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      10-06-2021, 12:08 PM   #35487
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We launched rubber bands at each other in our shop.
Same! Rubber band wars, but in an office/furniture store setting. We also used to pull some pretty elaborate pranks on each other. You can't do that these days; too may "Karens" about now that won't stand for watching someone have a good time.
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I had to Google this. I wasn't even alive yet lol.

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Now get off my lawn. You weren't born yet in 1978? Damn, I was in HS.
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Same! Rubber band wars, but in an office/furniture store setting. We also used to pull some pretty elaborate pranks on each other. You can't do that these days; too may "Karens" about now that won't stand for watching someone have a good time.
Our resident expert rubber band shooter taught me how to put a spin on the rubber band, resulting in amazing accuracy, even at 30+ feet. It pissed off the boss, but we did it anyway.
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      10-06-2021, 03:00 PM   #35493
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Our resident expert rubber band shooter taught me how to put a spin on the rubber band, resulting in amazing accuracy, even at 30+ feet. It pissed off the boss, but we did it anyway.
You have my attention. I need to know this process.

When I managed stores for AT&Tingular, my home office had small blocks of wood that we camo'd into the sales floor/office decor and back drop. It was a putt-putt course. When the store was slow, cleaned and everyone's work was done, we would play putt-putt. One of my stores had a make shift driving range in the back that we built out of an old cubicle wall (for the tee box) and had hooks mounted on the walls 15' away that we hooked a net to. We used those orange Callaway practice balls. I taught several of my employees how to hit a ball in the back of an AT&T store. We also used to make medieval weapons out of old front window sales posters (roughly 6' X 6'). That job was great. I was on the golf course 3 days a week.
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      10-06-2021, 04:16 PM   #35496
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Our resident expert rubber band shooter taught me how to put a spin on the rubber band, resulting in amazing accuracy, even at 30+ feet. It pissed off the boss, but we did it anyway.
I learned this technique from a coworker about 35 years ago. Amazing for accuracy and distance.
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I learned this technique from a coworker about 35 years ago. Amazing for accuracy and distance.
Should we reveal our secret?
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      10-06-2021, 07:43 PM   #35501
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You have my attention. I need to know this process.

When I managed stores for AT&Tingular, my home office had small blocks of wood that we camo'd into the sales floor/office decor and back drop. It was a putt-putt course. When the store was slow, cleaned and everyone's work was done, we would play putt-putt. One of my stores had a make shift driving range in the back that we built out of an old cubicle wall (for the tee box) and had hooks mounted on the walls 15' away that we hooked a net to. We used those orange Callaway practice balls. I taught several of my employees how to hit a ball in the back of an AT&T store. We also used to make medieval weapons out of old front window sales posters (roughly 6' X 6'). That job was great. I was on the golf course 3 days a week.
My god you brought back memories. I ran 3 different stores for the new att, didn’t work there during legacy blue days, sold on the floor during orange Cingular days. Maaaaaaan the things we did when no customers were around
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Should we reveal our secret?
I’m not sure how to describe it in words, but it is very easy to demonstrate. No reason to keep it a secret amongst this crowd.
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