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      02-03-2016, 11:39 AM   #1
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How to prevent being raped in Finland...

I want to believe this is a joke by the Finnish government....

Then again, I'd imagine its cold enough to prevent mass numbers coming in.

Lups - here's all you need to know.

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2016/02/fi...nt-being-raped
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HAHA funniest shit I seen all week!! The best way to prevent rape is to not allow these mongoloids in to begin with.. Second thing to do is to shove a 12in dildo (extra thick) up the ass of every Finnish politicians that is pro refugees and then repeatedly ram it for about an hour or so. This way the will have an understanding of what they are about to unleash upon the common man.

The stop hand gesture the chick is making reminds me of Ken and Ryu from SSF, throwing their fireballs. So unless these ladies can pull of shit like this, they are seriously fucked..
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so what were the victims doing before this video was made.. just taking it ?
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Jihadists are pushovers I guess.
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This really works. I just tried it and didn't get raped.
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I want to believe this is a joke by the Finnish government....

Then again, I'd imagine its cold enough to prevent mass numbers coming in.

Lups - here's all you need to know.

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2016/02/fi...nt-being-raped
If my phone would open links again, I could comment.

I find with my modest experience that the easiest way to avoid being raped is living in finland. I do admit the atmosphere here is horrible now, but us normal folks are able to reas through the populism. The statistics show our homey fuckers are very much more likely to lose their balls in my hands than anyone who's moved in recently because of the refugee crisis.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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If my phone would open links again, I could comment.

I find with my modest experience that the easiest way to avoid being raped is living in finland. I do admit the atmosphere here is horrible now, but us normal folks are able to reas through the populism. The statistics show our homey fuckers are very much more likely to lose their balls in my hands than anyone who's moved in recently because of the refugee crisis.
You need to practice these new techniques because, borrowing a play from your boyfriend Biorin, if you don't.....

you'll need to




Or a new(ish) one that i'm growing fond of....

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Or a new(ish) one that i'm growing fond of....

Oh my... wha... smh
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Oh my... wha... smh
You're new here. This goes back a ways.
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You're new here. This goes back a ways.
New or not... This is what comes to mind...
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I shall sit back in awe and observe and learn.
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I shall sit back in awe and observe and learn.
I've kicked these guys into submission so now they give me shit like this since they all heard the horror story of the one member with a pink, spanked ass.

The story doesn't say what I used. That scares them.
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I've kicked these guys into submission so now they give me shit like this since they all heard the horror story of the one member with a pink, spanked ass.

The story doesn't say what I used. That scares them.
If I said I were not curious, and perhaps somewhat aroused, I would be lying.
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If I said I were not curious, and perhaps somewhat aroused, I would be lying.
Bro.... She's a he.
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If I said I were not curious, and perhaps somewhat aroused, I would be lying.
Rebadge the car and go hunting for blondes who argue politics with you and you've found the right breed of chicks who will keep your ass nice and pink.

Just don't be surprised if you end up being a passenger

I still can't get the clip rolling but but the culture of being a female is very different here than in the usa. I just read a study stating 80% or so of sex crimes get reported. Since we are all blondes, pointing out a foreigner here is fairly easy (and since dna records, they get caught every time unlike finns).

I'm not in any way trying to make it sound everything is sooo fucking rosy here. But our system is very different from the usa and our solved crime rate is that too. That and our very weird women and I truly hope the clip has something better to teach than my old gym teacher had.

"tell him to fuck off. Don't back away. Let him close in enough to kick a knee in. Have long nails since a good big scratch will make finding the perv easy easier. Call cops. Never ever leave anything go."

That all sure as fuck works.
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Being ugly might work also
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Bro.... She's a he.
My cover has been blown in the F8x section. I'm only a man in the ot Tonka.

And my dig is smaller than yours!
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I shall sit back in awe and observe and learn.
Kinda lurking ? And learn from Belgium (Philippe)
So please read my lips my friend..

On a serious note : I really hope your balls are big enough to handle all the BS on here ..
And I can tell you...Mine became huge , because I had serious investigation troubles to find out => "The 9 months of gender mystery shit"
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Being ugly might work also
You said fat girls are cute too with the necessary equipment
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You said fat girls are cute too with the necessary equipment
No I said they all have the same equipment just some more of it.
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No I said they all have the same equipment just some more of it.
Yes brother you are right
It's because I got a Japanese brainwash today !
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Kinda lurking ? And learn from Belgium (Philippe)
So please read my lips my friend..

On a serious note : I really hope your balls are big enough to handle all the BS on here ..
And I can tell you...Mine became huge , because I had serious investigation troubles to find out => "The 9 months of gender mystery shit"
Someone let you get them pregnant?
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