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06-20-2021, 04:47 PM | #5743 |
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I confess that I really, really hate it when sound engineers add "click click" sounds whenever someone draws/points a pistol or rifle in television shows and movies. That is not reality. I also hate it when cops or criminals in movies rack the slide when they confront one another. That doesn't happen either. The shit is already hot in the holster (…or the belt line).
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06-20-2021, 08:10 PM | #5744 |
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06-21-2021, 12:15 AM | #5745 |
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I would happily kill the f---in emu and his irritating friend, and feed them both to an alligator.
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06-21-2021, 04:38 AM | #5746 |
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Did one of the males here encountered an unintentional slip of the balls outside of the underpants...and then squeeze them at putting down the thighs?
I confess, that this was an unexpected moment of immediate pain at the gym during lat-pulling and I was short before passing out - and I wont tell the other guys what happens.
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06-21-2021, 09:19 AM | #5749 |
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06-21-2021, 09:32 AM | #5750 |
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They both have their pros and cons. Girls will always be Daddy's little girl regardless of age. Will make it a point to spend time with you. Boys are fun when they are younger, after they become adults, they don't give a shit about you as a parent, just come around when they need something.
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I confess that most times, I actually DO understand dang3r. It's a near form of Lups dialect.
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06-21-2021, 12:52 PM | #5754 |
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Replay my story intentionally and go through it, then it should be clear even for you though.
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Stop pulling the one armed bandit, dude. I meant for sure underpants, but okay, this jokes' on me.
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This is an odd one, but guys who belong to a rifle range can probably relate. I have a Russian made AK (Izhmash) and I absolutely adore it. Anyway, the old guys at the rifle range do not appreciate the "commie rifle", but they always seem to have a WW2 mauser... Funny how that works.
I get a kick out of their faces when they see the Russian flag sticker on the rifle case. TBF, I have a flag for the country of origin for all my rifle cases because it makes it easy to know which one I want to grab when I go to the range. I use the same style case for all of them.
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06-23-2021, 09:17 PM | #5764 |
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I confess that it makes me cackle like a child when one of my ex-lovers calls after over four months of no contact, and when a return call is made, she proceeds to tell me it was an "accident" and my number wasn't saved on her phone (….soooooo, how did you 'butt dial' me then?!?). The call was ended promptly, but now she's texting. Thirty minutes into the conversation I'm learning she's having issues with her current dude. Uhhhhh yeah. She just wanted to re-engage because she's likely on the outs with him.
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