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      07-20-2017, 03:48 AM   #50513
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How can I get 330HP out of my 320i loaner?
OPen the airbox and drive around lol Will sound like you have 330hp but will not feel like it
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Run open cats.
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      07-20-2017, 09:19 AM   #50516
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She's a # fat ass..
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Guys, I called the dealer and they mentioned that now they have no idea when they'll be receiving my airbag when they told me last Saturday when I dropped it off that it'll there by mid week. It's now Thursday and driving this 320i is killing me. Should I:

1) Be like Gary and demand a 7 series?
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI for that 25 HP gain alone and add a M3 decal for that extra 6.5 HP?
3) Walk in and demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive?
4) Ban myself?
5) Play with myself?
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-20-2017, 11:26 AM   #50526
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Guys, I called the dealer and they mentioned that now they have no idea when they'll be receiving my airbag when they told me last Saturday when I dropped it off that it'll there by mid week. It's now Thursday and driving this 320i is killing me. Should I:

1) Be like Gary and demand a 7 series?
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI for that 25 HP gain alone and add a M3 decal for that extra 6.5 HP?
3) Walk in and demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive?
4) Ban myself?
5) Play with myself?
I would:

1) Walk in and play with myself while demanding they ban all further 320i from production unless they want to see you finish
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI on a 7 series in the lot for the surprise it will bring to its future owner
3) Demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive.
4) Be like Gary
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Joekerr, no joking!
Caesar was/is actually a big joke !
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Caesar was/is actually a big joke !
It was a vague attempt at humor, and since you have no children you probably don't know Dora the Explorer.
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It was a vague attempt at humor, and since you have no children you probably don't know Dora the Explorer.
Dora is a Mexican, of course they don't have Dora all the way in Belgieland.
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Help me with a movie quote issue, I can't find it to save my life:

"What'd he say he was doing?"
"Said he was fangering the dog"
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      07-20-2017, 01:58 PM   #50534
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Help me with a movie quote issue, I can't find it to save my life:

"What'd he say he was doing?"
"Said he was fangering the dog"
I think that's from the 1993 release of "Wede makes a porno".

But no, I can't find it either...not confident it happened. But a shoutout to you for making my google browsing history look very questionable at the moment.

Or...comparatively...the same as yours.
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