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      07-12-2016, 12:00 PM   #177
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My parents never had sex, I was birthed by the stork through immaculate conception.
That's funny, I was the product of two lesbians that wanted to be artificially inseminated and then they left me in a dumpster where a family that lived in tunnels found me and brought me up as one of their own.

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Well if he's an overweight half Asian guy, he might not wanna waste his time.
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      07-12-2016, 12:13 PM   #180
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      07-12-2016, 12:15 PM   #181
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Well if he's an overweight half Asian guy, he might not wanna waste his time.
Actually, I'm a curvy (in all the right places) half White guy
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      07-12-2016, 12:17 PM   #182
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My parents never had sex, I was birthed by the stork through immaculate conception.
Sounds like you are Jesus ?
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      07-12-2016, 12:19 PM   #183
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A man put his head in a vagina?!

Must've been THE supreme ocean vagina
It was a whale my friend !
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Well if he's an overweight half Asian guy, he might not wanna waste his time.
Oh, well I didn't realize these facts. Guess I'll just have to go easy so he feels like he has a chance.

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Fine. What's your gladiator weapon? I'm using a katana because there's nothing gladiator about it, just raw Asian-ness.
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I don't get some ladies, on the first date and in pics they look fine, the second date, uh oh, is this the same person?
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      07-12-2016, 12:34 PM   #186
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I don't get some ladies, on the first date and in pics they look fine, the second date, uh oh, is this the same person?


No kidding though, I've been with girls in the past who legit look like dudes w/o makeup on

They run into this dilemma where they will break out if they don't take their makeup off before going to bed, but look like dudes if they do take their makeup off

The struggle is too real
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I don't get some ladies, on the first date and in pics they look fine, the second date, uh oh, is this the same person?
Don't date disease ridden porn stars?
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Well if he's an overweight half Asian guy, he might not wanna waste his time.
Actually, I'm a curvy (in all the right places) half White guy
That might be a problem. I'm only into half white and half white guys.
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      07-12-2016, 12:41 PM   #189
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That might be a problem. I'm only into half white and half white guys.
Hah that's cool

I'm actually Indian and only into White girls

But at the end of the day...they're all pink on the inside!
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That might be a problem. I'm only into half white and half white guys.
Hah that's cool

I'm actually Indian and only into White girls

But at the end of the day...they're all pink on the inside!
I dated an Indian guy once. /story

I don't consider myself not white.
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I dated an Indian guy once. /story
Was he Americanized?

UnAmericanized Indian girls are the WORST!
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Was he Americanized?

UnAmericanized Indian girls are the WORST!
Yup. Investment banker....naturally.
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Yup. Investment banker....naturally.
Ah, interesting. Would've thought doctor or business owner

I'm in San Diego right now, and there are like NO Indian dudes around!

All the white chicks probably think I'm FOB
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I don't get some ladies, on the first date and in pics they look fine, the second date, uh oh, is this the same person?
I'm sorry...But they look like "before" and "after" the "drugs" !
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Yup. Investment banker....naturally.
Ah, interesting. Would've thought doctor or business owner

I'm in San Diego right now, and there are like NO Indian dudes around!

All the white chicks probably think I'm FOB
It's NYC. Everyone's in finance.
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Ahh, that's true. Have you been to DC?

If so, do you prefer DC or NYC?
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It's NYC. Everyone's in finance.
Ahh, that's true. Have you been to DC?

If so, do you prefer DC or NYC?
I've been to DC. It's not bad. I love the north east though. NY for life unless I move somewhere far like Texas then I can legally carry a concealed firearm and not need blizzaks.
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      07-12-2016, 12:56 PM   #198
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Then come on out to San Diego!!
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