Would you bang the girl next door?

Billup · 11-18-2013, 11:32 AM

Kraft macaroni and cheese and a ham sandwich on pumpernickle bread.

Litos · 11-18-2013, 11:42 AM

let me put it this way - if she lives in an apartment, they will bang.....

it's common knowledge that apartment bitches will fuck anything within an arm's length of their front door...

been like that since even when i was a kid...

youngnastyman · 11-18-2013, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Kraft macaroni and cheese and a ham sandwich on pumpernickle bread.

Precisely lol

Myrder · 11-18-2013, 11:47 AM

Crazy idea...why don't you just be honest with the lady and tell her you want to bang but nothing more. You may be surprised how many are fine with that.

youngnastyman · 11-18-2013, 11:47 AM

Except it was a spam sandwich not ham

Mr Tonka · 11-18-2013, 12:06 PM

^^ Spared no expense on that sammy. haha

Colt · 11-18-2013, 12:09 PM

No pictures, no advice.

Billup · 11-18-2013, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by aM.

No pictures, no advice.

grimlock · 11-18-2013, 12:58 PM

Is she literally next door through the wall, or one over? Would she hear you bang if you brought home someone else?

Start with the hotter chicks that live further away, then work inwards, geographically, and in terms of hotness. Pace this for how long you expect to be there.
But ofcourse all this is talk if you have no game.
Last option when you have struck out with the 4 next door - jerk it and tell OT about it

amanda hor$t · 11-18-2013, 01:39 PM

nobody's next door lol

will.c · 11-18-2013, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by youngnastyman

Worth the drama or not?

Obviously you haven't had a drama yet. For the first time, hell yes! Then you determine for yourself if it's worth a repeat.

Rotorocious · 11-18-2013, 02:22 PM

Need a diagram of said situation with naked girl on top. Telling her "whoa whoa whoa, I need to stop before I can go further and ask some dudes on a forum."

kevinbahnz · 11-18-2013, 02:27 PM

Personally I wouldn't if i wasn't planning on a long term relationship or moving within a few weeks.

kingofthedemo · 11-18-2013, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

if you have to ask on a car forum, you don't have the game to pull it off. But I suspect you will be pulling yourself off

+1

youngnastyman · 11-18-2013, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

Personally I wouldn't if i wasn't planning on a long term relationship or moving within a few weeks.

thanks..

simple yes or no question. This guy gets it.

Let me put it in terms the rest of your trolls can understand.

If it were you, WOULD you do it? (Since all of you guys are apparently Fabio's in your own right and can pull it off)

ANd as for the comments about posting personal topics on a forum - this is OT. I see ppl spill their hearts out about divorces/wives/GF's all teh f&*(ing time.

Simple guy to guy question - if you COULD do it - WOULD you do it?

Mr Tonka · 11-18-2013, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by youngnastyman

thanks..

simple yes or no question. This guy gets it.

Let me put it in terms the rest of your trolls can understand.

If it were you, WOULD you do it? (Since all of you guys are apparently Fabio's in your own right and can pull it off)

ANd as for the comments about posting personal topics on a forum - this is OT. I see ppl spill their hearts out about divorces/wives/GF's all teh f&*(ing time.

Simple guy to guy question - if you COULD do it - WOULD you do it?

I would, but i'm sure my 14" internet penis wouldn't fit in the box. Wait, does that mean i CAN'T do it, even though i WOULD, if i COULD?

Litos · 11-18-2013, 02:53 PM

all i know is that any dumb broad that is laying naked on top of me is getting a first class ticket to pound town.....

Gizm0 · 11-18-2013, 02:54 PM

F32 · 11-18-2013, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by youngnastyman

If it were you, WOULD you do it? (Since all of you guys are apparently Fabio's in your own right and can pull it off)

Too hypothetical. All my neighbors are middle-aged with families to elderly. Hot, single 20-somethings can not afford to live where I live. The 40-something wannabe Desperate Houswife with a silver SL63 would be nice to throw around, but she looks beat.

But given we're in the hypothetical...does your neighbor know you're stalking her yet?

kscarrol · 11-18-2013, 03:05 PM

This has not gone as the OP planned!

But the real issue if you bang the hottie next door, what happens the next weekend when you are sitting at home and you hear her banging some other guy??

Who's pissed off then...

amanda hor$t · 11-18-2013, 03:06 PM

she might have a violent boyfriend too!

edirtaynine · 11-18-2013, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

all i know is that any dumb broad that is laying naked on top of me is getting a first class ticket to pound town.....

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