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      07-12-2016, 11:20 AM   #155
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Is this the leg humper thread?
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      07-12-2016, 11:21 AM   #156
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Is this the leg humper thread?


It's the thirsty thread
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      07-12-2016, 11:22 AM   #157
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      07-12-2016, 11:24 AM   #158
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Ah that's why you are here
Just trying to mac on some ladeeeeeeees

Don't mind me, 1MORETHRUST
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      07-12-2016, 11:26 AM   #159
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      07-12-2016, 11:28 AM   #160
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Some lades?
Yeah, to drop in ocean vaginas

Nobody likes ocean vaginas. Nobody.
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      07-12-2016, 11:29 AM   #161
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Some lades?
Knowing you probably a group of dudes
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      07-12-2016, 11:30 AM   #162
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Yeah smoosh is a switch hitter
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      07-12-2016, 11:31 AM   #163
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Knowing you probably a group of dudes
Namaste, master axius
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      07-12-2016, 11:31 AM   #164
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Yeah smoosh is a switch hitter
Only when I'm sober
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      07-12-2016, 11:33 AM   #165
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Namaste, master axius
What? I thought we were in the honesty tree where we can express ourselves?
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      07-12-2016, 11:34 AM   #166
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What? I thought we were in the honesty tree where we can express ourselves?
Aren't we?
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      07-12-2016, 11:37 AM   #167
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Yeah, to drop in ocean vaginas

Nobody likes ocean vaginas. Nobody.
Do they smell like fish ?
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      07-12-2016, 11:37 AM   #168
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Do they smell like fish ?
No, it's like throwing a hot dog down an alley

Can't feel shit
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      07-12-2016, 11:41 AM   #169
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No, it's like throwing a hot dog down an alley

Can't feel shit
You can't feel shit ?
Think the diameter is too wide and look like a cave .
Saw it the other day when man's head went into the thing..

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      07-12-2016, 11:43 AM   #170
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You can't feel shit ?
Think the diameter is too wide and look like a cave .
Saw it the other day when man's head went into the thing..



A man put his head in a vagina?!

Must've been THE supreme ocean vagina
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      07-12-2016, 11:44 AM   #171
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You can't feel shit ?
Think the diameter is too wide and look like a cave .
Saw it the other day when man's head went into the thing..



A man put his head in a vagina?!

Must've been THE supreme ocean vagina
Guess what. Your head was once in yo mama's vagina. Picture it.
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      07-12-2016, 11:46 AM   #172
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Guess what. Your head was once in yo mama's vagina. Picture it.
Yeah, when it was the size of a large mango

But this guy's head was probably like the size of the Kool-Aid man's head
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      07-12-2016, 11:52 AM   #173
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      07-12-2016, 11:58 AM   #174
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Guess what. Your head was once in yo mama's vagina. Picture it.
Hope for my mam my head was smaller .. at that time.
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      07-12-2016, 11:58 AM   #175
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