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      07-12-2016, 01:34 PM   #221
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True but in the real world, men are scared of women with nicer cars than them.

I just want to have Ms in the driveway. Too much for a girl to ask for.
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I think you're bi-polar.
I saw worse..
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Who would want to go to Cali with those ridiculous gun laws and marijuana plant stores all over the place? Nothing but a bunch of surfing hippies and hot blondes running around...,


WAIT! I'M COMING TO CALI!...., with guns.
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I hate Cali.
How ?
And they say that California is the sunshine state ?
I don't like happy, sunny people. I like miserable sarcastic a**holes like myself.
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True but in the real world, men are scared of women with nicer cars than them.

I just want to have Ms in the driveway. Too much for a girl to ask for.
That's bullogna. If I find me a chick with a better car I'm gonna wife that up so hard.
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I don't like happy, sunny people. I like miserable sarcastic a**holes like myself.
I'm not sure if you're serious or not...

...but I honestly, kinda feel the same way.
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True but in the real world, men are scared of women with nicer cars than them.

I just want to have Ms in the driveway. Too much for a girl to ask for.
That's bullogna. If I find me a chick with a better car I'm gonna wife that up so hard.
Lol. Even if you're not allowed to drive it?
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I'm not sure if you're serious or not...

...but I honestly, kinda feel the same way.
People from the north share a special bond of mutual hatred. That's why I miss Detroit, everyone is angry and pissed off, I feel like the only angry pissed off person in the south. There's noone to argue with, and if I flick anyone off on the highway they don't react so it's not as appealing.

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Lol. Even if you're not allowed to drive it?
I am a very convincing person, it would only be a short period of time before that would change.
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I don't like happy, sunny people. I like miserable sarcastic a**holes like myself.
I'm sure you're cute ...
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I'm not sure if you're serious or not...

...but I honestly, kinda feel the same way.
People from the north share a special bond of mutual hatred. That's why I miss Detroit, everyone is angry and pissed off, I feel like the only angry pissed off person in the south. There's noone to argue with, and if I flick anyone off on the highway they don't react so it's not as appealing.

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Lol. Even if you're not allowed to drive it?
I am a very convincing person, it would only be a short period of time before that would change.
They don't have any real passion like us.


Like i said to Mr silvergray545 who disrespectfully declined, no one without hubby status drives it.
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They don't have any real passion like us.


Like i said to Mr silvergray545 who disrespectfully declined, no one without hubby status drives it.
So passive. It's like kicking a defenseless chihuahua. Will never understand.


So does that mean you're still accepting applications? I have great credit score, 5 star gas station cook, the best at cleaning pools (Lups can confirm), and I can juggle three items at one time.
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True but in the real world, men are scared of women with nicer cars than them.

I just want to have Ms in the driveway. Too much for a girl to ask for.


You should be able to pick up a lot of car guys with the M2. Have you tried car meets, autocross events, track days?
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People from the north share a special bond of mutual hatred. That's why I miss Detroit, everyone is angry and pissed off, I feel like the only angry pissed off person in the south. There's noone to argue with, and if I flick anyone off on the highway they don't react so it's not as appealing.


No kidding, I miss the douchebags and selfish, stuck-up jerks of DC. There's always a dark cloud hovering over DC, and rarely (only though June-September) do we get consecutive days of sunlight. The snowstorms are treacherous, and the you'll stay up all night if your windows are open, due to the amount of cars honking their horns.

In San Diego, it's 72 all day, sunny every day, smells like the ocean even when you're 20 miles away from shore, and more hot blondes and titties one could ever ask for. This morning, when I was cruising down PB Highway at 85 in a 60, I cut off a police officer by mistake, and he slowed down and backed off of me!

Yet, I miss the hell out of DC
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They don't have any real passion like us.


Like i said to Mr silvergray545 who disrespectfully declined, no one without hubby status drives it.
Disrespectfully?
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No kidding, I miss the douchebags and selfish, stuck-up jerks of DC. There's always a dark cloud hovering over DC, and rarely (only though June-September) do we get consecutive days of sunlight. The snowstorms are treacherous, and the you'll stay up all night if your windows are open, due to the amount of cars honking their horns.

In San Diego, it's 72 all day, sunny every day, smells like the ocean even when you're 20 miles away from shore, and more hot blondes and titties one could ever ask for. This morning, when I was cruising down PB Highway at 85 in a 60, I cut off a police officer by mistake, and he slowed down and backed off of me!

Yet, I miss the hell out of DC
Michigan is grey skys about 70% of the year, and you get 10% spring, 10% summer, and 10% fall. Winter depression is a real thing, because during the 30% off season, people are only marginally nicer. People drive like assholes up there, down here I want to slit someones throat. Regardless of the bad, it really is an awesome place to live, my peoples got my back, down here seems like people are iffy. They come and go, or they want you for their own agenda. Fuck that shit.

I'd go to Cali for the babes, but that's about the only thing. Fuck the traffic and all the other stuff.
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They don't have any real passion like us.


Like i said to Mr silvergray545 who disrespectfully declined, no one without hubby status drives it.
Disrespectfully?
Yes. The opposite of respectfully which would've sounded something like "while that sounds incredibly enticing, I'm going to have to decline at this time"


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True but in the real world, men are scared of women with nicer cars than them.

I just want to have Ms in the driveway. Too much for a girl to ask for.


You should be able to pick up a lot of car guys with the M2. Have you tried car meets, autocross events, track days?
Ehh not my thing really. I'm scared to track the car anyway. The last guy I met that way was more interested in the car than me.
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Yes. The opposite of respectfully which would've sounded something like "while that sounds incredibly enticing, I'm going to have to decline at this time"


"Incredibly enticing"...and this is where I exit the thread.
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The last guy I met that way was more interested in the car than me.
First time I've heard a car enthusiast say that
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Yes. The opposite of respectfully which would've sounded something like "while that sounds incredibly enticing, I'm going to have to decline at this time"


"Incredibly enticing"...and this is where I exit the thread.
See? So rude!
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Ehh not my thing really. I'm scared to track the car anyway. The last guy I met that way was more interested in the car than me.
Should have just bought an M235...
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See? So rude!
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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