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      11-07-2019, 12:26 PM   #2531
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This thread seems more about career counseling than confession.
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I confess to recently accepting multiple lunch invites from people pitching me products just because the food looked good
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Here's a question for you.

What happens when two fckers come together?
Not gonna happen unless the chic comes first lols.
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I confess to recently accepting multiple lunch invites from people pitching me products just because the food looked good
I walked in to buy a case of beer yesterday and the girls at the natty seltzer booth were hot...

so i walked out with a case of beer and a case of natty seltzer. to my surprise it tasted better than white claws and trulys
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That’s not saying much, though. I was coerced at a party to try Truly, and it tasted like seltzer water filtered through underwear with skid marks in it
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...seltzer water filtered through underwear with skid marks in it.
Wait...you're saying you don't like that taste? Puzzling. Well, I guess you have my second confession now.
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so i walked out with a case of natty seltzer.
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I confess to recently accepting multiple lunch invites from people pitching me products just because the food looked good
We had an outside sales rep for a logistics company bring lunch for the entire office a few weeks ago. I don't deal with logistics unless it has to do with transport of material for a project I'm handling. All of the other office employees felt stuck, eating their lunch in the conference room and listening to his sales pitch. I got my food, thanked the guy, shook his hand but didn't introduce myself, then ate at my desk while perusing BP OT.
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That’s not saying much, though. I was coerced at a party to try Truly, and it tasted like seltzer water filtered through underwear with skid marks in it
I mean, truly is just ass, the C L A W is a bit better but I still think the concept of "hard seltzer" is kinda ridiculous and useless



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I confess to recently accepting multiple lunch invites from people pitching me products just because the food looked good
I use people like this to feed the guys that work for me. When they ask me out to lunch, I tell them I can't leave the plant....but they are more than welcome to bring lunch in for my guys who would ultimately be using their products in the field.

So I get my guys free lunch about 3-4 times a month.
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I walked in to buy a case of beer yesterday and the girls at the natty seltzer booth were hot...

so i walked out with a case of beer and a case of natty seltzer. to my surprise it tasted better than white claws and trulys
You fell for their marketing.
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We had an outside sales rep for a logistics company bring lunch for the entire office a few weeks ago. I don't deal with logistics unless it has to do with transport of material for a project I'm handling. All of the other office employees felt stuck, eating their lunch in the conference room and listening to his sales pitch. I got my food, thanked the guy, shook his hand but didn't introduce myself, then ate at my desk while perusing BP OT.
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I use people like this to feed the guys that work for me. When they ask me out to lunch, I tell them I can't leave the plant....but they are more than welcome to bring lunch in for my guys who would ultimately be using their products in the field.

So I get my guys free lunch about 3-4 times a month.
That's genius! And a great way to let the guys know you care about them. Nicely played.
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