Would you bang the girl next door?

Billup · 11-20-2013, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Templar

So you said hot chicks are a dime a dozen... And "hot" to you is Kate Beckinsale... So chicks that look as good as Kate Beckinsale are a dime a dozen?

I think not.

And if she is your standard, then you must be A) alone or B) dating well below your standard.

Hot chicks ARE a dime a dozen..., if you don't leave your mothers basement...

I've walked down 8 mile and found "hot" women. That's saying A LOT.

Templar · 11-20-2013, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Hot chicks ARE a dime a dozen..., if you don't leave your mothers basement...

I've walked down 8 mile and found "hot" women. That's saying A LOT.

There's plenty of hot chicks in my mom's basement!

Especially on pornhub...

silvergray545 · 11-20-2013, 05:13 PM

I need to know how she was naked on top of you and you didn't bang? I would have busted in her twice and picked up a Plan B for her the next morning.

TrevorM3 · 11-20-2013, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I need to know how she was naked on top of you and you didn't bang? I would have busted in her twice and picked up a Plan B for her the next morning.

haha

this thread delivers.

youngnastyman · 11-22-2013, 09:54 AM

/thread

Billup · 11-22-2013, 10:03 AM

So last night I go to the bar and meet this really cute girl, we hit it off, so we went back to my place. Things started to get kind of frisky, so I ran in the other room to grab some lube and my 9 iron. When I came back, she pulled her panties down and showed me her wiener. I didn't think much of it, but I didn't want to jump the gun.

Should I seal the deal or was I wrong for letting her leave that night?

Nkc · 11-22-2013, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

So last night I go to the bar and meet this really cute girl, we hit it off, so we went back to my place. Things started to get kind of frisky, so I ran in the other room to grab some lube and my 9 iron. When I came back, she pulled her panties down and showed me her wiener. I didn't think much of it, but I didn't want to jump the gun.

Should I seal the deal or was I wrong for letting her leave that night?

Words can only do so much for me anymore. I require a full descriptive drawing or the good ol saying

Fatty Duckets · 11-22-2013, 01:22 PM

Dude, tap that ass as long as you can. Tappity tap tap.

BTW - I am going through the same situation as you right now, except I already laid the pipe.

One piece of advice: Just remember to wear a hat my man!!!

One love,

Fatty D

dtwyim · 11-23-2013, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Words can only do so much for me anymore. I require a full descriptive drawing or the good ol saying

+1

Billup · 11-23-2013, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nkc

Words can only do so much for me anymore. I require a full descriptive drawing or the good ol saying

IRL.

Mr Tonka · 11-23-2013, 08:15 PM

Wow, a true blond!!

That makes it easier to overlook the penis.

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Billup Banned 472 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	So last night I go to the bar and meet this really cute girl, we hit it off, so we went back to my place. Things started to get kind of frisky, so I ran in the other room to grab some lube and my 9 iron. When I came back, she pulled her panties down and showed me her wiener. I didn't think much of it, but I didn't want to jump the gun. Should I seal the deal or was I wrong for letting her leave that night?
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Fatty Duckets First Lieutenant 69 Rep 350 Posts Drives: 335is Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: NJ iTrader: (3)	Dude, tap that ass as long as you can. Tappity tap tap. BTW - I am going through the same situation as you right now, except I already laid the pipe. One piece of advice: Just remember to wear a hat my man!!! One love, Fatty D
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