say it someone would. Right? RIGHT? Oh God, is it really just me???)

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Because they have a market for earplugs .

They are testing a new device they have begun assembling - the iBone. Again, just kidding. We know that the people who assemble the products aren't old enough to have sex.

[TBN54]

Do you guys always wear Tommy Hilfiger slippers when you go into the Asian supermarket?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by TBN54

Do you guys always wear Tommy Hilfiger slippers when you go into the Asian supermarket?

How about the slippers with the shiatsu nubs on the inner sole?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Why are Asian women so loud in bed?

I would ask why are the sounds they make so obnoxious?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I would ask why are the sounds they make so obnoxious?

You mean in Japanese porn?

Ma te ma te ma te?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You mean in Japanese porn?

Ma te ma te ma te?

Or in person yes. Seems creepy and weird