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      11-14-2019, 12:01 PM   #2597
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Man, I step away for a minute and it got thick in here!
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Man, I step away for a minute and it got thick in here!
Oh, just like when you stepped into a Subway being ‘More human than human?’

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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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Oh, just like when you stepped into a Subway being ‘More human than human?’

Ah......Ah......Ah.......



The looks I got in there! My only regret was that no one was with me to share that moment of sex sounds coming from my pocket. The cool kids in line knew what was up though.
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      11-14-2019, 12:25 PM   #2601
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I like it nice and shaved.
Nothing sweeter than a bald beaver.
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      11-14-2019, 12:30 PM   #2603
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      11-14-2019, 12:34 PM   #2604
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I like grass on the playing field
Don't mind a landing strip, but I am not a bush pilot.
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Nothing sweeter than a bald beaver.
Based off prior posts of his, pretty sure he is talking about his own ass. Just a heads up.


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Don't mind a landing strip, but I am not a bush pilot.
Well manicured......and I do mean WELL manicured. If I'm playing golf, anything outside the fairway is a drop. I'll go hiking on a trail, but I'm not going on a hike in the jungle with a machete.....I'll just stay home.

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      11-14-2019, 01:13 PM   #2607
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Don't mind a landing strip, but I am not a bush pilot.
No problem - leave the bushy ones for Indiana Johnson.
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      11-14-2019, 01:18 PM   #2608
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Indiana Johnson.
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pron?
Nah, just a character of my own imagination. Could be a pron star name, though. A niche player, if you know what I'm saying.

Years ago I worked with a guy whose dad's name was Horace Cox. I thought that sounded like a Victorian pron star name. It's made me chuckle ever since.
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I used to work with a guy named Jack Davidoff. Naturally, we also had a guy on the team named David so there were lots of joaks
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+1......as long as it's well kept!
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I used to work with a guy named Jack Davidoff. Naturally, we also had a guy on the team named David so there were lots of joaks
His mother must have been in labor for a week when she had him. Why else would you be so mean to a kid, cursing him with a name like that? Brutal.

I worked at a huge bowling alley long ago in the days of my squandered youth (hey - another confession! Or maybe two!). This was long before cell phones, so we'd get calls wanting us to page someone so they could come to the phone. Prank calls were a nightly occurrence. The list of prank names went on and on. Mike Hunt. Jack Goff. Hugh Jass. Connie Lingus. Phil Latio. Phil McCracken. That's only a few. Or they'd ask "Hey, do you have 10-pound balls?" To which I'd reply "Yeah, and they hang real nice under my 3-foot cock."
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After shaved and cleaned
Aroma will come through
Then taste buds awaken
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      11-14-2019, 02:55 PM   #2614
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His mother must have been in labor for a week when she had him. Why else would you be so mean to a kid, cursing him with a name like that? Brutal.

I worked at a huge bowling alley long ago in the days of my squandered youth (hey - another confession! Or maybe two!). This was long before cell phones, so we'd get calls wanting us to page someone so they could come to the phone. Prank calls were a nightly occurrence. The list of prank names went on and on. Mike Hunt. Jack Goff. Hugh Jass. Connie Lingus. Phil Latio. Phil McCracken. That's only a few. Or they'd ask "Hey, do you have 10-pound balls?" To which I'd reply "Yeah, and they hang real nice under my 3-foot cock."
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Fixed it for you.
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I find it annoying when people who sit around doing jack shit all day say "I'm so glad it's Friday" like they've been working hard all week.
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I find it annoying when people who sit around doing jack shit all day say "I'm so glad it's Friday" like they've been working hard all week.
I hate these clowns using our tax dollars for disability etc when they can get a damn job.

I just talked to a chick on a dating site...she said her husband died so she went on disability for depression. He died FIVE YEARS AGO & she's still milking the system!!!
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