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      09-29-2015, 09:09 PM   #6073
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Haha I hate math. Doesn't work on me.
You mean meth?
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You mean meth?
Roofies do. That's how Sara lured in her Mexican gardner.
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      09-29-2015, 09:14 PM   #6075
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Oh she married the gardener? Or is that how she got a divorce from oil barron?
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      09-29-2015, 09:15 PM   #6076
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After reading Mr Prena's posts.

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      09-29-2015, 09:15 PM   #6077
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You mean meth?
Roofies do. That's how Sara lured in her Mexican gardner.
Why someone would ever knock Sara up makes total sense now!
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      09-29-2015, 09:16 PM   #6078
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Wouldn't you take a solid 8 that wasn't a cunt over a 10 that was?
Depends for what.

A cum rag/trophy wife, absolutely not.

A real relationship- absolutely.
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Oh she married the gardener? Or is that how she got a divorce from oil barron?
Oil Baron aka guy who manages her local Jiffy Lube.
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      09-29-2015, 09:18 PM   #6080
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Depends for what.

A cum rag/trophy wife, absolutely not.

A real relationship- absolutely.
Your priorities are screwed up! No such thing as cum rag trophy wife, if you have to kill them at some point because they are so evil an 8 will do.
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Why would you wife them if you can change it up every week?
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Depends for what.

A cum rag/trophy wife, absolutely not.

A real relationship- absolutely.
Your priorities are screwed up! No such thing as cum rag trophy wife, if you have to kill them at some point because they are so evil an 8 will do.
No such thing?

There's an aspiring one in Sara right now!!

I'll take the 8 if I like the girl. But if it's simply ass, why sell yourself short?
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She's trying but who would take that deal. Some monster of a dude. If your normal you would want someone good looking and a good person to wife. For ass a 40 and a goat will do.

There is such a thing but you have to be willing to trade your cash for ass and appearance then you might as well rent. And the act shows what a pos man you are.
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Thank God my child looks exactly like her Father. My little Mexican
You don't want her/the next ones to look like you?

Edit: not that you would change her to look like you, I meant that more in the past. Although I do know a decent number of moms who have forced surgery on their daughters...

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You don't want her/the next ones to look like you?
The next one will look like me.
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She's trying but who would take that deal. Some monster of a dude. If your normal you would want someone good looking and a good person to wife. For ass a 40 and a goat will do.

There is such a thing but you have to be willing to trade your cash for ass and appearance then you might as well rent. And the act shows what a pos man you are.
Seattle trash knows one when he sees it
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Edit: not that you would change her to look like you, I meant that more in the past. Although I do know a decent number of moms who have forced surgery on their daughters...
You got to be a serious psychopath to do that. God damn I met some really crazy mother fuckers in my life but this is a first even for me.
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You don't want her/the next ones to look like you?
The next one will look like me.
Aren't you blonde and blue eyes?

If so- the current ones already do
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Knows one what? How did I become trash. Your the one lobbying for cum dumpster wives.
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You got to be a serious psychopath to do that. God damn I met some really crazy mother fuckers in my life but this is a first even for me.
Nothing too extensive, but there was some "your nose is way too Puerto Rican... we need to make it smaller" circa age 14. On the less extreme side, Botox injections in/around the upper lip to prevent the large "horsey" smile. Also teens.
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Knows one what?
Another pos?

I was pulling your leg, you know I've got love for my 206 bro bro.
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Aren't you blonde and blue eyes?

If so- the current ones already do
Not blonde, i thought she only has one kid.
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Aren't you blonde and blue eyes?

If so- the current ones already do
Damn so did she get her geography fucked up? Was he a Mexican gardner or a Polish gardner?
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