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      01-22-2019, 07:46 AM   #1
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Valentines Day Gifts

Normally I am the type of guy that refuses to participate in Valentines day gift givery. I despise the notion of spending money on gifts/flowers for no other reason than because it's Valentines day. I also realize the competition associated with by women on who receive gifts and those who do not.

What is everyone planning to do for Valentines day for their significant others or what are some memorable gifts that you have given/received in the past?
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Gold dipped roses. Will be the 4th year of giving one. Different colors every year and last forever. The price has gone up about $10 and now they offer platinum dipped as well.
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Just a sample? I go all in year round.
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Yes but single chicks take even more samples?
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Yes but single chicks take even more samples?
More ladies = more samples
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Fucking jack shit.. forget about it man, take a break
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i feel like there's more to this thread than you explain out here

but personal best? 2017, car i was driving caught on fire when going back from dinner
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i feel like there's more to this thread than you explain out here

but personal best? 2017, car i was driving caught on fire when going back from dinner
Jesus man....
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Flowers and dinner = happy ending
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i feel like there's more to this thread than you explain out here

but personal best? 2017, car i was driving caught on fire when going back from dinner
Dude, if you had some marshmallows with you though... dam how smooth would that have been Instant pussy
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What did you get March 14th the year prior?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day

Reciprocate accordingly.
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yeah.. no more subaru's for me

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Dude, if you had some marshmallows with you though... dam how smooth would that have been Instant pussy
instead we had a scale model of a lambo i bought her after she told me the only way to make it up was to get her a lambo...

it took my coat multiple washes and then the dry cleaner to get the smell of burnt interior plastic out though
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What did you get March 14th the year prior?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day

Reciprocate accordingly.
I must say that I am fortunate enough that this takes place daily....minus the steak. She loves doing it and I love receiving. Reciprocation is the key.
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We've been married for 7 years, together for almost 12, and have a 4 year old kid.

Probably a nice card and a small piece of jewelry, fancy L'Occitane lotion, and a small box of Lindt chocolates.

Generally, it's the fact that you cared and took notice of the day rather than any individual or actual gift.
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Wow this thread went downhill quickly.
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Post pictures of your Valentine gifts here.
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