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      02-03-2017, 11:34 AM   #111
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but the guy build in a redzone... nice guy but the city will come along and tow it away.
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      02-03-2017, 09:57 PM   #112
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well, that would be called assault and battery...on someone who's already down in the dumps no less...

didn't know being "old school" meant being a stupid mother fucker

read the Bible occasionally bro, you might gain wisdom
Yo smooshy, Who you callin a stupid mother fucker you scrawny little bitch? I'll shove a bible up your ass you pussy! You computer tough guys crack me up...fight me bro? bro i'll rock your jaw one shot guaranteed!

Just because your one of these little liberal pussies who jerk off to your Hillary poster above your bunk beds, don't try to sound like a bad ass on a bimmer forum...in real life you WILL get destroyed.

You're God damn right I would bash a homeless guys brains in with a bat if he was hangin out on my property! thats the problem with you twenty yr old pussies, you have no clue how to protect yourself or your family...you call the cops to take care of your problems because you're too scared to do it yourself

The OP is obviously another pussy! bro, kick that homeless prick in the teeth and throw him into a wall face first! who in their right mind would let some pos hang out on their property without permission?
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      02-03-2017, 10:05 PM   #113
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Yo smooshy, Who you callin a stupid mother fucker you scrawny little bitch? I'll shove a bible up your ass you pussy! You computer tough guys crack me up...fight me bro? bro i'll rock your jaw one shot guaranteed!

Just because your one of these little liberal pussies who jerk off to your Hillary poster above your bunk beds, don't try to sound like a bad ass on a bimmer forum...in real life you WILL get destroyed.

You're God damn right I would bash a homeless guys brains in with a bat if he was hangin out on my property! thats the problem with you twenty yr old pussies, you have no clue how to protect yourself or your family...you call the cops to take care of your problems because you're too scared to do it yourself

The OP is obviously another pussy! bro, kick that homeless prick in the teeth and throw him into a wall face first! who in their right mind would let some pos hang out on their property without permission?
Looks like shit got real.
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      02-03-2017, 10:38 PM   #114
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      02-03-2017, 11:14 PM   #115
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well, that would be called assault and battery...on someone who's already down in the dumps no less...

didn't know being "old school" meant being a stupid mother fucker

read the Bible occasionally bro, you might gain wisdom
Yo smooshy, Who you callin a stupid mother fucker you scrawny little bitch? I'll shove a bible up your ass you pussy! You computer tough guys crack me up...fight me bro? bro i'll rock your jaw one shot guaranteed!

Just because your one of these little liberal pussies who jerk off to your Hillary poster above your bunk beds, don't try to sound like a bad ass on a bimmer forum...in real life you WILL get destroyed.

You're God damn right I would bash a homeless guys brains in with a bat if he was hangin out on my property! thats the problem with you twenty yr old pussies, you have no clue how to protect yourself or your family...you call the cops to take care of your problems because you're too scared to do it yourself

The OP is obviously another pussy! bro, kick that homeless prick in the teeth and throw him into a wall face first! who in their right mind would let some pos hang out on their property without permission?
*calls me a "computer tough guy"*

*proceeds to tell me he'll "rock your jaw one shot guaranteed"*

:::

anyways, where were we...
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Funny thing is I think Smooshy is one of the biggest guys here
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Funny thing is I think Smooshy is one of the biggest guys here
Ahh, bimmette you appeared out of nowhere...can you just use your infinite feminine wisdom to mediate this conflict?
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      02-03-2017, 11:33 PM   #118
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I didn't even have to look. I knew right away you were in Cali.

California is for the homeless.
Homelessness is a problem nationwide, even in your State.

This is old you you get the point

http://www.courierpostonline.com/sto...ises/10264531/
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      02-03-2017, 11:36 PM   #119
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Funny thing is I think Smooshy is one of the biggest guys here
Ahh, bimmette you appeared out of nowhere...can you just use your infinite feminine wisdom to mediate this conflict?
I say leave politics and religion out of this. Most homeless people have mental issues and speaking to him rationally won't help. I also believe the police are too busy to attend.
So in my opinion, the best solution is to make the area uncomfortable with bright lighting. I would also put up cameras, which won't work as a deterrent but will help in case the guy vandalizes his home.
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      02-04-2017, 07:51 AM   #120
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Build the wall like in your 1st post or get a dog and let him do the work you refuse to take into your own hands.
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      02-04-2017, 04:57 PM   #121
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I say leave politics and religion out of this. Most homeless people have mental issues and speaking to him rationally won't help. I also believe the police are too busy to attend.
So in my opinion, the best solution is to make the area uncomfortable with bright lighting. I would also put up cameras, which won't work as a deterrent but will help in case the guy vandalizes his home.
So does that mean u like my idea of attack geese? (remember... they can fly!)

by the way, how ya doing!
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      02-04-2017, 05:06 PM   #122
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Homelessness is a problem nationwide, even in your State.

This is old you you get the point

http://www.courierpostonline.com/sto...ises/10264531/
My post was a South Park reference.
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I say leave politics and religion out of this. Most homeless people have mental issues and speaking to him rationally won't help. I also believe the police are too busy to attend.
So in my opinion, the best solution is to make the area uncomfortable with bright lighting. I would also put up cameras, which won't work as a deterrent but will help in case the guy vandalizes his home.
So does that mean u like my idea of attack geese? (remember... they can fly!)

by the way, how ya doing!
Sure, that'll work! Where should he get them from?

I'm good, thanks.
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AttackGeese.com.....DUH!
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AttackGeese.com.....DUH!
i was thinking more like amazon since they seem to have everything. But since i don't have prime i've moved on to walmart.com for better prices and free shipping FTW
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Walmart just sells the cheap Chinese attack geese. If you want the best quality and selection go to the source. Just sayin
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      02-05-2017, 01:08 AM   #127
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If you want the best, get Canadian Geese. Have you seen the size of those birds? At Amazon you can even get Geese warning signs.
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I would assume OP went midevil on the guy with no recent updates.
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Why are you complaining, give him a bat and you have yourself a security guard.
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I would assume OP went midevil on the guy with no recent updates.
Or vice versa...
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Any updates OP?

Go Dave Chapelle Tyrone Biggums on his ass. Melted snickers bars all over his spot will scare him away.
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One clever way to deal with it city wide - from 1996 -

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Olympics -- Atlanta `Cleanup' Includes One-Way Tickets For Homeless

ATLANTA - Local officials want to help rid the city of crime and homeless people before the Olympics with stricter loitering laws and one-way bus tickets out of town.

Fulton County is paying the bill for one-way bus tickets for the homeless as long as the recipient promises never to return and can prove he has a family or job waiting at his destination, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported yesterday.
http://community.seattletimes.nwsour...2&slug=2320280

Supposedly the "prove he has family or a job waiting" really didn't matter much.
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