Tinder/Dating Apps

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Axius

She ordered a chocolate chip frapp and I had a regular mocha frapp. Pretty good, been a while since I've been to an SB's.


I'm trying to get better with remembering details. Usually pretty forgetful, which isn't a good trait, so trying to be persistent with...., listening.

Just bring a video camera and record the whole conversation. Will make it easier to remember.

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Mike.

usually my tinder dates end with me looking like this

That's one rare pepe.

What a bitch, though. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You also have a date this morning, no?

At 2pm. Just got back from the shooting range a few minutes ago.

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Just bring a video camera and record the whole conversation. Will make it easier to remember.

I was just going to hand her a microphone to talk into that would save her answers on a cassette so I can play it on my WalkMan.

[M3 Number 86]

Who puts kids pics on tinder?

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Who puts kids pics on tinder?

Puppy dogs, cute kids, that's like throwing chum in the water. It worked, got Sara's attention.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Puppy dogs, cute kids, that's like throwing chum in the water. It worked, got Sara's attention.

Have you guys ever seen a picture of David Beckham holding Harper? Omg makes me weak in the knees.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Have you guys ever seen a picture of David Beckham holding Harper? Omg makes me weak in the knees.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Dear sweet Jesus. *gasm*

[Biljags]

I think OK Cupid has an app that tells you when you're near someone you like, but that's a bit stalky for me. I may have to give Tinder a try based on your experience.

[HyeWarrior]

OkCupid and PlentyofFish are the worst. So many rejects on there

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

At 2pm. Just got back from the shooting range a few minutes ago.

.......waiting.

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Who puts kids pics on tinder?

Everyone, dude. LOL. In fact most people are on the app because they have kids.

Originally Posted by Biljags

I think OK Cupid has an app that tells you when you're near someone you like, but that's a bit stalky for me. I may have to give Tinder a try based on your experience.

Originally Posted by HyeWarrior

OkCupid and PlentyofFish are the worst. So many rejects on there

+1, Tinder is pretty shitty sometimes too (Bumble is better than it, by far) but OKC is definitely the riffraff of the female species, IMO. I mean there are probably crappy dudes on there too but that's not what I get on the app for.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

.......waiting.

I rescheduled for Wednesday. Kind of didn't feel like going, went for a ride on the motorcycle instead and went back to the range since I left my license and range card there.

[eluded]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Who puts kids pics on tinder?

Agreed.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Mike.

usually my tinder dates end with me looking like this



....after I realize what a terrible person they are but I still get that blowj....Like im happy that I closed the deal, but not happy about who is was with.

For example...the last tinder date the girl OPENS UP the date saying "nothing you say will impress me" dude I asked her how her fucking day was and that is what she said to me!!!


edit: everyone should read this because its so damn true

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...ie=UTF8&btkr=1

wtf.
what I want to know is how you get the bj even when they are nasty and rude as hell?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by HyeWarrior

How did you know?

But in all honesty, that was the best date I've ever been on. This chick is absolutely gf material. Only part that sucks is that I wasn't really looking for a serious relationship again just yet. But shes too good to pass up. Oh, and she fucking LOVES my 135i lol. She just picked up a white 228i yesterday afternoon, white with red leather and M package.

Keeper!!

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by grimlock

wtf.
what I want to know is how you get the bj even when they are nasty and rude as hell?

Its pretty much girls from the eastern tip of Long Island that think theyre just entitled to shit, see the term "J.A.P". Well, unbeknownst to them, my life's mission has been to tame the dreaded J.A.P:

The only people that can help you through this is none other than two time super bowl champion Ray Lewis, and Harlem native Camron.

I will quote both:
You have to be careful of people who like to talk a big game but can't back it up- Ray Lewis

Basically, youre walking into the den, its go time baby

now, camron you may ask, this is a very loose metaphor but it works:
See ya dude react, Hud six threw me back, a few they clapped
But I ate those, them shit is Scooby Snacks

he got shot in both his arms in an attempted car jacking but didn't give his lambo up, and then drove to the ER, and then he clowned them.

Basically, hold out through their self entitled shit storm and once you have your stage, you pounce and humble them. After the humble, they respect? you...i dont know but their demeanor just changes and its go time after that.

I hope this helps, God's speed.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Basically, hold out through their self entitled shit storm and once you have your stage, you pounce and humble them. After the humble, they respect? you...i dont know but their demeanor just changes and its go time after that.

I hope this helps, God's speed.

Mike, you are the man brother. From the quote, to the statement. Amen.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Might have struck potential gold last night. Included that I fuck with girls who drive stick. And what are the odds that it was that.

No pics of my old 335i anywhere btw.

Nice. Try to avoid the shit puddles. She is a cutie though. You and HyeWarrior can have a double wedding.

By the way, good that you get the whole Long Island Iced Tea thing out of the way. Always admit the worst shit about yourself up front. Seriously? You drink wine coolers too?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Nice. Try to avoid the shit puddles. She is a cutie though. You and HyeWarrior can have a double wedding.

By the way, good that you get the whole Long Island Iced Tea thing out of the way. Always admit the worst shit about yourself up front. Seriously? You drink wine coolers too?

Lol. Gotta see pics of his dream woman, too.

If I feel like having something fruity I'll probably drink like 4-6 wine coolers to chase the hard shit. But yeah I was surprised. I don't usually super-like but when I do, they're usually foreign.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Mike, you are the man brother. From the quote, to the statement. Amen.

Just doing my part

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

I rescheduled for Wednesday. Kind of didn't feel like going, went for a ride on the motorcycle instead and went back to the range since I left my license and range card there.

Well. What does she look like?

[Verbiage]

Some of these bots are a trip though, forreal. Love when the fucking bios get recycled senselessly.

Princeton University.