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      11-18-2013, 05:47 PM   #45
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I recently moved into a new apartment complex in a pretty nice part of town, and every time I go down to let my dog out I run into some seriously cute and hot girls.. all of which love my dog lol.

Anyway - one of these girls lives literally in the next apartment over from me. She has a slamming body and I've always wanted to hook up with a redhead.

We have been hanging out for the past few weeks now but just as friends, hanging out at the bar downstairs or drinking at my place, etc. Yesterday we pretty much hung out all day at a Wine bar, went back to my place where I made her a gourmet dinner, and then things got.. well.. awesome lol.

I won't go into details or how far - but - my question is - would you seal the deal? Remember she is literally next door to me and I don't know if this is taboo and should be cautious or should I just be the dumb young whipper snapper that I am and follow my head?
This is very tricky.
I assume she won't become your GF, but more likely a FB in no time once you open with her.
Having FB next door can be good and bad, but more of bad in a long term.
You or she will get bored fairly soon and it's never fun to encounter your old FB in daily basis.
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      11-18-2013, 07:13 PM   #46
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HA !!!!

apartment bitches - they're all the same all over the country.

ready to fuck at a moment's notice but also have the undeniable bat shit crazy gene.....
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      11-18-2013, 07:20 PM   #47
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I recently moved into a new apartment complex in a pretty nice part of town, and every time I go down to let my dog out I run into some seriously cute and hot girls.. all of which love my dog lol.

Anyway - one of these girls lives literally in the next apartment over from me. She has a slamming body and I've always wanted to hook up with a redhead.

We have been hanging out for the past few weeks now but just as friends, hanging out at the bar downstairs or drinking at my place, etc. Yesterday we pretty much hung out all day at a Wine bar, went back to my place where I made her a gourmet dinner, and then things got.. well.. awesome lol.

I won't go into details or how far - but - my question is - would you seal the deal? Remember she is literally next door to me and I don't know if this is taboo and should be cautious or should I just be the dumb young whipper snapper that I am and follow my head?
"Hot" women are a dime a dozen. This is reality and known.

I would probably pass since she lives within throwing distance. You can get a "Hot" woman anywhere really and they are all pretty much the same, try to look the same, wear the same shit, have the same bags, smell the same, you name it. Not hating just a clear observation.

Here I see two of these a week. Maybe not as "Hot" but the image is a total copy…I like the look but in all honestly a woman that sticks out to me is someone that is different, not a follower. However nobody in their right mind would kick Ms. Beckinsale out of bed.




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      11-18-2013, 07:27 PM   #48
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I once smashed a temp at my apartment during our lunch break. It was hella awkward the next day. She was let go a couple weeks later and then I made that pose with my fist up in the air.

Moral of the story, fuck her if she's temporary...
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      11-18-2013, 09:48 PM   #49
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I too am in a similar situation. I walk past my neighbors every day, and they always come to me begging for a foursome. They are all top notch women, too. They were all naked on top of me, but I just couldn't do it because they might get jealous of each other.
Art work please, Billup.
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      11-19-2013, 01:31 AM   #50
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"Hot" women are a dime a dozen. This is reality and known.

I would probably pass since she lives within throwing distance. You can get a "Hot" woman anywhere really and they are all pretty much the same, try to look the same, wear the same shit, have the same bags, smell the same, you name it. Not hating just a clear observation.

Here I see two of these a week. Maybe not as "Hot" but the image is a total copy…I like the look but in all honestly a woman that sticks out to me is someone that is different, not a follower. However nobody in their right mind would kick Ms. Beckinsale out of bed.



Sir I'd like to order a dozen Kate Beckinsales please. But fucking seriously, "HOT" chicks are not a dime a dozen, it just depends on your standard of what is "HOT". I probably see a legitimately hot chick every 2-3 months. Maybe because i'm in Hong Kong lol. Every time I head back to Vancouver in the summer I look like this.

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      11-19-2013, 01:32 AM   #51
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and oh yeah OP, you hit dat yet? Don't forget pics.
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Yes, and next time you bring home a different chick to bang invite her to join
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      11-19-2013, 06:15 AM   #53
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^^^ why is that bitch so annoying !?!?

there, i said it......

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is that all that retard can say? make a real threat pussy. his kid needs his eyes checked. can we say cross-eyed chump? freeeeky!
I think she/he has Down's syndrome, so its not his/her fault that he/she is annoying.
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This post made my morning a little better. hahaha.

9/10 is would bang no matter what territory. anything below use common sense.

In personal opinion, girls hate "lets just be friends" as much as guys, maybe more. even if she doesn't want relationship. So just do your thing and don't push it away, because you'd end up with a crazy neighbour girl who hates you regardless of you've banged her or not. Bang>No Bang
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I think she/he has Down's syndrome, so its not his/her fault that he/she is annoying.


for anyone that is tired of this troll ruining OT with her borderline retarded comments, here is a pm she sent me along with my response.




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everyone you've done electronically has been recorded with the national security agency's data center?

now... what did you say you were going to do to me?
good, so they can read that i didn't tell you i was going to personally do anything to you.

i asked YOU to go drink some bleach and then i asked you to get the fuck out.

it's best if you just follow my advice - k

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national security agency doesn't like wasting their time on idiots that lack reading comprehension....
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"Hot" women are a dime a dozen. This is reality and known.
If this is the case, you have very low standards for what's considered "hot."
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I wouldnt do her because I would be more interested in her brother but sure, hit that shit like Chris Brown
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If this is the case, you have very low standards for what's considered "hot."
I showed you what "hot" is to me.

Sorry you didnt have a chance to see my pictures. Ms. Kate Beckinsale is my standard. So IMO if you think she is below standards then maybe either A) you are in jail, B) just take easy, ugly women, or C) All of the above. LMAO.

Now lets get this back on track.

Thanks.
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I showed you what "hot" is to me.

Sorry you didnt have a chance to see my pictures. Ms. Kate Beckinsale is my standard. So IMO if you think she is below standards then maybe either A) you are in jail, B) just take easy, ugly women, or C) All of the above. LMAO.

Now lets get this back on track.

Thanks.
Seeing you're from Disneyland, I'm guessing you're chasing too many "Fairy Tails"
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3 pages and no pics? Ban.....
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Hot girls are pretty abundant for me. mabe because Ive been married for 8 years.
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I showed you what "hot" is to me.

Sorry you didnt have a chance to see my pictures. Ms. Kate Beckinsale is my standard. So IMO if you think she is below standards then maybe either A) you are in jail, B) just take easy, ugly women, or C) All of the above. LMAO.

Now lets get this back on track.

Thanks.
So you said hot chicks are a dime a dozen... And "hot" to you is Kate Beckinsale... So chicks that look as good as Kate Beckinsale are a dime a dozen?

I think not.

And if she is your standard, then you must be A) alone or B) dating well below your standard.
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