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      07-30-2019, 03:53 PM   #23387
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Hey - I think I know who left that note! See below:


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      07-30-2019, 04:07 PM   #23388
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Can someone tell me wtf is going on here?
This is going to haunt me for an undetermined amount of time.

Someone call Robert Stack and the Unsolved Mysteries team, maybe Forensic Files. I'm going to need a explanation here. The ladies sandals that appear to have men's feet in them and the men's work boots are really throwing me a curve here.
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      07-30-2019, 04:16 PM   #23389
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This is going to haunt me for an undetermined amount of time.

Someone call Robert Stack and the Unsolved Mysteries team, maybe Forensic Files. I'm going to need a explanation here. The ladies sandals that appear to have men's feet in them and the men's work boots are really throwing me a curve here.

Dude - you have no idea. This thing is a serious mind-f**k.

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Dude - you have no idea. This thing is a serious mind-f**k.

I'm thinking 3 dudes. The second picture is close, but the far right set of legs is "assisting" the far left set of legs whilst the middle guy is.....well trying to be nondescript as possible, he's doing middle guy things.
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I'm thinking 3 dudes. The second picture is close, but the far right set of legs is "assisting" the far left set of legs whilst the middle guy is.....well trying to be nondescript as possible, he's doing middle guy things.
He's doing middle guy things....
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Spotted on my way into the office this morning and I have so many questions!

1) How does one get themselves into this without help?
2) Did Santa play a role?
3) For the love of all that's holy, where are the feet?! It's like 2 legs that go down and end in stumps with no feet! I'm really freaked out by this!

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      07-31-2019, 10:08 AM   #23396
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      07-31-2019, 10:13 AM   #23399
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      07-31-2019, 12:45 PM   #23401
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Spotted on my way into the office this morning and I have so many questions!

1) How does one get themselves into this without help?
2) Did Santa play a role?
3) For the love of all that's holy, where are the feet?! It's like 2 legs that go down and end in stumps with no feet! I'm really freaked out by this!

Dammit man! Between you and Run Silent you guys have me on high alert with these posts!

My only guess is that the middle guy wasn't properly "tending," so "left feet" aka "invisible stilettos w/socks" chopped off his flappers. "Right legs guy" aka "Fancy sandals make me feel like a man" wrapped up his body as a Christmas gift for Zed and the Gimp from Pulp Fiction.

Reasoning: If he has no feet, he can't run away....and if he tries, he'll be easy to track down.
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