Tinder/Dating Apps

Mywifes335 · 06-28-2016, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I turned sigs on. I think maybe bimmette was right.

What was bimmette right about?

Now that you're female #4 on this forum, how's the leg humping been?

Edit: I have to keep clearing history on my phone so it doesn't catch an STD

F87LUV · 06-28-2016, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I turned sigs on. I think maybe bimmette was right.

What was bimmette right about?

Now that you're female #4 on this forum, how's the leg humping been?

Edit: I have to keep clearing history on my phone so it doesn't catch an STD

Lol. I've been a member since 2007. Probably precede most. I'm not here for leg humping. I'm just bored at work.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Lol. I've been a member since 2007. Probably precede most. I'm not here for leg humping. I'm just bored at work.

Indeed. You are prehistoric.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 10:23 AM

Also, every time I read my sig, I burst out into tears. That's gotta be the most hilarious thing I've read on this forum, in a while.

Confused emoticon drives it home.

F87LUV · 06-28-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Lol. I've been a member since 2007. Probably precede most. I'm not here for leg humping. I'm just bored at work.

Indeed. You are prehistoric.

Essentially.

I'm probably ten years older than most of you. Right silvergray545

jtodd_fl · 06-28-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Essentially.

I'm probably ten years older than most of you. Right silvergray545

Not me! HAH! I win at something... wait wut?

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Essentially.

I'm probably ten years older than most of you. Right silvergray545

silvergray545, NYC isn't that far from Ohio. Show her what you're made of.

Besides, he told me in confidence that he loves the maturity found in older women. In fact, he prefers it. Don't let him tell you otherwise.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Not me! HAH! I win at something... wait wut?

LMAOOOOOO.

F87LUV · 06-28-2016, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Essentially.

I'm probably ten years older than most of you. Right silvergray545

silvergray545, NYC isn't that far from Ohio. Show her what you're made of.

Besides, he told me in confidence that he loves the maturity found in older women. In fact, he prefers it. Don't let him tell you otherwise.

Who said I was mature? I'm talking to you guys afterall.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Who said I was mature? I'm talking to you guys afterall.

I'm quite mature for a 26 year old child, thank you very much.

silvergray545 · 06-28-2016, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Big fuckin turbo arrives on Thursday! Car is going to Precision Tuning on Friday early AM. Can't fucking wait!

Dude! Pics and vids ASAP!

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Also, every time I read my sig, I burst out into tears. That's gotta be the most hilarious thing I've read on this forum, in a while.

Confused emoticon drives it home.

LMAO YOU DIDN'T

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Essentially.

I'm probably ten years older than most of you. Right silvergray545

Oh yeah, AT LEAST ten years older than everyone here.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

silvergray545, NYC isn't that far from Ohio. Show her what you're made of.

Besides, he told me in confidence that he loves the maturity found in older women. In fact, he prefers it. Don't let him tell you otherwise.

Haha only if she allows me to grace her with my presence.

And bruh why do you gotta put my shit on blast!?

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Who said I was mature? I'm talking to you guys afterall.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I'm quite mature for a 26 year old child, thank you very much.

These are both accurate statements.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

LMAO YOU DIDN'T.

I DEED.

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oh yeah, AT LEAST ten years older than everyone here..

MEANIE.

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Haha only if she allows me to grace her with my presence.

And bruh why do you gotta put my shit on blast!?

.

CUZ BLAST.

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

These are both accurate statements.

AKRATE.

Mywifes335 · 06-28-2016, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Dude! Pics and vids ASAP!

LMAO YOU DIDN'T

Oh yeah, AT LEAST ten years older than everyone here.

Haha only if she allows me to grace her with my presence.

And bruh why do you gotta put my shit on blast!?

These are both accurate statements.

100%. Once it's done I'm gonna post em. Can't wait.

Mywifes335 · 06-28-2016, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Who said I was mature? I'm talking to you guys afterall.

So in the last 10 years, how much have you been on OT?

I think we lost Sara504 for good? Or until she is done with Dr. Perfect? I'm not sure how that works.

shoei · 06-28-2016, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Dude! Pics and vids ASAP!

LMAO YOU DIDN'T

Oh yeah, AT LEAST ten years older than everyone here.

Haha only if she allows me to grace her with my presence.

And bruh why do you gotta put my shit on blast!?

These are both accurate statements.

100%. Once it's done I'm gonna post em. Can't wait.

For a second there, I thought he meant he was going to post pics and vids after catching scabbies on xhamster / Craigslist after barebacking...

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

So in the last 10 years, how much have you been on OT?

I think we lost Sara504 for good? Or until she is done with Dr. Perfect? I'm not sure how that works.

She still makes time for me via other forms of social media.

Yes, be very jealous. I am the king.

Mywifes335 · 06-28-2016, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

She still makes time for me via other forms of social media.

Yes, be very jealous. I am the king.

Sara504? Man, she keeps you close cuz you know all white blonde girls want BBC at SOME point.

Mywifes335 · 06-28-2016, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

For a second there, I thought he meant he was going to post pics and vids after catching scabbies on xhamster / Craigslist after barebacking...

I caught an assrash from a place called Gran Prix in Montreal once. Does that count?

Damn you, Sophie.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Sara504? Man, she keeps you close cuz you know all white blonde girls want BBC at SOME point.

She probably also realized that my credit has also improved to a more desirable realm of possibility for her, so the fantasies have come forth.

silvergray545 · 06-28-2016, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I DEED.

MEANIE.

CUZ BLAST.

AKRATE.

I'm not mean.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

She still makes time for me via other forms of social media.

Yes, be very jealous. I am the king.

This gif very accurately describes Verb.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 11:02 AM

I'm a relentless fuck (literally).

Don't even make eye contact with me, you will turn to stone.

shoei · 06-28-2016, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I'm a relentless fuck (literally).

Don't even make eye contact with me, you will turn to stone.

Simmer down, Medusa...

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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I'm a relentless fuck (literally). Don't even make eye contact with me, you will turn to stone. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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