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      03-25-2006, 03:02 PM   #1
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Incase you were wondering...

The thing in my avator is a pig. A dead, bloody, half of pig. Sometime after it was locked in a cage for its whole life, but before you ate it with your breakfast(bacon) or with your lunch or dinner (ham). Normally i wouldnt post something like this, but 10 people have asked. Its a good chance my avator will continue to change to other pieces of dead animal.
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The thing in my avator is a pig. A dead, bloody, half of pig. Sometime after it was locked in a cage for its whole life, ...Its a good chance my avator will continue to change to other pieces of dead animal.
You sound like you were close to the pig.

Did you know it's name?

Locking it in a cage all it's life should make it more tender.

Sounds like BABY back ribs to me.

I think you have a problem.
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      03-25-2006, 03:55 PM   #4
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nah. i have never met that particular pig. but, i have met other pigs, i also have had 2 dogs, 1 cat, a fish, and a guiena pig. and at the age of 6, when i had my cat, i quickly realized that my cat had a personality, and a life, and a brain, and feelings, and when i would try to trap it under the blanket, it had survival instinct. and i never woulda ate my cat. unfortunately it took me a while to realize that all the animals i was eating had all those same things. so, the only problem i have, is i have a heart.. haha.
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Are you part of the Animal Liberation Front??
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      03-25-2006, 04:09 PM   #6
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if i was, do you think i would admit to it?
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if i was, do you think i would admit to it?

I don't know. I thought people like you would openly flaunt their affiliation...
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damn pigs...its their fault...for being so delicious hehe
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      03-25-2006, 05:05 PM   #9
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Duke my foxhound: will howl at nothing for 18 hours a day, all year, in -20 if he must.
Kaya my fat Doberman: likes to sleep on the bed, licks all mean-looking visitors.
Magnum, my puppy Doberman: afraid of his own shadow, pees on the floor all the time

All three dogs like to eat the horse shit that I dump down the hill, and they make disgusting farts all night.

Fate the cat: loves to sleep on my belly when I watch TV on the floor
Lucky the cat: eats mice (I think being a carnivore is natural in carnivores)
Cutie Pie the cat: wrestles with the Dobie puppy

Bottom line, I'm sick of dogs.
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nah. i have never met that particular pig. but, i have met other pigs, i also have had 2 dogs, 1 cat, a fish, and a guiena pig....


I hear cats taste good. Can I cook up your cat???
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      03-25-2006, 05:23 PM   #11
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hey wait a minute...cats make great tacos
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'I'm So Sorry I Gave You Something To Think About'


Dont worry... You just made me hungry, and I think Ill go eat some chicken... You helped me satisfy my hunger.

No apologies... Thank you
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hey wait a minute...cats make great tacos

I was thinking moreso burritos, but I can do a taco or two now...
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i thought it was someone's head hanging upside down
with his brain gushing out from a gunshot or something.....
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pigs are yummy

also turkeys, chickens and cows are spectacular
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Wow you have brought new meaning to my life sir .... animals are small game..... How about humans.....paid your taxes lately....you may have paid for weapons killing someone somewhere. That’s life get over it. Survival of the fittest I guess. That faakin cow has every right to eat me, there just lazy faulks so the never get around to it!!!
Some body please put up another poll, porterhouse or t-bone?
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Is that Miss Piggy?

Oh geeze, do you think Kermit knows ?

Man, I hope he doesn't see this...
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Wow you have brought new meaning to my life sir .... animals are small game..... How about humans.....paid your taxes lately....you may have paid for weapons killing someone somewhere. That’s life get over it. Survival of the fittest I guess. That faakin cow has every right to eat me, there just lazy faulks so the never get around to it!!!
Some body please put up another poll, porterhouse or t-bone?
no fork or knife...eat with your hands....porterhouse :rocks:
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      03-25-2006, 08:31 PM   #19
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Might I remind our fellow E90 lovers that this is the same fool that believes 9/11 was a hoax.

I'm gonna eat lots of pork chops tonight just for you. Maybe with a side of Veal cause you probably don't like killings of baby cows either.
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nah. i have never met that particular pig. but, i have met other pigs, i also have had 2 dogs, 1 cat, a fish, and a guiena pig. and at the age of 6, when i had my cat, i quickly realized that my cat had a personality, and a life, and a brain, and feelings, and when i would try to trap it under the blanket, it had survival instinct. and i never woulda ate my cat. unfortunately it took me a while to realize that all the animals i was eating had all those same things. so, the only problem i have, is i have a heart.. haha.
Animals have no feelings.
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cdheaven, you know I respect you, but why do you throw this vegan bone at us every couple of months? Is it 'cause you're bored with "paper or plastic" threads, or sick of seeing oranges on every bloody page of e90post?
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