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      09-08-2014, 08:59 AM   #45
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My favorite.

A customer told my bartender..."Youz a thirsty bitch!"

I was dying, but threw him out.
Does it literally just mean she was thirsty? Sorry...I'm a wasp.
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      09-08-2014, 09:10 AM   #46
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Does it literally just mean she was thirsty? Sorry...I'm a wasp.
She was excruciatingly parched...., in white people terms.


If I'm not mistaken the hood lingo means she is looking for the attention from men.


Like, oh my gosh Becky, you so thirsty fo dat D, yo.
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Much appreciated. I felt the rules were reasonably simple...post the lingo AND the translation...but some people....
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      09-08-2014, 12:49 PM   #48
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Does it literally just mean she was thirsty? Sorry...I'm a wasp.
She was excruciatingly parched...., in white people terms.


If I'm not mistaken the hood lingo means she is looking for the attention from men.


Like, oh my gosh Becky, you so thirsty fo dat D, yo.
half right on the attention. trying to pay more attention to get more tips. In my experience, hood doesn't tip well. hood loves to flash cash, but won't tip.


flashing cash and won't spend reminds me of a story about Dewon Brazelton. I'll relay that later.
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For some reason this showed up in my feed as being popular, as old as it is.

Any hood lingo updates for 2017?

Rules remain same - If you are going to post the lingo you have to post the translation.
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"It smells like "UP DOG" in here!" said while sniffing the air in the room?
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"It smells like "UP DOG" in here!" said while sniffing the air in the room?
then some moron in the room asks, "Was UPDOG"?
then respond " Just Chillin" = Hanging out stupid....
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      01-03-2017, 06:36 PM   #52
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"I'mma finna throw my hands up"
Lol

I miss squishy, he was a sexy young man...

relatedly, here's one: "you wanna catch these hands?"

translation: "you wanna get fuckin wrecked?"
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For some reason this showed up in my feed as being popular, as old as it is.

Any hood lingo updates for 2017?

Rules remain same - If you are going to post the lingo you have to post the translation.
Kind of a dumb one but still makes me laugh every time I hear it.

"If you don't know you better axe someone!"

No translation needed.
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what that life be like?
how's your life going?

she got dookie.
she has a fat a$$.

what's crackin/brackin.
hello how are you.

man yo shit slappin
your sound system is quite good.

i'm trying to smack girl.
can we please have sex.

oh that's wassup
i understand.

let me rap at you for a sec.
we need to have a big boy talk.

Socal phrases here. norcal is a completely different lingo. I can go on forever but I shall stop.
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i'm glad i don't hang around these kinds of people. hella crazy
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Bangin = Something you like = 'Twas quite pleasant, thank you.
My bad = My mistake, sorry = 'Tis mine misprision, I apologize
Bounce = To leave = I must take leave, good day.
Sup = Hello = Salutations
That's an L = You lose = Thy head hath been beaten
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Bangin = Something you like = 'Twas quite pleasant, thank you.
My bad = My mistake, sorry = 'Tis mine misprision, I apologize
Bounce = To leave = I must take leave, good day.
Sup = Hello = Salutations
That's an L = You lose = Thy head hath been beaten
Methinks you be thinkin' 2 much 'bout dis.
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Whuz-up in diz shizzy whizzy?
Wtf is going on here?
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Methinks you be thinkin' 2 much 'bout dis.
Haha maybe a little.

I just figured since we have some older members here, I didn't want them to feel left out.
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Lol

I miss squishy, he was a sexy young man...

relatedly, here's one: "you wanna catch these hands?"

translation: "you wanna get fuckin wrecked?"
You were two seconds from catching.
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I would like to add some examples of how times have changed:

Circa 1998 Chicago:
"drop yo snaps!" = "kindly take off your clothing as I am robbing you - specifically, I want your shoes and coat"

Today:
"drop your snaps" = "please provide me with your snapchat details"
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Haha maybe a little.

I just figured since we have some older members here, I didn't want them to feel left out.
I resemble said remarks
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